Dr. Howard said:VNvet said:Dr. Howard said:Hmmm...why not try putting down "Jewish". Who is ever going to challenge that and risk being called an anti-semite? If its a check the box form, cross white out and write "jewish" then they'll be paranoid that they are about to be race baited.
That's hilarious.
Other Jews might ask, but you could claim your maternal grandma is Jewish and "you're reconnecting with your heritage."
Don't get caught though.
If another Jew asked, I'd ask them why/who gave them authority to look at my confidential job application. if I really got pressed I'd say I converted and was a messianic Jew. Who is going to want to step into that pile of trouble and start the argument of if its a race or religion or both or separate.
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Obligatory, especially in light of recent events.
