Never, ever, toss my salad!!

[iop890]

Why did I just read that whole thing?

 

[Excelsior]

 

[soup]

You probably eating too many legumes or artichoke or cuddle-fish

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I think I'd have a friend you'd get along with splendidly. No, not in that sense, you perv.

 

[Low Status Beta]

In Suzanne Somers first book, she mentioned that she has not farted since 1992. She goes onto explain that, when a Predator takes down another animal, it doesn't have a baked potato with it - only civilized humans do that dumb shit.

 

[Teedub]

Its immature, but I haven't laughed as much at crude humour since the toilet related anecdotes in Dead Bat.

Its all that creatine and protein powder!

 

[Moma]

@GBG, LMAO! That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I've had a girl do it, it was okay I guess. Not really my thing but if a girl really wants to do it I see no need to stop her

Any of you guys kiss after the salad tossing event?

 

[Hades]

I'm curious man, do you ever ask your ladyfriends if you rip ass while sleeping? Because with a schedule like that, I can't imagine you wouldn't.

 

[Divorco]

In Suzanne Somers first book, she mentioned that she has not farted since 1992.

She hasn't done anything remotely intelligent since 1492. You deserve negative rep points for citing a ditzy blonde actress as an authority.

 

[Low Status Beta]

In Suzanne Somers first book, she mentioned that she has not farted since 1992.

She hasn't done anything remotely intelligent since 1492. You deserve negative rep points for citing a ditzy blonde actress as an authority.

Herbert Shelton came to the same conclusions back in 1942.

Proteins Do Not Combine with Starches. The breaking of this rule heads the list as being the worst of the disease-producing dietary habits. It takes a series of acid digestive juices to digest the protein and a series of alkaline digestive juices to digest the starch. When you eat a protein and a starch togetjer, they neutralize themselves and minimal digestion is the result. Thus, food does not digest, it putrefies.

Also:

Most farts come from the fact that we humans eat things we cannot digest. Corn, beans, etc contain complex carbohydrates for which our digestive systems do not have suitable enzymes to break down. Bacteria living in your gut break down these complex molecules, and the gas those microbes give off creates fart gas.

 

[J DOE]

@GBG, LMAO! That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I've had a girl do it, it was okay I guess. Not really my thing but if a girl really wants to do it I see no need to stop her

Any of you guys kiss after the salad tossing event?

Hellllll no. I'm honestly not too into kissing though

 

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

Looks like the Captain's superpower is tear gas.

 

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

On an unrelated note: MSW, that spanish matador's face is priceless If it isnt already part of the emoticon list it definitely deserves a spot there.

 

[Cincinnatus]

On an unrelated note: MSW, that spanish matador's face is priceless If it isnt already part of the emoticon list it definitely deserves a spot there.

I've been thinking the same thing, just added it to the .gif suggestion thread.

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13905-post-364050.html#pid364050

 

[Captain Ahab]

On an unrelated note: MSW, that spanish matador's face is priceless If it isnt already part of the emoticon list it definitely deserves a spot there.

I've been thinking the same thing, just added it to the .gif suggestion thread.

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13905-post-364050.html#pid364050

That is not a Spanish matador. That is Paul Bearer of the WWF. He used to accompany the professional wrestler named The Undertaker to the ring.

My childhood...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bearer

 

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

I only watched wrestling here and there as a kid so I really wouldnt have figured that. In any case, it's nice to finally match a name to the face.

 

[GBG]

Yep, he is dead now. He was buried alive in cement.

 

[Screwston]

Lol at Spanish matador. I thought everyone knew that guy's face.

 

[Aliblahba]

I'm always down for a girl to lick the brown.

 

[TheCaptainPower]

What position do you guys use to get your ass licked?

Doggiestyle? or do you lift your legs straight up, like a mother wiping a babies ass?

I had an ex-gf get me into a legume diet once, I went through a pack of underwear in one week, lol....