Married Women Will Flock To Ashley Madison The Day After Mother's Day

[Tim in real life]

Geez, people, this is fucking why Guinevere shaming works.

 

[Matsufubu]

I always thought that Mother's Day was for children to show appreciation to their mothers, not for husbands to buy more shiny shit for their wives that won't be appreciated. Plus, this is blatant marketing.

Anyone know how the hacking scandal affected Ashley Madison? I don't know how it's still functional.