Real Life Giraffe Believes She Is The Next Hot Thing

[DarkTriad]

I'm 6'4" and have a 34 inch inseam.

There is no way her legs are 49 inches

Edit-Watched the vid and they measure her legs from her hip? Since when is that measurement used?

39" inseam, as stated in vid, is more realistic. Been with a couple that were probably close to that as their legs were much longer than mine.

She needs to buy some tits.

Maybe the tailors measuring tape accidentally slid into her CAVERNOUS SNATCH and gave her the extra yardage.

 

[John Michael Kane]

Meh, not for me. I don't mind a taller woman, but one that dwarfs me would feel awkward. I'm 6'2" and the tallest gf I've ever had was exactly my same height.

 

[Alpharius]

Archival footage with her in the background...