ghostdog said:
We're dumb as f*ck when it comes to makeup.
What about eyebrow shaping?
Fake eyelashes?
Ear piercing?
Wearing earrings, necklaces, rings, and other jewelry?
Deodorant?
Perfume?
Waxing away facial hair?
Shaving arm pits and legs?
Bikini waxing?
Painted nails?
Painted nails to hide nail fungus infections?
Nail extensions?
Fake nails glued on top and painted over?
Teeth bleaching?
Teeth straightening?
Veneers and other cosmetic dental procedures?
Skin bleaching?
Fake tans?
Hair gel, hair spray, hair mousse, and other hair styling products?
Hair pins, hair combs, hair clips, hair barrettes, hair ribbons?
Hair extensions?
Hair dyeing?
Wigs?
"Control top" pantyhose?
Corsets?
"Body molding shapewear" spanx and flexees?
Breast "lifters"?
Bra padding?
Boob jobs?
Tummy tucks, liposuction, stomach bands?
Other cosmetic surgery?
There's a whole lot of female artifice beyond just makeup. Most of the rest of this passes under our radar also.