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<blockquote data-quote="certifiable" data-source="post: 474474" data-attributes="member: 6615"><p><strong>RE: Malaysia Airlines Flight Missing Over Vietnam</strong></p><p></p><p>It is weird. I think the actual story, once it is found out, may even be weirder.</p><p></p><p>Methinks that James Bond's arch-nemesis Blofeld is up to his usual dastardly deeds and has invented some device that sucks planes out of the sky using remote control to land it. He has leased an island in the area from The Man With The Golden Gun and this island has a volcano that opens up and swallows the plane whole. He has the plane now and will soon get on the airwaves demanding "1 Million Dollars". James Bond has since been deployed in the area by the British govt by launching him out of a submarine's torpedo launcher.</p><p></p><p>Other scenario is that the gray aliens are up to their usual dastardly deeds and have sucked up the plane into their humongous mothership where they're doing human experiments on those poor people, inserting probes into their bodies and stuff. A week from now, they'll be found drifting on their lifeboats in the middle of the ocean with no recollection of what happened, having their memories completely erased. The women find themselves prego with some alien child.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="certifiable, post: 474474, member: 6615"] [b]RE: Malaysia Airlines Flight Missing Over Vietnam[/b] It is weird. I think the actual story, once it is found out, may even be weirder. Methinks that James Bond's arch-nemesis Blofeld is up to his usual dastardly deeds and has invented some device that sucks planes out of the sky using remote control to land it. He has leased an island in the area from The Man With The Golden Gun and this island has a volcano that opens up and swallows the plane whole. He has the plane now and will soon get on the airwaves demanding "1 Million Dollars". James Bond has since been deployed in the area by the British govt by launching him out of a submarine's torpedo launcher. Other scenario is that the gray aliens are up to their usual dastardly deeds and have sucked up the plane into their humongous mothership where they're doing human experiments on those poor people, inserting probes into their bodies and stuff. A week from now, they'll be found drifting on their lifeboats in the middle of the ocean with no recollection of what happened, having their memories completely erased. The women find themselves prego with some alien child. [/QUOTE]
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