Millions Of Americans Kill Deer Each Year, Stop Being a Gay And Kill A Deer!!!


Here is Scotian in the flesh, on the finer points of whacking & stacking.

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers

We know WHO you are but the question remains, would you take the NW Passage, yay or nay? (Cross-post with "Go East" thread).

Northwest Passage – Stan Rogers

Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.

Westward from the Davis Strait 'tis there 'twas said to lie
The sea route to the Orient for which so many died;
Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered, broken bones
And a long-forgotten lonely cairn of stones.


Three centuries thereafter, I take passage overland
In the footsteps of brave Kelso, where his "sea of flowers" began
Watching cities rise before me, then behind me sink again
This tardiest explorer, driving hard across the plain.


And through the night, behind the wheel, the mileage clicking west
I think upon Mackenzie, David Thompson and the rest
Who cracked the mountain ramparts and did show a path for me
To race the roaring Fraser to the sea.


How then am I so different from the first men through this way?
Like them, I left a settled life, I threw it all away.
To seek a Northwest Passage at the call of many men
To find there but the road back home again.



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no matter how many times i tell them to stop showing the ads, youtube keeps pressing me with "classically abby" vids.

if i wanna watch her, she better be showing her glorious milkers. ben shapiros sister looks better with long hair, ngl.

found this thread before the random lounge.

if scotians drinking, ill pretend to be drunk too!


I remember reading about a guy who killed some deer without a permit, and the judge made him watch Bambi a few times and write an essay about it as punishment.
The judge must have been a liberal female. A male judge would have had the hunter watch "The Deer Hunter" and write an essay on Russian Roulette.
Remember: Deer huntin' ain't sportin' unless the deer have rifles as well.