Outer Space Game: The Mars One Bitches

[bojangles]

They'll all die, most scientists think this mission is basically euthanasia.

 

[void]

As males are probably the only ones doing any real work up there, they should have casted some prostitutes or porn stars for the females.

 

[Foolsgo1d]

They want to send a bunch of nutjobs, loonies and serious types into a one-way, long haul mission? We couldn't even get space shuttle launches 100% at the time of service.

1: The ship needs to be big and must have a small ship which can land and take off effectively and re-dock

2: They need to grow their own food and store a lot of it but as people have said, it is a suicide mission so why bother?

3: Imagine not being able to feel the wind, feel grass, drink alcohol and get pissed. Have sex outdoors, taste new and exciting things. Experience new relationships and human interaction.

The only people who would go on such a mission must be dead inside, a mere drone. Someone who doesn't quite see they're a guinea pig is very useful.

They can be used by big corps to see what the minimal amount is required to help a human survive.

 

[DChambers]

Pussy in space you say? Teenage fantasies becoming a reality?

See y'all later motha fuckasss!

 

[RIslander]

I'd say India's plan to troll Mars will be more successful than the attempt of a bunch of attention-whoring American 4's.

India preparing to troll Mars

 

[Constitution45]

Haha about time, send all these social justice freaks on a one way space ticket to Mars. Let the martians and volcanos put up with their bullshit.

 

[Ingocnito]

Look at it this way: no sausage fests or iPhones (or condoms) on Mars! How many forum members can claim a Mars flag?

Man I can't stand to be in a car more than 3 hours with a chick. 6 months to Mars? They'll be some dead bitches floating out in space.

I've fucked some blondes that were real space cadets. Does that count as a Mars flag? :tongue:

No fair, then I get moon flags for each buttfuck.

 

[Pontifex Maximus]

Zaskia:

Self Introduction

Hello, my name is zaskia, 20 years old student. I was born in santa cruz Bolivia but I’m studying in the UK right now. I’m doing International Relations and anthropology.

Good luck using your International Relations and anthropology degrees in the event of a CO2 spike in the Hab module.

Interests
I like metal music, although I listen to every kind of music as well. I am spiritual.
A huge fan of cultures. Always looking for something new. I’d love to go to mars for life.
Experience and learning are my goals in life so this would be fulfilling in every way.

How else will the Marxist Martians negotiate with the Anarchist Aliens? She's the lone indispensable cadet.

 

[ManVsMachine]

This just reeks of an "80/20 Rule" nightmare where Game wouldn't save like you like it would on Earth.

 

[Old Fritz]

Are you kidding me? She put on like 30 pounds after her entrance video was accepted.

Women can't even apply to live on a different planet without treating the situation like an LTR

LOL, my ribs hurt from laughing. She does look much better in the first picture

 

[Quintus Curtius]

I think this would be hell. Pure hell.

But it's a situation that's made-to-order for the crazier, more anti-social woman of the modern era. Consider:

1. Low gravity on Mars, which will cause muscles to atrophy and become less important. One of man's biggest advantages, strength, will be neutralized.

2. All foods eaten out of a plastic pouch, which is something most modern women are used to.

3. Everything everyone does will be monitored and analyzed, something that appeals to the inherent fascist in every woman.

4. Small, close-knit groups provide perfect opportunity for rampant manipulation and mischief-making, things women excel at.

5. Locked away in a steel shell with these bitches for months on end, having to listen to them whine about their bullshit and what-not.

And that's just for starters. Once people start breeding on Mars, they will eventually evolve into a different species, given enough generations.

I'm glad I'll be long dead by then.

 

[Soma]

And that's just for starters. Once people start breeding on Mars, they will eventually evolve into a different species, given enough generations.

 

[BortimusPrime]

It's hard to even imagine the degree to which this would be hell.

For starters, there will be practically no space available for anything. It's unlikely they'll have the equipment necessary to dig out a decently-sized cave to live in, so everyone is stuck in little metal cans covered with dirt to block the radiation that isn't being deflected because Mars lacks a magnetic field. Even if you go outside, you're still trapped inside a pressurized space suit. Trapped for the rest of your life.

The funding for resupply ships is supposed to come out of revenue from videotaping the astronauts as a reality show apparently, so along with the lack of privacy if people lose interest they're dead.

Also, no internet, or even if there is any communications have an inherent latency of 5-25 minutes due to the speed of light. And there isn't anything on Mars either, just rocks and dust. A geologist might stay entertained with research for a few years, but that's it.

People likening this to explorers sailing to the new world need to remember that at least once those explorers got off the boat, there was air to breathe, food to eat, brown men with inferior technology to massacre for entertainment, and brown women to fuck. Not only that, as long as their ship didn't sink they could always sail back to Europe.

If this expedition actually happens, then my bet is it'll end up like Event Horizon, except with the crew going insane from claustrophobia instead of having a warp drive the opens a portal to hell.

