If I were Vladimir Vladimirovich, I would call 3 or 4 Western-European leaders tomorrow on some 'secure' phone, and say the following, word for word :
"Good morning, guten tag, you girlie men.
Well, listen, as I won't repeat : I've had it with your brazen sending of weapons and instructors to your clown puppet Zelensky. Enough is enough.
So, you have 48 hours to stop your attacks on Russia.
48 hours to bring back your Leopard tanks from Lvov. 48 hours to bring back your military advisers from Ukraine. Ah, and also, 48 hours to go on live TV and ask the Russian people for forgiveness, and additionally, ban gay prides from your cities.
If you don't comply, in 48 hours, I'll covertly send (from a submerged nuclear submarine) a nuke onto the Suez canal waterways, shutting it forever. My Russian economy will survive with little trouble, while your gay Western economy will crumble and your people will starve and riot... I'll deny any involvement, too. I'll also send a hypersonic missile onto Zelensky's presidential Palace while Anderson Cooper is visiting, and maybe a couple of other missiles onto your own palaces, if I feel so inclined.
Thanks for listening, and you have 48 hours. Poka, girlie men, and remember, if you don't comply, in 48 hours the Belgorod will fire her missiles from the (relative) depths of the sea"