Look Up, Bitch

[pitt]

I've been cooking up a new RVF/Twitter "art" project recently. This has less popular appeal than American Girls Be Like, but I like it more in some ways.

For those with basic Photoshop skills, feel free to throw in (though non-Photoshopped pics could be equally as effective). This has lot of potential for some lulz.

I'll be tweeting out ideas with #LookUpBitch.

She is showing how aloof she is. How superior she is.
How many more friends than you, she has.

How much she just don't give a shit.

How much she can fly in the face of fashion, because let's face it - she is fashion!

How much she can just passively aggressively say fuck you to your face, without actually saying it to your face, and everyone else around her. Don't take it personal. She is better than everyone, not just you.


You need to learn body language more.

Son, I am disappoint!

This guy has been disrespecting everybody, I am surprised he has not been banned yet.

Loving this thread by the way, every time I see a chick texting, I think of this thread.

 

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[KC4]

Need to get better with photoshop

 

[Mercenary]

Having the bitch look up doesn't always solve the problem.

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Better solution:

 

[Ski pro]

That's pretty funny...I live in a crowded city and I can't tell you how many times a day young women literally walk into me because they are texting...

This is something that I encounter every day. It annoys me somewhat, but doesn't fill me with despair as does seeing those who are glued to their phones whilst pushing a fucking pram.

^^this. A million times this.

 

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[Alsos]

RVF Lessons In Action:

A few months ago, I was walking through an airport and coming towards me were three girls (20-ish, nothing special). Two were aware of their surroundings but the third was nose-to-phone as she walked along, and was about a half-dozen strides from colliding with me. Wholly unaware.

I remembered this thread. Without even thinking it through, when she got close enough, I barked "Hey! Look up!" at her.

She stopped, startled, looking all around her. I strolled past without breaking stride, big helpless shit-eating grin on my face. Her expression of shock turning to embarrassed anger was so damned funny I almost lost it.

 

[CynicalContrarian]

Definitely find the 'prince charming' meme the most apt.

Cause you just know the silly little girl is going to complain later that she hasn't found her 'prince charming' yet at age 40.