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kazz

Kingfisher
This will be funny when presented to the PC police; how could they come up with that many new bird names that dont oppress someone?
 

Handsome Creepy Eel

Owl
Gold Member
This will be funny when presented to the PC police; how could they come up with that many new bird names that dont oppress someone?
I remember that a few decades ago when idiot linguists were trying to "de-Serbize" our Croatian (or Serbo-Croatian) language, we got gems like this:

Pigeon - Graineater
Sparrow - Small graineater
Seagull - Fisheater
Falcon - Huntbird

And unrelated, some even more idiotic rephrasings like this:

Hit (music) - Successfula
Jackpot - Hugewin
Television - Far-seeing device
Helicopter - Airbeater
Hardware - Hardening
Typo - Typoid
Condom - Extremity wrapper
Porn movie - Fornication picture

Naturally, they were universally mocked and never achieved widespread usage.
 

Johnny Rico

Woodpecker
Just let him rape your wife, take your daughter, clobber your son to death - say thank you and give him your wallet and card pin number, then your house and car keys while you sit in the corner and watch the bodies of your family. Sounds good......
That is a bit of an exaggeration. If I was robbed on the street I would give them everything even if it wasn't Riot Season. I have insurance... I'd be out $25 in cash and a $25 deductible. They could take my GPS watch, cellphone and wallet which would be replaced by insurance. Loss of $50 versus a risk of serious injury or death is an easy choice.

Now if they break in to my home... thats a one way ticket for them.
 

Ironside

Robin
That is a bit of an exaggeration. If I was robbed on the street I would give them everything even if it wasn't Riot Season. I have insurance... I'd be out $25 in cash and a $25 deductible. They could take my GPS watch, cellphone and wallet which would be replaced by insurance. Loss of $50 versus a risk of serious injury or death is an easy choice.

Now if they break in to my home... thats a one way ticket for them.
Only if it broke into your home though, of course.
If you met it out the wild, you'd give everything you have to it.

'Ey man, Buenos Aires...no worries. I was out at Zegema Beach. We got insurance it's all good.'
 

Psalm27

Robin
Gold Member
That is a bit of an exaggeration. If I was robbed on the street I would give them everything even if it wasn't Riot Season. I have insurance... I'd be out $25 in cash and a $25 deductible. They could take my GPS watch, cellphone and wallet which would be replaced by insurance. Loss of $50 versus a risk of serious injury or death is an easy choice.

Now if they break in to my home... thats a one way ticket for them.
There's such a thing as mugging insurance?
 
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