Real Life Giraffe Believes She Is The Next Hot Thing

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Hummingbird
Gold Member
In many regards I pity really tall chics. They have such a smaller pool from which to choose...and chics don't like being bigger/taller than their guys...hell, guys in general sometimes.

I almost added the caveat *except attention whoring girls like these tall broads*...but even with these girls I still feel bad. They're simply products of the environment. They stand out in the crowd, they have unbelievably long legs, people gawk at them to some degree, and I'd bet in our media-crazed society they get constantly solicited to attention-whore...so it's tough for me to judge these women for the videos and instagram posts.

Nice legs are cool, but they aren't really my thing, but obviously...
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Oz.

Pelican
And we have a new contender, this is becoming a thing apparently each of the girls trying to outdo the last.



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Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
^^^

Great pics. But why does it put me in such a bad mood when the British tabloids use the word "pins" when they mean "legs?" When it comes to words, little things really can piss me off.

Who comes up with these expressions? What an unsexy word. Makes me think of being stuck with needles.
 

General Stalin

Crow
Gold Member
I almost banged ANOTHER tall girl but she flaked on me. 6'2" met her at a halloween party in this club downtown in my city. We were both a little loose and ended up making out a few times on the dance floor. Find out we both grew up in practically the same town back east and made a pretty solid connection. She put her number in my phone and told me to hit her up if I want to get breakfast the next morning. I texted her next day no response. I guess butter faced giants who are in their 30's have more options than I thought. Pfft

Anyway these tall gals are getting cuter and cuter, but I still could never seriously date a woman who is bigger than me (horizontally or vertically)
 

kaotic

Owl
Gold Member
^^^^I love nailing taller girls, I've done it a few times.

I don't mind girls in tall heels at all either, especially if i'm suited the fuck up.
 

Oz.

Pelican
This just appears to be a new trend now but we have our first milf application. Australian mother of two, Caroline Arthur, is currently challenging the record. Her legs measuring 51.5 inches from heel to hip.

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Speculation

Kingfisher
Protestant
^^^

Usually she makes his cornflakes wearing tracksuit pants, so the poor kid sitting at the kitchen bench is wondering why his mum is attention whoring herself out in daisy dukes.
 

whatday

Ostrich
Gold Member
Not a legs guy.

To me, beauty is about aesthetic proportions, face and body.

Plus, I prefer 5'2" to 5'6". Maybe up to 5'8", IF she still has a small frame and nice curves.

The tallest I've been with was 5'10" and it was just too much woman, as my hands roamed her body I was just thinking, "Where does this end?"

The sex was awkward, the levers of a body of that length are not as fun to manipulate as those of a more petite body.

WNB any of these gals.
 

estraudi

Pelican
Gold Member
That MILF Caroline Arthur I definitely WB.
Not too big of a long leg fan but if they pass the boner test then I'm trying to smash because he never lies.:banana:

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Peacock
Catholic
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Sourcecode said:
I was banging a 6'2 German chick that was all legs.
It was fun being able to lean her over a balcony and dig right in without having to position myself like you have to with smaller girls.
It was fun having her legs so far above my head.

But the fun didn't last long.

Cause she fell over the ledge?
 
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