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RE: NYT: "If You Let Boys Be Boys, They will Murder their Fathers
NYT: "Hiring pieces of shit and spreading shit is what we do"...
NYT: "Hiring pieces of shit and spreading shit is what we do"...
stugatz said:A man wrote this?? Oh my god.
I am totally OK with crowdfunding this guy's immediate sex change if he gets out of my gender and stays out.
MADISON, WI—An attempt by old college friends to relive a fun night out from more than 20 years ago went perfectly Friday, with no one involved experiencing the innate futility of trying to recapture the glory days of their youth, sources later confirmed.
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"We hit the late-night burrito place, flirted with college girls, and weren't humiliated by any of that," he added. "It was fun."
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Walking through the quad to Ian's Pizza along the exact same route they took in 1991, the men passed their old haunts and remarked on how they once again felt as if their entire lives were ahead of them—free of painful divorces, unrewarding jobs, and the sleep-apnea breathing masks two of the five now wear because of their obesity.
The young college students surrounding them, they said, did not give them the urge to immediately turn around and go home out of overwhelming embarrassment.
"The best part is that we never came off like creepy old men, and we never felt as if the potential we once had to do great things was now lost to the cruelty of time," real estate salesman Tom Hammond told reporters, adding that Friday night would always be remembered fondly and never regretted as a bad idea. "It's really reassuring to be able to recreate one's younger days so effectively and accurately. I didn't cry or become overwhelmed with shame or anything."
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Witnesses told reporters that the middle-aged men did not seem out of place or awkward, and said they never once questioned if maybe the grown adults should be at home with their families. Onlookers noted that it was hilarious, and not at all depressing, when the 40-year-olds began shouting the same college cheers they yelled in the early 1990s.
"They were awesome," said waitress Samantha Jefferies, adding that she was flattered when the group inquired about her major and whether or not she had a boyfriend. "And when they asked me to take a picture of them posing in the same exact way they did for a photograph back in 1991, they certainly didn't come off as trapped in a very sad self-delusion."
The assembled group of balding, paunchy men reportedly ended the evening in the same spot they did years earlier and exchanged similar high fives.
According to sources, the men looked very cool doing so.
fokker said:The name sounds familiar. Didn't he write some anti-Manosphere hit piece a couple of years back?
El Padrone said:After seeing this on FB, I immediately unliked and unfollowed NYT.
puckerman said:The author is named Stephen Marche.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Marche
I can't believe that anybody takes the New York Times seriously anymore.
Conscious Pirate said:^
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The happy couple at his book launch, a book about hearing everyday about how he's not making the bed.
Conscious Pirate said:^
Here's his fat, feminist wife looking fat & superior
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Lots of gunt here
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The happy couple at his book launch, a book about hearing everyday about how he's not making the bed.
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A bit more candid than the posey one above. At arm's length tho.
Handsome Creepy Eel said:El Padrone said:After seeing this on FB, I immediately unliked and unfollowed NYT.
Why did it take you so long? Explain yourself!
Germanicus said:Sadly Marche is typical of middle class, educated, white Canadian males who live in the bigger cities. Yes, really.