This reminds me of a joke I heard many years ago.
A man is out playing golf with his friend, who is a scientist. The scientist tells him that he's working on a genetically engineered fruit that can taste like several fruits at once. Of course, his friend doesn't believe him. So, the scientist lets him try a prototype. At first, the fruit tastes like an apple.
The friend is unimpressed, but the scientist just says, "Try the other side."
So, his friend turns it around, and it tastes like an orange. The scientist tells him to try the other side again, and this time, it tastes like a banana. The friend tells him it's amazing, and then he gets a brilliant idea. He asks the scientist if he can make it taste like anything, and the scientist tells him that there is no reason why, in theory, that should not be possible. So, his friend asks if he can make it taste like a woman's vagina. The scientist tells him to give him some time.
Six months later, they meet again. The scientist excitedly brings out a new fruit and tells his friend to try it. The man takes one bite out of it and then spits the fruit out in disgust.
"Jesus. This is horrible. It tastes like shit!" he says.
The scientist replies, "Oh sorry, try the other side."
