Pictures of couples where the man is guaranteed to get dumped

thatWay

Sparrow
Orthodox
Probably satire, but the guy's face says "I belong in this thread".

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You never know these days...
 

Thomas More

Crow
Protestant
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This is written by a typical female typist. She has pictures of herself, and later on, she has a picture of her husband, which you will hardly believe could be real. There is no picture showing the husband and wife in the same image, but I would consider him to be guaranteed to be dumped. I can't understand how the world has become filled with people like this, especially since this article is from 2017, when the insanity wasn't as bad as it is now.

Anyway, the article really is quite funny, and is rips on Soylent in a very satisfying way.
 
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EuropeanCanon

Woodpecker
Trad Catholic
What are you pointing out here? Did they end up divorced?

I notice everybody looks like they are sad or frowning, but people back then felt a serious look was appropriate for a picture, instead of the modern approach of grinning.
Also because of the exposure times with the early cameras, it was easier to keep a solemn face.
 

Cynllo

Ostrich
Orthodox Inquirer
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This is written by a typical female typist. She has pictures of herself, and later on, she has a picture of her husband, which you will hardly believe could be real.

However, the article really is quite funny, and is rips on Soylent in a very satisfying way.

This is hilarious. Look at the meaty grip on that pastry snack.

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This guy's name is Rand Fishkin, who is the CEO of Seattle based SEO consultancy Moz.

He proposed to his wife via a superbowl commercial - https://www.toprankblog.com/2007/02/rand-fishkin-and-his-super-proposal/

His husband, Geraldine, is all over Twitter lamenting about the scourge of whitey and how she is a Jew. Only thing is she's not a Jew. It's Rand that is a Jew.

Judging by the wife's Twitter, it's likely any of Rand's children are someone elses.
 

Gimlet

Pelican
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This is written by a typical female typist. She has pictures of herself, and later on, she has a picture of her husband, which you will hardly believe could be real. There is no picture showing the husband and wife in the same image, but I would consider him to be guaranteed to be dumped. I can't understand how the world has become filled with people like this, especially since this article is from 2017, when the insanity wasn't as bad as it is now.

Anyway, the article really is quite funny, and is rips on Soylent in a very satisfying way.

Her days of scowling into the camera and still looking attractive ended 15 years ago. All I see is a sad, angry woman who lost her soul and regrets it. She is taking it out on a product instead of herself.



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Viktor Zeegelaar

Crow
Orthodox Inquirer
What are you pointing out here? Did they end up divorced?

I notice everybody looks like they are sad or frowning, but people back then felt a serious look was appropriate for a picture, instead of the modern approach of grinning.
I've noticed that too. The whole grinning, excessive emotional and ''happy'' cult that is pushed by destructive society has never been around before. Imagine the Romans or Spartans would've seen pictures of people now smiling all the time. It's extremely feminine, high emotional nonsense stuff, which collides perfectly with the aim of all we see around us.
 
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