Millions Of Americans Kill Deer Each Year, Stop Being a Gay And Kill A Deer!!!

scotian

Crow
Gold Member
Too many guys on here talk about race wars, feminists, faggots, religion and other bull shit but how many know that millions of fucking deer, moose. elk and other big game animals are killed every year in the USA by real men?

Maybe instead of jerking off on the internet all day, some of you should go find a fuckin rod and reel club and meet some real men eh?


You think that guy cares about a bunch of blacks disturbing people's lunch in Pittsburgh?


Pick up a bible, a gun and a bottle of rum and start acting like your grand father for fuck sakes lol



^Hundreds of thousands of men spend days/nights shooting/dressing deer in the bush every year. Don't let the city fags get you down boys, go find some fucking red necks to teach you to shoot and skin a fucin buck!!!

 

scotian

Crow
Gold Member
Oh, the year was 1778
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
A letter of marque came from the King
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

Oh Elcid Barrett, cried the town
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
Would make for him the Antelope's crew

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
She'd a list to the port and and her sails in rags
And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and jags

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

On the King's birthday we put to sea
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
We were ninety-one days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Yankee lay low down with gold
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
She was broad and fat and loose in the stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

Then at length we stood two cables away
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the main truck carried off both me legs

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

So here I lay in my twenty-third year
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
It's been six years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Pri
 

Dream Medicine

Robin
Gold Member
When I read the thread title...



The follow-up posts deliver the goods as well.

Thread lock/re-title incoming in 3... 2... so here my suggestions for the Mod's rewording:
  • Care to Join Scotian for Some Outdoor Hunting (no homo)?
  • Canadian Antifa-Defense League - Practice Rounds on Me
  • Live Chat with Oil-Sandyman Scotian - Booze Mode ON
  • Shoot in Deers not Dudes
  • Chris D'Elia ain't got Nothin on Me
  • IF YOU POST LIKE THIS DEER SOUNDS YOU'RE GONNA GET IT TOO

Enjoy the rummy adventures Scotian :squintlol:
 

Elefant

Pigeon
I propose that this thread becomes the inaugural post of a new forum titled "Member Rants in Drunk Uncle Mode"
In Drunk Uncle mode members freely express how they really feel about any topic.
At the very least it provides insight into whether members are 'nice' or 'mean' when drinking.

Count me in for some hunting and I am looking forward to my own Drunk Uncle post when the mood strikes.
 

ginsu

Woodpecker
is there already a hunting thread ?. if not this can be the one.

Due to being coddled children, and over populated in europe we aren't allowed to go hunting in most of the countries. Only wildlife keepers are allowed to do it. I guess this is a good thing as we have low population of wildlife and they would go exctinct. Natural areas are a lot like theme parks, you're never really alone and are forbidden to go of the designated paths. There are signs everywhere about what you can and can't do.

I did get the chance to work on a boar once it was shot though, skinned it and got some of the meat aswell as the skull which i cleaned and have at home.


In the future i want to live somewhere where hunting is normal
 
I remember being twelve and going hunting with my stepfather, in the wilds of Alaska. We had no luck with the rabbits we were looking for, but we came across a pair of porcupines on a low bent tree branch, that were about to mate. I felt sorry for them, and wanted to let them live. But my stepfather insisted. I then asked that we wait long enough for the male to consummate things, and we did wait awhile. But porcupines are kind of careful and take their time about mating! I shot the male and my stepfather took a bunch of the quills for the Coho fly fishing lures he would make and sell as a side business. My stepfather was not interested in the meat.

Years later, as a young adult sitting around a campfire, I told the story to some friends who were horrified! They said killing a male porcupine right before he got to have sex would definitely bring me bad luck! Lol
 

Dr Mantis Toboggan

Kingfisher
Gold Member
But porcupines are kind of careful and take their time about mating!

You would be too. Talk about sticking it in crazy!

I've never been hunting but want to start. Not sure how you really get started as an adult when you didn't learn as a kid. Was planning on doing a guided pig hunt this fall but may have to put that off to the spring due to some unexpected expenses that popped up.
 
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