As an Englishman, this hurts me more than you can know. Anglo version:
Saxon Chad: Honey I'm home
Saxon Wench: What did you bring me?
Saxon Chad: Eh? I was working down the coal mine all day.
Saxon Wench: Those all closed decades ago. Anyway, you expect a wife to cook for her husband?
Saxon Chad: If you wouldn't mind, I would really appreciate it. I don't mind doing the dishes if you cook.
Saxon Wench: You sexist scum!!!