If the Argentinians are so keen on Bangladeshis, perhaps Britain could send another flotilla down to the south Pacific, loaded with them.
They could have a heartwarming and photogenic moment of swapping football shirts on the beach, then the Bangladeshis could get down to business, move in en masse to their barrios and start grooming their children.
I thought it was a "London Pakistani" thing, the grooming
, not a Bangladeshi one.
Anyway, lol, good luck for hypothetical Bangladeshi or Pakistanese or whatever, who would go to Argentine "barrios" and start "grooming" or any other unsavoury activity. Argentine local citizens would make them disappear, chop chop.
Why do you think Argentina won the world Cup, to begin with? Because people here are not sissies. They have real blood in them, they're no pampered Westerners.
So, no "Pakistani groomer" would survive anywhere in Argentina. If they make it alive to jail, which would be surprising, they'd probably end up cut and cooked as empanadas (by Machu), it's known to have happened.
Once again, Argentinian people are great in sports, because they are tough, powerful, healthy people. No one messes with them on no football pitch, and believe me, no weird foreign criminals would take over their "barrios".
I know it's hard to understand or picture, for people living in the West, but, here in Argentina, if some migrants "land on the beach" and start a Lampedusa mess and try to mistreat local people, they're going to be lynched. Either in the streets or in jail (Machu or the empanadas, remember?). And the United Nations won't say a word.
You have to realise that "Pakistani grooming gangs" exist in the Western world because Western citizens have become a soft joke. In Eastern Europe or SEA or China or Africa or Latin America, the local citizens would lynch any and all "Pakistani foreign gang". They would also burn their houses, guaranteed, though they'd let the families of the criminals flee just before setting fire to the houses... Here, good middle-class people burn down the houses of criminals who try to commit crimes in their neighbourhood : it's not the Israeli army that invented this strategy, it's the regular, hard-working middle class people of Latin America.
Anyway, thanks for the laugh. I imagined "Pakistanese grooming gangs" in Argentine barrios, and I had to chuckle : they would not survive one day, and if somehow they make it alive to an Argentine prison, they'll wish they had stayed in London.
By the way, at the moment, Argentine media are talking a lot about (good) Russian migrant families, who arrive (legally) by the thousands each week in Buenos Aires/Ezeiza... And they are welcome, because they respect the Argentine culture, are mostly Christians, like football and invest in the local economy. Those are good, decent migrants, and added bonus, they are almost always Orthodox.
One last funny fact : after Bangladesh, it's now Ethopia that's making money from Argentina's new attractiveness (linked in good part to the world Cup glory). Because, with the dumb Western sanctions, most Russians fly to Buenos Aires on Ethiopian Airline, so it's good business for both Ethiopia and Argentina.