NASA engineer creates glitter/fart bomb to punish package thieves

[Repo]

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

 

[Horus]

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

Three out of five of the thieves were black. If they were making a fake video, I doubt they would have risked using a disproportionate number of black actors to play the role of thieves.

 

[scotian]

Have you guys ever smelled that fart spray? I’d be throwing that thing the fuck out asap too if it was spraying that shit in my car.

 

[debeguiled]

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

 

[debeguiled]

If I want to own a wrist mounted fireball launcher, am I revealing my inner shallow thot?

 

[zoom]

Soyboy narrator and staged reactions.

 

[porscheguy]

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

Lighten up Francis, it’s Christmas for fuck sake.

 

[Aurini]

^^^ Your fun at parties

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

I ought to challenge you to a boxing match!

And it's "Were him".

 

[Mage]

dupe

 

[Mage]

Lighten up Francis, it’s Christmas for fuck sake.

Wrong! My name is not Francis. And this is 19th December. Christmas is 25 December. Harden up and learn your Christian celebrations! Your cluelessness about this fact or conscious lying tells me you must one of them (((inverters))) of truth. Also you don't act on Christmas for fuck's sake. On Christmas you act for Christ's sake! You (((Chrismas hater)))!

 

[Mage]

Yeah, I am not very fun at parties, that makes me a bad person. I know. I also don't smoke, don't drink and don't bang sluts. I am straight out evil fun killer. A killjoy. My favorite conversation topics are boring shit like science, religion, psychology, child raising, investing and politics. I am a straight white guy with a plan and strategy for life like a movie villain. I am a deplorable conservative. You all will have to learn to live with that and accept that. If you dislike that, then it sucks to be you.

I bet this monologue would go over well at a party

While many people can enjoy those topics while maintaining a sense of humor, Mage has suppressed his sense of humor to allow for more mental capacity dedicated to pretentiousness and delusions of grandeur.

Nothing Mage hates more than seeing people enjoying themselves.

Don't eat a cookie around him, he will slap it out of your hand while lecturing you on Omega 3s and transfats.

And you better not be at a party.

Or you will disappoint him.

At your shallowness.

And don't even think of calling it shallow-ocity, because that is not a word.

Which you would know, if you were he. Or is it him? If it were him?

Mage probably knows. Someone should ask him.

Because English grammar is fun, you drunken lisping glitter bombs!

We got Odin by the short hairs here.

Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

I ought to challenge you to a boxing match!

And it's "Were him".

Dudes don't put words into my mouth, it is not for you to understand me by using stereotypes. However upright I might appear to be at times I am defiantly not grammar Nazi. I am too alpha to fallow any arbitrary grammar rules. Also I am a believer in free speech and that includes bad grammar.

Also I actually love seeing people enjoying themselves. But in a honorable, dignifying and virtuous fashion. What greater an enjoyment can then be, then to embody the image of God? Verily nothing! Can a man know true enjoyment when he is acting in a manner unsuitable for a God that has given him life in his own image? Surely not!

 

[BortimusPrime]

I invented a simpler and more effective bait package. Staple one end of the string to the top of the box, and tie the other end to the pin of the grenade inside.

 

[Mage]

If I want to own a wrist mounted fireball launcher, am I revealing my inner shallow thot?

Only if you don't buy me one too.

 

[debeguiled]

Are you trying to imply that studying grammar and diction isn't fun?

No, I am trying to imply that Mage should lighten up sometimes.

And if you don't watch it, I may challenge you to a duel of shall vs. will usage, or a skirmish involving helping verbs.

Don't make me launch a fleet of collective nouns.

 

[911]

I get the feeling that some of the thefts might have been staged. You have guys going into monologues alone in their cars, makes for good videos but doesn't seem very natural.

Three out of five of the thieves were black. If they were making a fake video, I doubt they would have risked using a disproportionate number of black actors to play the role of thieves.

It looked like some of the white thief segments were staged and added to the vid in order to make it more palatable. It's like in the home alarm system ads, the thieves are always white.

 

[scotian]

Whatever happened to just shitting in a box?

 

[Mage]

Whatever happened to just shitting in a box?

It wouldn't make for a good youtube video. Could have been banned. And nobody likes to hide cameras in their shit.

In 2018/2019 - you gotta do everything on internet or nobody cares.

 

[Aurini]

Dudes don't put words into my mouth, it is not for you to understand me by using stereotypes. However upright I might appear to be at times I am defiantly not grammar Nazi. I am too alpha to fallow any arbitrary grammar rules. Also I am a believer in free speech and that includes bad grammar.

Also I actually love seeing people enjoying themselves. But in a honorable, dignifying and virtuous fashion. What greater an enjoyment can then be, then to embody the image of God? Verily nothing! Can a man know true enjoyment when he is acting in a manner unsuitable for a God that has given him life in his own image? Surely not!

But how will you know the Logos if'n yer language be all incorrigible?

:biggrin:

 

[Heightcel]

Yeah, definitely staged with the NordVpn plug at the end

pretty sad that most of those things these days are staged and scripted

 

[Aurini]

Fake or not, think about the premise: the police don't care, and won't do anything, about daytime robberies.

This should be extremely worrisome... at least, it would be if you didn't already realize that society was falling.