Post about a manly thing you did today

AneroidOcean

Hummingbird
Gold Member
Dulceácido said:
godfather dust said:
I looked at my reflection and my dick got hard.
I held a gun to my head while I was shaving to keep myself from cutting my own throat.
Guys, this is the post about a manly thing you did today thread, not the oddball jokes thread. Admittedly some stuff gets posted that may not be that manly, but let's not pollute the thread. The signal to noise ratio has already degraded enough.

Keeping in the spirit of the thread:

Been on a total dead streak for a few months post-breakup (was a few year relationship I got out of). Flirted with a girl on the beach yesterday who's visiting from out of town after she made it clear she was interested (even to my piss poor current game-self) and managed to not fuck it up through a big group bar dinner/hangout. Extracted her to go hit the hot tub, smoothed over a guy trying to kick us out of the hot tub, and successfully got her back to my place and into bed.

Finally ended the dry streak. FINALLY!

Oh, this was extra challenging because she barely speaks English.
 

polar

Pelican
Gold Member
Over the weekend:

Disconnected from the news and other bullshit
Rented a motorcycle to ride around town
Sealed the asphalt driveway in 100° weather
Did a million other little things around the house
Played with the neighbor's new golden retriever
Quality family time with the folks
 

Geomann180

Ostrich
Gold Member
I showed up to my best friend's graduation from Navy OCS, in uniform, surprising both him and his family.

(this past Friday)

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godfather dust

Ostrich
Gold Member
I lifted weights, incorporated some curls. First time really working upper body in months due to shoulder injury, seemed alright (I did the kind where you put your elbow on your knee.)
 

Rocha

Ostrich
Gold Member
Not today but sunday. My ex girlfriend invited me to a pool party with barbecue somewhere countryside. I was sleeping like a stone because had been out till 6 am the previous night, stayed another 2 hours in bed, then calmly took my shower, had my coffee, and put my ass on the road. Bought some cold beer and headed to the place. Was a bit late of course, and missed the barbecue, still on time for some swimming though. Weather was not the best, wich was amazing for me because I am still recovering from a bad sunburn I got last week after banging a crazy russian sponsorette girl (instagram hoe?) in the beach dunes at 11 am peak sun and then falling asleep for 2 hours turned up, after a night fueled with cocaine and booze...
At the end of the pool party she asked if I can give her a lift home, I said of course, her girlfriend who rode her there asks if I am going to do bad things with her on our way back, I said of course I will do. I noticed immediately what was going on...on our way back I put my hand between her legs and she stretches them wide...I feel already some wetness on her shorts and I start fingering her...lady was on fire, I had to put it down...stopped under the neareast Chaparro by the road, it was sunset time and banged her there inside the car, and as the sun set banged her more on the nature, around 2 hours on this, never seen such a tough fire to extinguish, I bet she does not bang for long time. Then we finish having some beers seated in the trunk of my car while laughing and cracking jokes. Took her home...and hungry as fuck, came to my place and cooked a baddass bull steak, finished dinner around midnight and slept like a baby till next morning.
 

DonnyGately

Pelican
Told a hot college girl to drive 75 minutes to meet me for sex. She did, we drank mojitos and banged our brains out. We had to buy condoms first so at Target I had her put on one of those raptor heads and dance around for me while I filmed it.
 

ChicagoFire

Kingfisher
This was months ago but on the bus a trashy ass thug was mean mugging me commenting on my tattoos and showing his box cutter. He did other things like talk all slurred and stuff, even got up a couple times. I gave zero fucks until it was near my stop when he asked me where I was getting off.

I called him out loudly while maintaining my distance and that made him sit the fuck down....when I think back I guess I should have done it sooner but whatever I can't turn back time. If things got out of hand at bare minimum the guy would be in a hospital. I push my limits everyday whether it's working out, staying that extra minute when boxing, etc so nobody was going to mess around with me. I even remember wearing my black rifle coffee company shirt on haha. Some people are seriously so stupid.
 

YoungBlade

Hummingbird
ChicagoFire said:
This was months ago but on the bus a trashy ass thug was mean mugging me commenting on my tattoos and showing his box cutter. He did other things like talk all slurred and stuff, even got up a couple times. I gave zero fucks until it was near my stop when he asked me where I was getting off.

I called him out loudly while maintaining my distance and that made him sit the fuck down....when I think back I guess I should have done it sooner but whatever I can't turn back time. If things got out of hand at bare minimum the guy would be in a hospital. I push my limits everyday whether it's working out, staying that extra minute when boxing, etc so nobody was going to mess around with me. I even remember wearing my black rifle coffee company shirt on haha. Some people are seriously so stupid.
Little Dark?
 

heavy

Hummingbird
Gold Member
Me and a buddy watching Danaher dvds over cigars and whiskey tonight, then drilling a bit...good stuff

Now just checking out the night sky listening to country music down a dirt road
 

chicane

Woodpecker
Gold Member
Some prick at my favorite local coffee shop got in my face and tried to start a fight. I just gave him a blank stare. He had a bad case of short guy syndrome.
 
One old school thing: Shaved at the communal sinks after a post-workout shower at my Y.

I had been noticing all the older grey-hairs doing this, right out of the shower, a towel wrapped around their plump midsection, they all use the same shaving cream, a can of Red, White and Blue Barbasol. I used soap instead.

 
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