#NoHymenNoDiamond

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Foolsgo1d

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Statsi said:
Thought the 4chan guys had all moved to 8chan? Could be a fun hashtag, though I'd never advise marrying anyone regardless of their virginity.

I think they moved. They're not the type to put up with that sort of thing and I've noticed a lot of troll jobs towards their enemies as a result. Its like the hornets nest was poked with a stick by some kids.
 

Parlay44

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Fisto said:
Parlay, you think fatshaming works overnight too?

I think we've lost the war against fat shaming to political correctness. You're not allowed to openly criticize fatties verbally. If you want to keep girls thin you have to insinuate that an unhealthy body weight correlates to no love or attention. Women love to read between the lines.
 

blairnaso

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I don't like the #poppedcherrydontmarry because it's too aggressive and hence dilutes the message. #nohymennodiamond says that, yes, I will marry you, but you aren't as valuable. #popped... says that we are separatists.
 

germanico

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Never underestimate the hamster!

She would only have to:

- Self identify as a virgin.

- Tell herself it didnt count because she wasnt really into those guys.

- Tell herself she was raped because she wasnt really into those guys.

- "Virginity is a state of mind"

- "Virginity is relative"

- "Virginity is an oppresive structure imposed by the patriarchy"

- It was demiplatonic.

- Im a tattoed polyamorous white cis-gendered tortoise and you dont get to tell me im not marriage material because you are a piece of shit and deserve to die you piece of shit you are just jealus cos U cant git laid you must live in your parents basement.

- WTF is this I cant even.
 

StrikeBack

Ostrich
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Hymen reconstruction surgery is very popular among wives-to-be and whores alike in SEA, from what I've seen and heard.

The hash tag is amusing for troll power, but is a failed strategy, unfortunately.
 

Parlay44

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I think there will be a blood test eventually to determine virginity. Science already determined that genetic material still remains in a woman's system from past sex partners.

I think it'll get so bad that eventually for men to consider marriage the girl would have to be "betroved" to him at an early age like 14 even if they don't marry til 18.
 

Duke Castile

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Parlay44 said:
I think there will be a blood test eventually to determine virginity. Science already determined that genetic material still remains in a woman's system from past sex partners.

I think it'll get so bad that eventually for men to consider marriage the girl would have to be "betroved" to him at an early age like 14 even if they don't marry til 18.

Does that mean that the number of partners she's had can be counted also?
 

Parlay44

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Fisto said:
Parlay44 said:
I think there will be a blood test eventually to determine virginity. Science already determined that genetic material still remains in a woman's system from past sex partners.

I think it'll get so bad that eventually for men to consider marriage the girl would have to be "betroved" to him at an early age like 14 even if they don't marry til 18.

Does that mean that the number of partners she's had can be counted also?

I think so. But there's no way to tell if she'll be faithful if she's had 2 partners verses 20.
 

Lucky

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Awesome idea.

I like to tell girls "If a woman doesn't deserve a traditional wedding if she can't give her husband a traditional honeymoon."

Can't remember where I read that, probably this forum or heartiste.
 

The Father

 
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germanico said:
Never underestimate the hamster!

She would only have to:

- Self identify as a virgin.

- Tell herself it didnt count because she wasnt really into those guys.

- Tell herself she was raped because she wasnt really into those guys.

- "Virginity is a state of mind"

- "Virginity is relative"

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No joke. I had this smokin' hot neighbor while living in an apartment senior year in college. We were at school in the northeast; the chick had a "serious boyfriend" who went to school in Florida. But the chick was a) a horndog and b) into me, so you know what that meant: She fucked and sucked me every which way...even let me put it in her ass. But when she started to feel guilty about cheating, she would ...do all those same things with me, BUT would insist on wearing a T-shirt when we did it!! That's right, in her warped hamster-mind, the fucking and sucking and cheating and cum-swallowing didn't count because SHE WASN'T COMPLETELY NAKED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you imagine a guy ever using "logic" like this?? I poured enough of my yogurt down this girl's throat in one semester to stock the Dannon company for years, but in HER mind, she "didn't go all the way". I had rug burns on my knees my whole senior year from dogging this broad on our carpet because my roommate went to bed early in the bedroom. Rawdog, come on her face, you name it! But, you know, doesn't count...because of the t-shirt.

:wtf:

A woman is a creature with an AMAZING, god-given ability to lie to herself...and if she'll lie to herself, she'll lie to you 10X quicker.
 

rpg

Ostrich
There are plenty of hymens out there. The problem is they are attached to girls 200 lbs and over.
I knew a girl who had an intact hymen. It completely covered her hole except for the slightest starfish in the middle which let out menstrual flow. I did not fuck her but I ate it out and clit rubbed the shit out of her. A friend later busted that cherry and she bled for weeks. It hurt like hell too. Exactly why I didnt do that. In those rare cases I think the OBGYN is supposed to open it with his tool set.:banana:
 

Parlay44

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rpg said:
There are plenty of hymens out there. The problem is they are attached to girls 200 lbs and over.
I knew a girl who had an intact hymen. It completely covered her hole except for the slightest starfish in the middle which let out menstrual flow. I did not fuck her but I ate it out and clit rubbed the shit out of her. A friend later busted that cherry and she bled for weeks. It hurt like hell too. Exactly why I didnt do that. In those rare cases I think the OBGYN is supposed to open it with his tool set.:banana:

It's supposed to hurt. That way the image of you is forever tied to sex, pain and blood. To women this is love. :laugh:
 

Suits

 
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StrikeBack said:
The hash tag is amusing for troll power, but is a failed strategy, unfortunately.

No one here is recommending that only marrying girls with virgins is the ideal courtship strategy.

The hashtag has merit as (a) an awesome troll job and (b) the promotion of not the refusal to marry non-virgin women, but the refusal to give the glamour of a proposal, ring and white wedding dress to women who lack the essential qualification.
 

Meadowlark

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My virgin was late 20s and hers dissolved by then... They don't stay around forever.

Regardless of the facts, this is an excellent meme idea, someone has to shame these hoes.
 
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