The Reactionary Tree said:
I know who Sergio Aguero is. I can honestly say I've never heard of any of the others.
Top that!
Rolling Stone: 25 Hottest Sex Symbols of 2014
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I know who Sergio Aguero is. I can honestly say I've never heard of any of the others.
Top that!
RawGod said:JoyStick said:aSimpNamedBrokeback said:They immediately start to lose credibility with #1 Desiree Akhavan.
Is that a female? Looks like a gay version of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Actually I was thinking
PastTense said:
I knew Kevin Love, Cary Fukunaga due to his work on True Detective, Alexandra Daddario because Fukunaga afforded me the opportunity to see her naked, and Nick Jonas and Kendall Jenner merely because I don’t live under a rock, though at times that would be preferable.
placer said:
- Desiree Akhavan (Dyke)
- Sergio Agüero (Good-looking cat)
- Caitriona Balfe
hump
- Alexandra Daddario (WB)
- Jamie Dornan (Hipster)
- Dave Franco (Hipster...his brother is an unfunny douche)
- Cary Fukunaga (Good-looking cat)
- Perfume Genius (Hipster)
- Broad City (Dyke, x2...never watched Broad City but it's probably lame)
- Shakey Graves (Good-looking cat)
- Gigi Hadid
- Boyd Holbrook (Hipster)
- Theo James (Good-looking cat)
- Kendall Jenner
- Nick Jonas (The Jonas Brothers were lame...but good for him)
- Carla Juri (Dyke)
- Kevin Love (Good-looking cat, good baller)
- Gugu Mbatha-Raw
- Randall Park (Good-looking cat)
- Nate Parker (Good-looking cat)
- Rosamund Pike
- Eddie Redmayne (Looks like a hipster)
- Gina Rodriguez (WTF No!)
- Tinashe
- FKA Twigs (Probably would :hump
Middling picks aside (Broad City, Desiree Akhavan, agenda much?), I know or at least know of Alexandra Daddario, Dave Franco, Broad City, Kendall Jenner, Kevin Love, Nick Jonas and Randall Park...
So we get a list full of hipsters and plain janes (to pander to the SJWs I'd imagine), interspersed with a few good looking guys and hotties...It's a good thing RS already published their worst article of the year because this would normally take the title, Sophia Loren and Charlton Heston are no doubt spinning in their graves.
aSimpNamedBrokeback said:They immediately start to lose credibility with #1 Desiree Akhavan.
You mean what little credibility they had left?
Hate when a magazine attempts to tell me what "sexy" is
Then have the nerve to quantify it with a number
Very pretentious
Then have the nerve to quantify it with a number
Very pretentious
Would only bang Jenner
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Kingfisher
Dusty beat me to it.
I guess I shouldn't have expected anything different to this line up. I knew 80%+ of both the males and females would be somewhere between just plain fugly and downright hideous, and that the entire premise of the article would be to troll those not down 100% with the degeneracy of modern culture. Yet somehow, I still held out some hope that I would be wrong. It's like picking a scab: you know how it's going to turn out, but you think that this time will be different, and then curse yourself when it's not.
Damn the guy who started this thread!
I guess I shouldn't have expected anything different to this line up. I knew 80%+ of both the males and females would be somewhere between just plain fugly and downright hideous, and that the entire premise of the article would be to troll those not down 100% with the degeneracy of modern culture. Yet somehow, I still held out some hope that I would be wrong. It's like picking a scab: you know how it's going to turn out, but you think that this time will be different, and then curse yourself when it's not.
Damn the guy who started this thread!
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I also am completely unaware as to who most of those people are.
I don't watch any television. I only use youtube for music, I don't even read news websites any more. Forums like this do a much better job of filtering information for me. The rape hoax thread here being an excellent example.
I suppose RT are trying to demonstrate their credibility with these choices. I bet a few of those guys on the list would call themselves feminists. I would also guess that a significant amount of that list are political/social justice types who peddle the right kind of ideas to be considered 'right on'.
I don't watch any television. I only use youtube for music, I don't even read news websites any more. Forums like this do a much better job of filtering information for me. The rape hoax thread here being an excellent example.
I suppose RT are trying to demonstrate their credibility with these choices. I bet a few of those guys on the list would call themselves feminists. I would also guess that a significant amount of that list are political/social justice types who peddle the right kind of ideas to be considered 'right on'.
I recognised Aguero as I follow the EPL, and Daddario (well mostly her magnificent tits) from True Detective.
Otherwise, good troll job, Trolling Stone.
Otherwise, good troll job, Trolling Stone.
OBERYN_ said:
Oh for fuck's sake - their first choice is an Iranian Tranny (after beauty ops I might add) ? It's even worse than I thought.
Anyone who still supports Rolling Stone after this must have his head examined.
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Why isn't Jackie Coakley on this list? She's 10/10, would gang rape have consensual yes means yes sex on top of a soft cushion with.
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