Saw this on a girls POF profile

[Moma]

Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

Ehem......you are kidding right? 'cuz it's not April fools day, I'm confused mechanicho.

I think you posted the picture of the girl who should be thankful I so much as glanced at her fir the real goldigger chic!!! Thus girl is lucky I even go thru the drive-thru at Mcdonalds for her!!

Let's us see a picture of the goldigger chic please.

Mixx

Everyone can dream, Mixx, compared to your Miami chix, then no but up where the mechanic lives, I'm sure there's simps happy to break off change for that lizard...

 

[el mechanico]

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.
Guys eat that shit up....

 

[MiXX]

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.
Guys eat that shit up....

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx

 

[Moma]

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx

It's simple economics, Mixx. Supply and demand. If all you see around is bread and you are hungry, will you hold out for steak and have your stomach growl in the meantime?

 

[MiXX]

Damn! There truly are some sad, desperate men in America

I never hear of a 250lb girl in Colombia (if they even exist) or Eastern Europe or Brazil getting that type of attention.

Mixx

It's simple economics, Mixx. Supply and demand. If all you see around is bread and you are hungry, will you hold out for steak and have your stomach growl in the meantime?

I truly get what you mean. Funny thing is, I have held out on eating bread (real bread) and waited until I get home to prepare white fish as I don't eat starches abd carbs

But I see your point.

Mixx

 

[oldnemesis]

You could put an add on craigslist or pof with a 250lbs girl looking for a sugar daddy and get 100 replies a day anytown USA.

I doubt she'd get 100 replies even if she's just looking for casual sex.

 

[CJ]

So basically she's looking for a giant pussy... amazing. Not to mention she's ugly as shit. Good for her though, cuz she'll probably get a surprising number of responses from desperate chumps. Didn't Dash prove there's no bottom to the barrel of lameness for some of these dudes?

 

[Samseau]

Here's a pic of the gold digger chick.

a good example of a nickel

 

[Nonpareil]

These girls are really starting to get stupid on POF

What I would like to meet.... I found this on line...I thought it was nice..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.. Am I a dreamer...Maybe I am just a sappy person..lol...

I'm about done with online dating. In the past couple months I have even been cockblocked at bars by girls I have chatted with from dating sites. Two weeks ago I checked into a resort and a latina I was chatting up was working the desk...she looked at me and my date and gave us a ummmm hmmmm.

What she's looking for; the world's biggest Beta.

What she'll end up with; the world's biggest Beta...after fucking a bunch of assholes and players.

 

[el mechanico]

Entitled Boriqua
What would I "like to do" for a first date?...Humm..., well, I guess I would take the day off from work and go to the beauty salon to get my nails /hair done and perhaps a brazilian wax while I am at it. Afterwards, I would go to the mall and buy me a nice sexy Red dress (maybe black)and a pair of nice stilettos. I would take snap pictures of the outfits and shoes and send it to him / ask him to help me choose the right outfit and shoes for our date. Then, I would swing by Victoria's Secret and check out their new arrivals. Who knows?.. maybe I find something to wear on the date! I would also send him a picture of it, just to tease him a little. After all that, I would call my best friend who is a make-up artist for the rich and famous,and ask her to come over to do my glamorous make-up. I will have to remember to grab a couple of bottles of wine and throw them in the fridge while I'm getting ready. I would call my date several times through out the day just to let him know how excited I am about meeting him for the first time and I may even try to surprise him by calling ahead for reservations at The Capital Grille.

One more thing....If I really want to impress him, I would also rent a Luxury car just for the day (The Pagani Zonda F)...check it out !

After the date is over on my way back home I would stop at a local gas station and buy a lottery ticket with the 6 lucky winning numbers!...The next day I will call him and ask if he would like to drive to Tallahassee with me to cash OUR winning lottery ticket ( that would be our second date, but he won't know it...=).

This trip will allow us time to get to know each other better and we will probably have to spend the night somewhere up there in Tallahassee. I would call ahead and make reservations at The Governors Inn and have a nice surprise waiting for him in his room

The next morning we will have a scrumptious breakfast in bed and then go shopping for some nice toys !!!!
( Maybe a Bugatti Veyron 16.4 or Rolls Royce Phantom in white)

When we get back I will have made another reservation at Don Cesar Hotel, on St.Pete beach, just for him so he can unwind and soak it all up. I will reserve an hour for a hot oil full body massage and send him a basket with wine, cheese ,fruits and nuts as a token of my appreciation. Inside the basket a sealed note with my lips printed (red)/ and sprayed with Channel #5. The note will read "Would you like to meet again" ?

 

[el mechanico]

The trailer park queen..I love these

i am a well rounded women i have goals in my life and have meet most of them i enjoy the out doors i love to fish hunt camp and 4 wheeling i like to work on cars but most of all i love people with open minds cant do the drama thing i dont have time for it i love rock a little country and no rap will ever be on my radio if you do not have a pic dont wast my time cus i will not respond no one is that bad looking that they can not put up a photo

 

[Roosh]

For every 1 man who knows game, 100 doesn't, even in America. It's kind of inexcusable at this point not to understand the basic game concepts.

 

[Screwston]

I can't stand online girls. Every single one of them has a huge ego and a long ass list of qualities they need in a guy. I wonder how they feel when they get offline and no guy pays attention to them.

