List of Female Herd Mentality Items

[Kona]

In Denver I don't even think it's in exaggeration to say 1 in 2 young women have a dog. It's insane. Every broad here is a "dog mom."

And as many others have noted, the dog is usually ill-behaved and neurotic.

Single women generally make terrible dog owners — they lack the ability to discipline and lead, and often don't understand a dog's need to explore and be physically active, chasing balls & frisbees, etc.

I get the impression that many women don't really like dogs, they get them mostly because it's trendy and they think dogs are cute.

Most single women are an emotional mess, which makes them poor pack leaders. Without strong leadership, the dog gradually absorbs the owner's neurotic energy, and it too becomes a neurotic, confused mess.

Women get pets because the pet is dependent on them, and can't abandon them. Also less demanding than a child.

Also, pets don't judge them.

If a new guy is in the house every night doing blow off its moms nipple, the dog still loves them.

Strippers after they've given away a few dogs or cats usually wind up with a caged bunny, due to its even deeper lack of emotion.

Aloha!

 

[Easy_C]

How about just Yoga pants in general? EVERY chick is wearing these nowadays.

 

[Easy_C]

In Denver I don't even think it's in exaggeration to say 1 in 2 young women have a dog. It's insane. Every broad here is a "dog mom."

And as many others have noted, the dog is usually ill-behaved and neurotic.

Single women generally make terrible dog owners — they lack the ability to discipline and lead, and often don't understand a dog's need to explore and be physically active, chasing balls & frisbees, etc.

If a woman has a dog, you can tell a lot about the woman by the dog. A well trained, disciplined, dog is a great sign.

Funny enough you make a great point. Let's take two girls I know. One is a great wife, young kid....a "Unicorn" by appearances at least. She had the dog before being married and it's extremely polite and well behaved to the point it just sat patiently without begging last time we had a house party at their place. The reason she bought the dog? "I've always really liked dogs, and I feel safer with them around because they bark if anyone tries to get in".

The other is a lot more typical. Been with four guys within a year of her first, a lot of emotional issues...etc. Her dog is a nasty, bratty, yappy, obnoxious thing. Reason she bought it? "He was really cute!!!"

 

[Wutang]

How about just Yoga pants in general? EVERY chick is wearing these nowadays.

2 - 3 years back it was plain black ones. Now I'm them with super, psychedelic patterns and bright colors.

Another big trend I see with younger girls right now are Sketcher and Converse sneakers with black tights and socks over the tights.

 

[WarMachine]

The weather is changing in London. So their behaviour goes up a notch into the ridiculous

Right now:

1: Wearing bright pink/green gym shoes with a work suit to prove they work out
2: Putting on a well spoken accent and trying to act like they're important
3: Talking loudly about work shit on the tube to a (possibly beta) male colleague, while all the while side eyeing people to see if their are listening to her voice after all, she's the most important person on the tube... - I'm not fucking interested
4: Putting their ghastly makeup on the train and when fully made up, pouting and looking around for validation. When they don't get it, various routines of shuffling in their seat and clearing their throat and sighing

A large amount of London's little princesses do this.

 

[scrambled]

Most single women are an emotional mess, which makes them poor pack leaders. Without strong leadership, the dog gradually absorbs the owner's neurotic energy, and it too becomes a neurotic, confused mess.

 

[Laner]

"Tribal" or Native American patterned Yoga Pants...

See this shit everywhere out of nowhere starting a few months ago

A friend of mine started that trend and company. He made about $25 mil last year alone. Bought a vineyard, and just had his fifth kid. He is taking his clan sailing around Greece for the whole summer where he also owns an olive oil business.

Making money off these fools should not be below us, gentlemen. Women need to spend money like we need air.

 

[Fender_Bender]

A friend of mine started that trend and company. He made about $25 mil last year alone. Bought a vineyard, and just had his fifth kid. He is taking his clan sailing around Greece for the whole summer where he also owns an olive oil business.

Making money off these fools should not be below us, gentlemen. Women need to spend money like we need air.

Goddamn, good for him! You have a point...all the women I know spend entirely too much on frivolous shit - no wonder the elites want to give them all the purchasing power: they don't save money. Makes you want to brainstorm the next stupid hot trend...

 

[britchard]

One thing I have noticed is BUYING 'cute' fitness clothes to apparently give then motivation to go to the gym.

Chick I know always mentions 'I just like really need to start going to the gym omg'. Posts instagram picture of about £300 worth of gear, accumulates likes.

Pretty sure she's still never stepped foot in a gym.

 

[General Stalin]

It's like the 80's all over again. Workout clothes are "in."

Trendy or not, nothing says "I don't care how presentable I look" like wearing yoga pants, running shoes, and a sports tank (or down bubble jacket in winter).

#TeamDresses&Heels

 

[captndonk]

I like the yoga pants. They guy who invented them is a real genius.

 

[tawm]

Dogs.

YES.

Every chick in my otherwise pleasant apartment complex has some stupid little dog. EVERY one. I can't go downstairs to get the mail without running into some underarmor-baseball-cap-wearing over-tanned bitch walking her annoying yapping little dog outside to poop on itself.

It's not hard to see why it's happening though, it's a socially acceptable outlet for their repressed urges to have children.

In Denver I don't even think it's in exaggeration to say 1 in 2 young women have a dog. It's insane. Every broad here is a "dog mom."

Fellow Denverite checking in. As others have stated, the character of a girl's dog is a fantastic way to judge her character and how she treats anything to which she's entrusted. It's also disturbing to see how flat-out cruel some of these lizards are toward their dogs--it's about then that you begin to understand where the general breakdown in the Western world begins. A lack of empathy for an innocent animal that you CHOSE to put in your charge can only bode poorly for how you might treat your children.

Another herd thing, and this is how you can spot mental sickness. This Mad Max post-apocalyptic bullshit half-shaved pixie cut thing:

So many clams sport this haircut at the gym now. In some cases, you wonder if it weren't for fashion purposes and they were merely lobotomized and the shaved part is where the surgery took place.

 

[Meadowlark]

Girls wearing knee-high boots is one trend I'm behind!

 

[netguy68]

I like the yoga pants. They guy who invented them is a real genius.

Yes and no. Yes about 40% of the time. No the rest of the time.

 

[TeutonicKnight]

At least in Germaney, everything that is the new H&M collection. You can predict how most chicks dress just by locking at the store windows.

 

[King of Monkeys]

Yes and no. Yes about 40% of the time. No the rest of the time.

I can agree with this. Every now and than I'll see a girl with a saggy butt, and it looks like they put on a diaper before their pants. With other girls, the fabric is so stretched out its pushing the tensile strength of the yoga pant's threads to its limits.

 

[Zona]

These have been around for a couple of years now, but unfortunately neither trend seems to be slowing down.

Septum piercings:

Apparently they decided that sticking rings through their noses like livestock was attractive; it brings a whole new meaning to "following the herd".


Eyebrows that are "on fleek":

I'm just waiting for them to combine their loves of name brand, consumerist bullshit and makeup artistry...

 

[Horus]

Yes and no. Yes about 40% of the time. No the rest of the time.

I can agree with this. Every now and than I'll see a girl with a saggy butt, and it looks like they put on a diaper before their pants. With other girls, the fabric is so stretched out its pushing the tensile strength of the yoga pant's threads to its limits.

 

[Mr. Ripley]

Chucks
Docs
GHDs

 

[pharao]

First thing you must do when you see a girl sharing the Top number 1 hamster retardness:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

Run as far away as you can. She is not worth it your time