 

[philosophical_recovery]

I'd prefer it if resource gathering and expansion were mostly automated, such that there would only need to be one man per 5-10 women. (the man would maintain, upgrade the hardware and machines, the women would stick to domesticity for the first few generations)

There'd be nothing to do but make babies. And, with 10 women, you could rotate the pregnancies so that every month there'd be a birth, so there'd be at least one lithe, young thing ready for lots of beef injections.

This is assuming science gets its head out of its ass, recognizes the significant difficulties of childbirth/genetic defects in fat, older women, and sends educated, skilled, in-shape men with prime (18-20yrs) women with high, erm, "fertility"

 

[LeBeau]

Are you kidding me? She put on like 30 pounds after her entrance video was accepted.

Women can't even apply to live on a different planet without treating the situation like an LTR

I hope Nasa and others are reading this, since this is the kind of insightful analysis you can't find anywhere else besides the RVF.

 

[Paracelsus]

I'd prefer it if resource gathering and expansion were mostly automated, such that there would only need to be one man per 5-10 women.

 

[philosophical_recovery]

I'd prefer it if resource gathering and expansion were mostly automated, such that there would only need to be one man per 5-10 women.

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Pylon Erect

 

[iamdegaussed]

Hoping they send some strong dude that slaps the shit out of one of the women when they get mouthy, showing her and the television audience what it's like when she isn't gonna get bailed out by white knight government.

 

[Paracelsus]

It's hard to even imagine the degree to which this would be hell.

For starters, there will be practically no space available for anything. It's unlikely they'll have the equipment necessary to dig out a decently-sized cave to live in, so everyone is stuck in little metal cans covered with dirt to block the radiation that isn't being deflected because Mars lacks a magnetic field. Even if you go outside, you're still trapped inside a pressurized space suit. Trapped for the rest of your life.

The funding for resupply ships is supposed to come out of revenue from videotaping the astronauts as a reality show apparently, so along with the lack of privacy if people lose interest they're dead.

Also, no internet, or even if there is any communications have an inherent latency of 5-25 minutes due to the speed of light. And there isn't anything on Mars either, just rocks and dust. A geologist might stay entertained with research for a few years, but that's it.

People likening this to explorers sailing to the new world need to remember that at least once those explorers got off the boat, there was air to breathe, food to eat, brown men with inferior technology to massacre for entertainment, and brown women to fuck. Not only that, as long as their ship didn't sink they could always sail back to Europe.

If this expedition actually happens, then my bet is it'll end up like Event Horizon, except with the crew going insane from claustrophobia instead of having a warp drive the opens a portal to hell.

MIT did a good article on the subject. Basically they'll survive about 68 days or so before they start dropping like flies:

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/17782/20141014/mit-outlines-why-the-mars-one-mission-will-fail.htm

MIT, though, says it won't work, unless, of course, the idea is to present a very macabre television series to the public. To start with, colonists will not get ready supplies sent to them, so they'll need to live on the resources provided at the beginning of their journey and what's available on Mars. This means that they'll have to plant food, but plants give off a lot of oxygen. Too much oxygen inside a single unit might result in explosion. And there is no current technology for venting oxygen, without also venting nitrogen. But the colonists need the nitrogen for pressurizing the pods.

This means that the colonists' air will eventually thin out and they'll suffocate. MIT estimates the first human on Mars will die in 68 days.

However, that's not the only hazard with the Mars One plan. Colonists will also starve because the current Mars One mission information does not account for enough calories to feed everyone sufficiently. There's also a chance of dehydration, for the same reason, along with carbon dioxide poisoning and death by incineration after a major oxygen-boosted explosion.

The Mars One plan involves sending four colonists first, and then shuttling more groups later. MIT's paper points out that this will cause even more problems, because more colonists means more demand on resources, such as food. This will also cause more wear-and-tear on equipment. This also means that the project will easily cost at least tens of billions of dollars, and, unfortunately, Mars One doesn't have that much source of income.

These sorts of issues are why most practical thought into space exploration if not early colonisation is into drones or unmanned robots as blazing trails for humans to follow, if at all. While I believe humanity does need to get off this planet, the way has to be prepared for us first. Frankly I'm amazed with our obsession with Mars: Carl Sagan proposed the colonisation of Venus by terraforming the planet first, sending robot ships full of genetically-modified bacteria to consume the out-of-control CO2 in the atmosphere to bring it down to something approximating Earth's. Unlike Mars, Venus has an atmosphere - it's just way too thick, a true greenhouse effect raging out of control with surface temperatures hot enough to melt lead (the fate of the last Russian probe sent to explore it). It also doesn't have enough water, but comets do, in the form of ice - and if we can land on a comet, we might be able to redirect it, too.

You can actually operate without pressurised suits in the open air there - not on Venus, but above. 50 km above it, the conditions are most Earthlike - air pressure of 1 bar and temperatures in the 0-50 degree range. You still need air to breathe because there's too much CO2 in the atmosphere and virtually no water on the planet, but with big hydrogen balloons to float a structure above its surface this is a more feasible colonisation plan than trying to build something below the ground on Mars.

 

[Exquirenoir]

I think I read somewhere that they wasn't supposed to fuck at all .Just run tests and collect data. Shiiittdd .First test I'm running to see which one of these bitches gets wet first then they better collect all my data.