Matt Forney Has a (Well Written) Article In Taki's Magazine

[Going strong]

I'm bumping this one because I couldn't find a Matt Forney appreciation thread.

I was doing some holiday shopping on Amazon, and I find out he wrote a book about picking up fat girls.

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Lovin-Guide-Picking-Chicks/dp/1495261328

I love this guy a little more everyday!

Sadly, the book is unavailable.

Aloha!

I too can write a book about recipes for picking up fat girls; it will consist of 5 words:

"Move to Mississipi, or Alabama". :fattitude:

 

[Aurini]

Topics include getting a rubber dick extension to get past her fat folds, and making his custom "fat girl macaroni" which involves a jar of miracle whip. XD

I have a signed copy, it's one of my most prized possessions!

 

[Going strong]

Topics include getting a rubber dick extension to get past her fat folds

Such is the genius of civilized Man: as the enemy improves its fat defenses, we accordingly improve our piercing weaponry.

Weapons such as swords, spears, daggers and pole arms all changed over the centuries, in part to achieve effectiveness against armor. The longbow and crossbow were very effective against varying armor types and new armor had to be developed to counter these weapons. This changing and evolving between weapons and armor were what could be called an arms race - weapons would improve then armor would improve then weapons had to improve and so on. : as the enemy improves its defenses, we accordingly improve our weaponry.

Personally, I would use a rubber dick extension to fuck -if absolutely needed- a fattie, except - no disrespect intended, but I would wear it on my boot.