"OK" Spaghetti Dinner Drives Crazy Girlfriend To Police Standoff

[El Padrone]

Hey Broad,

How you gon cook crack
When you fuck up a damn spag?

Hate.
Your Ex.

 

[ExploringReality]

Funniest thing: he's probably with her even after all this.

 

[Guitarman]

She should have cooked him an LCHF (low carb) meal. Would have avoided the "ok" spaghetti BiPolar melt down and she would lose weight and have less violent mood swings.

 

[The Beast1]

Her boyfriend should have given her a break. Her specialty is obviously store-bought fried chicken and zebra cakes, not spaghetti. Gotta give her an A for effort.

I had to look those up:

They look good, do they taste good?

Are you kidding me?!?!

Cosmic brownies, zebra cakes, whatever! Any Little Debbie products are amazing.

Buy 12 for like $3. Great road trip item.

 

[XPQ22]

I honestly feel very little to no remorse for guys like this. So desperate for sex that they stick around with a crazy woman. You can bet that she showed all kinds of warning signs that he ignored. Men are often so sex-driven that we ignore our gut instinct that a chick is bad news. This woman is crazy for cocopuffs!

The fetal alcohol syndrome might have been the first red flag.

Unlike women, this man has never once left me hanging on the dinner situation.

 

[EDantes]

Looking at her I'm suprised she served him spaghetti, instead of Crisco straight from a can.

 

[EDantes]

Damn if I barricaded an apartment after the police confirmed I had weapons... I wouldn't I can't think of a good reason for doing this beyond an apocalyptic scenario... I'd know I was gonna die that night, and that is what would end up happening.

She does all this shit over dude not getting on his knees over some food and she gets to chill in a psych ward for a month? GTFO

I think her behavior is fairly normal in women in general, in her case it was just a much more extreme example.

Basically the way I see it is, if women are mad about something, then they'll rarely say directly what they're mad about because they tend to think less in specifics, they'll instead just nit-pick at more minor stuff they would've normally overlooked.

I think it's because women tend to focus more on "the man himself" and what she thinks of him on the whole, rather than the specific "thing he did", so when a specific thing pisses her off, she just lumps it altogether with every other thing she doesn't like about him rather than breaking it down point by point.

 

[Hypno]

if this was a man, he's facing multiple felony assault and gun charges, not to mention the property damages and a SJW protest march.

 

[EDantes]

if this was a man, he's facing multiple felony assault and gun charges, not to mention the property damages and a SJW protest march.

Well for what it's worth she was charged with multiple felonies, especially when she threatened to shoot cops.

Maybe the beta boyfriend declined to press assault charges.

 

[dicknixon72]

All sketti and no butter.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

"So how do you like my cooking, honey?"

"I'll tell you in a sec', baby. I just gotta go lock my gunsafe first."

 

[ExploringReality]

"So how do you like my cooking, honey?"

"I'll tell you in a sec', baby. I just gotta go lock my gunsafe first."

This is what "a relationship needs communication" means?

 

[easternwomenrule]

Why would someone date someone that is bi polar?

Because bipolar girls fuck like daddy never loved them.

These nothing this thing could do, to get a chubby happening for me!

 

[Cr33pin]

 

[ExZombie]

She's not bipolar. That's not how bipolar people behave. She's very clearly a borderline.

Girls with bpd often say they're bipolar, fyi. If a girl says she's bipolar or is described as bipolar than she's 100% a borderline witch.