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<blockquote data-quote="Suits" data-source="post: 874142" data-attributes="member: 4308"><p>Guys, if a burglar can enter your home, you're doing things wrong.</p><p></p><p>This is a picture I took of my house.</p><p></p><p>[img=800x600]<a href="http://carstenknoche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Heavily-Fortified-South-Guard-Tower-with-Barb-Wire-on-Yalu-River-South-Korea-North-Close-1108201121371.jpg[/img]" target="_blank">http://carstenknoche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Heavily-Fortified-South-Guard-Tower-with-Barb-Wire-on-Yalu-River-South-Korea-North-Close-1108201121371.jpg[/img]</a></p><p></p><p>Tips:</p><p></p><p>Make sure that your windows are too small for an intruder to crawl through. Then add bars, just to be sure.</p><p>Bullet proof glass in the windows.</p><p>Live in the basement. The above ground house is just for show. Dig a bunker under your house and live in there. You can still entertain guests in the above ground portion of your house, but be sure to sleep in the bunker.</p><p>Barb wire. Lots of it.</p><p>Definitely dig a moat and fill it with some smaller sharks. They probably won't present much danger to your average swimmer, but they'll send a firm message about what waits inside.</p><p>Obviously, lots of guard dogs. Just keep them and the sharks separate. This will cut down on replacement expenses.</p><p>Goes without saying, don't let women inside your house. They can't be trusted.</p><p>Make sure that your doorframes aren't made out of cheap wood. In fact, your exterior doors should swing outwards and lock into a metal frame. Try kicking your door in. Use sledge hammer on it. If it doesn't hold, get a new one.</p><p></p><p>Sure, some people may accuse me of going overboard, but I'd rather have these safety features and not need them, than need them and not have them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Suits, post: 874142, member: 4308"] Guys, if a burglar can enter your home, you're doing things wrong. This is a picture I took of my house. [img=800x600][URL]http://carstenknoche.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Heavily-Fortified-South-Guard-Tower-with-Barb-Wire-on-Yalu-River-South-Korea-North-Close-1108201121371.jpg[/img][/URL] Tips: Make sure that your windows are too small for an intruder to crawl through. Then add bars, just to be sure. Bullet proof glass in the windows. Live in the basement. The above ground house is just for show. Dig a bunker under your house and live in there. You can still entertain guests in the above ground portion of your house, but be sure to sleep in the bunker. Barb wire. Lots of it. Definitely dig a moat and fill it with some smaller sharks. They probably won't present much danger to your average swimmer, but they'll send a firm message about what waits inside. Obviously, lots of guard dogs. Just keep them and the sharks separate. This will cut down on replacement expenses. Goes without saying, don't let women inside your house. They can't be trusted. Make sure that your doorframes aren't made out of cheap wood. In fact, your exterior doors should swing outwards and lock into a metal frame. Try kicking your door in. Use sledge hammer on it. If it doesn't hold, get a new one. Sure, some people may accuse me of going overboard, but I'd rather have these safety features and not need them, than need them and not have them. [/QUOTE]
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