 

[G Trooper]

For every 1 man who knows game, 100 doesn't, even in America. It's kind of inexcusable at this point not to understand the basic game concepts.

This is so true. Some of my friends down here see me using game, and its like they refuse to accept it, won't change and are just fixated on sticking to their same old ways.

 

[el mechanico]

Here's a new one I saw last night on there....

"I would like to get married and divorced at least one more time"

 

[Gmac]

Here's a new one I saw last night on there....

"I would like to get married and divorced at least one more time"

:thumbup:

 

[Timoteo]

These girls are really starting to get stupid on POF

What I would like to meet.... I found this on line...I thought it was nice..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.. Am I a dreamer...Maybe I am just a sappy person..lol...

I'm about done with online dating. In the past couple months I have even been cockblocked at bars by girls I have chatted with from dating sites. Two weeks ago I checked into a resort and a latina I was chatting up was working the desk...she looked at me and my date and gave us a ummmm hmmmm.

COUNTLESS women copy/paste this same line onto their profiles on any number of sites, which is another reason to pass them by - they're unable to even think for themselves, so they just regurgitate the same cliched nonsense that others do.

 

[Timoteo]

Heres one for our race trolls her user name is sedduxion if you want to check her out Theo.



*edit* you may think this is completely wrong of me but VERY RARELY DO I LIKE BLACK GUYS...unless your chris brown, shemar moore, TI, Columbus short, Shannon Brown, or trey songz, or as cute as them then don't bother. Before you even say I hate my own race just know that im more indian and white then I am black. Sorry I'm from Jersey we're honest lol. Also I am aware that I am pretty. I don't like fat and ugly because I feel I deserve better so refrain from messaging me as well. That is all. Thank you.

PS. I'll know if you actually read my profile. Just saying though.

Interests: bartending....painting, drawing....writing poetry....singing...dancing....my skateboard (though i can't ride it yet lol)and bubble wrap lol

Goals:Bachelor's in Computiing Technology (in progress)....then my JD......then my PhD in Psychology right after ......become a cop and eventually work for the FBI or create the next facebook. with those degrees the world is my play ground

Music: rock, j pop, hip hop, reggaeton, soca, reggae, rap, man every and everything

Movies: anything wit johnny depp, orlando bloom,julia roberts, will smith, nicole kidman, and tom hanks.....forrest gump is by far my fav tho, moulin rouge, cast away, chucky, the ring, phantom of the opera, and so much more

TV:dont really watch tv but def all my 90s cartoons, family guy, south park, boondocks, and futurama

Books:i love anything mainly the old classics, anything on psychology, or just anything good in general

Sports:football=patriots (deal wit it) baseball= yankees (jersey girl and lovin it) basketball=lakers (matt barnes, shannon brown and kobe rule) soccer=brazil, spain, and germany

About Me: my friends call me walkin art....i strive to be different...i hate normal so if ur looking for that well wrong chick......originally from jersey....lived in the virgin islands...now live in tampa florida (accent is quite interesting lol)....indian black and white mix (my hair is naturally curly....ever seen the lil mixed girl from the boondocks well....thats my hair i just straighten it)...5'7.5....38-29-44 are my stats...i model when bored...love art and music....i absolutely love asian culture and bask myself in it on a daily basis....n well i guess im jus me plain and simple lol wanna know more ask me....

My type: tall (6'0 i'm kinda tall if i wear heals i can be around 6ft tall if u can handle me being taller than u then feel free to give it a try), fit, artistic, smart, a bit romantic, sweet, cute, great sense of humor and personality oh and preferably Caucasian, Asian, or Hispanic.

This is an entitled bitch that's trying too hard to impress. Little does she know that men don't care about her ridiculous educational/professional goals. With all she seems to have on her plate, there doesn't seem like there would be any time for anything more than an occasional quickie. And for all her intelligence, she can't construct a decent sentence/paragraph. She writes like a teen girl texting her girlfriends.

 

[Dash Global]

I need to make a new profile! I cant message a good amount of chicks because of me messaging chicks looking for sex or something! wtf.

Stupid ass restrictions!

 

[el mechanico]

Here's one more good one...

i love watching movies going online hanging out with friends i also enjoy going to the park with my sonthe sweaty smell of people at sho




About Me ********** IM A FAT CHICK************ (but im lovely)

Sometimes all I really want to feel is love
Sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry
Sometimes my feelings get in the way
Of what I really feel I needed to say



im me and thats all i can be. please dont forget that i am a girl so i have all those mushy girly feelings that girls have.. i cry and laugh and scream and am loud.. i say crazy things that might not be right.. i scream jenny lewis lyric at the top of my lungs and have friends that may seem crazy. i get into sticky situations and am a trouble maker.. beware of me.. some days are good and some not so much.. i wanna party but not to hard... sleep is for the weak... i just want to have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I’m doing with my life is figuring it out one step at a time.
It all happening.
I’m really good at being me, listening to music, listening to someone talk no matter how drunk the person is or how drunk i am for that matter.. laying in bed, facebooking, cooking, being loud, being a fat chick, waisting time, sleeping till never, imagining, playing the skin flute, using my cell phone, forgetting things, stalking and the list goes on and on