Real Life Giraffe Believes She Is The Next Hot Thing

Thomas More

Crow
Protestant
The video shows some pictures of her when she was younger. Her face was much prettier than it is now. I'd guess a few years ago, her stomach didn't pooch so much. Also, they showed her playing volley ball and she seemed to move with some grace, but now when they showed her walking, she seemed awkward.

She's already hitting the wall.
 

Aphex

Robin
Don't see the allure. Face and general stature along with looking fucking terrible in a bathing suit is a pass from me. I like giraffes but not enough to fuck an ugly one.
 

General Stalin

Crow
Gold Member
I banged a girl last year who was 6'4" but I did not measure her legs so I can't say if she was a record contender or not. She had nice tits too but a kinda busted face (sunken eyes, low brow, round face, kinda crypt-keeperish - it's not as bad as I'm making it sound but you get the idea). She had a more pleasant demeanor than this girl. The crazy height isn't so noticeable once you get 'em on their back. This girl's entitled basic-bitch attitude ruins it.

This girl is your basic Middle Class American White Girl™ complete with ugly fat friend, but she has a little something special to help blast her ego into the stratosphere. Nothing remarkable about her besides her legs - she should tan more.
 

Mekorig

Pelican
Gold Member
WNB, horse face and no tits, looks like Slenderman. The russian pheonix500000 posted....WB until the coming of the new Roman empire!!
 

Legendver2

Sparrow
pheonix500000 said:
As usual Russia beats the US with quality. I'll go with the previous record holder

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Need moar pics!
 

kaotic

Owl
Gold Member
Nope, and nothing special about her besides the long legs.

I guess I would WB for the story and for the fact she's taller than me.

I've had a goal of always banging taller women.
 

Menace

Crow
Gold Member
Here's some info on the Russian:

A trainee lawyer from Siberia has won the title of the longest legs in Russia with her incredible gazelle-like 106cm pins.
Anastasia Strashevskaya, 18, from Novosibirsk, has been voted 'Miss Longest Legs' in a Russian national beauty contest.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...egs-competition-106cm-pins.html#ixzz3lGHHqZgU


As for the American girl...pass. Not even for the novelty. There is nothing inspiring about her whatsoever. If you think this Russian girl's beauty is superior (and it is), her personality and outlook on life would blow away this other girl out of the water. After a certain point, even the novelty is not enough. A woman must inspire you in some way.
 

Troll King

Kingfisher
WB but only for the bragging rights.

As a somewhat short guy, the tallest girl I have banged was around 6'3" and had amazing legs and big tits. She was also incredibly feminine and very traditional. Which makes sense since she was arab and an Egyptian. She was also under 19 and a virgin. :)

This girl just looks weird. Her proportions are all wrong.
 

Oz.

Pelican
I don't think height is an excuse for being lanky or skinny fat. Here is a picture of Olivier Richters a 7'2(218cm) bodybuilder, he is on the far left. The one on the far right is his brother almost 7'0(213cm).

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Troll King

Kingfisher
^^^^

Damn man. Those guys are huge. The one on the left must have close to two feet on the black dude.

I can't even imagine what it must be like to be that tall.

Serious question. Are people getting taller these days? And if so, why?

Is it due to assertive mating? Hormones in the food? High School and middle school athlete using HGH? Better nutrition? What?

From what I always understood seven feet was around to cut off as far as height goes and was incredibly rare. Especially if it wasn't due to some medical condition, like a benign tumor on the pituitary gland.

From what I always understood, reaching that height causes a number of problems like poor joints and the inability for your organs to keep up and function properly.

Also, from my own observations it seems that college aged women have gotten a bit taller over the last handful of years. Part of this is definitely due to economic disparities between upper middle class girls and lower class girls, but it seems to me to have been somewhat exaggerated in the last six or so years.

At the time I chalked it up to diet, nutrition, and engaging in sports. Specifically a better nutritious diet would help with maximizing potential, but even more if you were 5-15 pounds over weight during large portions of your childhood, instead of being underweight, then while you wouldn't be obese your bone structure would still change to a certain degree possibly adding on a inch or two.

With sports you get hormone increases and greater muscle mass which would seem to do the same thing. To be clear I am talking about maybe an inch or two at the most with what I have observed college women. I tend to notice being on the shorter side of the equation.
 

Oz.

Pelican
We now have a new contender


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There is something awkward about these girls... would you bang this one is the important question.
 

porscheguy

Ostrich
WB.

The awkwardness in their appearance is due to their being heavily out of proportion. She's 77 inches tall. She claims her legs are 49.5 inches long. So her legs account for about 64% of her total body length/height. Most supermodels have legs that are at the high end of the normal range for their height. Heidi Klum is thought to have exceptionally long legs and her legs are about 52% of her overall height.
 
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