single mother declares: no sex before 50 dates

[Cr33pin]

I traveled into the future and took this photo off her facebook

 

[Suits]

Alright guys, here's the question:

WYB?

I call SIF.

Please note

(1) the plump, fat face,
(2) the hand concealing the double chin,
(3) the chubby arms,
(4) the belly conveniently out of the camera frame,
(5) the carefully constructed diagonal angle of the body,
(6) the loose sweater in a soft colour,
(7) the heavy casing of make-up, and
(8) the extra, loose skin under the eyes.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

That's a real mean Epiphany Phase she's going through:

http://therationalmale.com/2012/12/19/the-epiphany-phase/

 

[caracal]

Alright guys, here's the question:

WYB?

I call SIF.

Please note

(1) the plump, fat face,
(2) the hand concealing the double chin,
(3) the chubby arms,
(4) the belly conveniently out of the camera frame,
(5) the carefully constructed diagonal angle of the body,
(6) the loose sweater in a soft colour,
(7) the heavy casing of make-up, and
(8) the extra, loose skin under the eyes.

Nah, not SIF, but some of her better photos appear to have been done in a photographer's studio with softer lighting, angles etc. She plays rugby league and if there's any sport that would fuck up a woman's face, rugby league would be it.

Anyway, I live few hundred kms from her... In the name of research, I'm going to contact her :troll: I will report back if anything interesting happens.

 

[tylerdurden1993]

She's probably still fucking the baby daddy whenever he get's bored/horny. He probably did a runner after she got a pregnant meaning he finished the relationship so left in the position of power.

And for the all important question yes I would bang and then do this

 

[L M McCoy]

I feel like I'm starting to rival El Mech because once again I WB

 

[Roosh]

Guys calm down, she means 50 minutes, not dates. But even then... WNB.

 

[samsamsam]

^^ eye experts confirm is that crazy eye? Been trying to understand it better since that twitter ptsd thread pooped on the forum.

 

[Professor Fox]

^^ eye experts confirm is that crazy eye? Been trying to understand it better since that twitter ptsd thread pooped on the forum.

Those aren't crazy eyes, those are Lorena Bobbitt/Jodi Arias eyes.

Don't stick your dick into crazy.

 

[vinman]

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[Sweet Jones]

what sort of name is dakoda? a club she once worked at?

 

[vinman]

what sort of name is dakoda? a club she once worked at?

Hillbilly

 

[UnW]

lol, I used to live near Sunshine Coast as a child and re-visit there occasionally, easy beach girls galore.

 

[Parlay44]

Single men declare no dinner dates or free booze til sex.

 

[CaptainS]

27 huh? I would have believed 37...maybe.

She wants a "genuine, normal guys...looking for the right girl". But genuine, normal guys aren't looking for a 27ish, post-wall, frigid 5.5 with a kid.

 

[Fortis]

Her kid looks evil as fuck. Just look into those eyes. YOu'd sleep over and find her standing over you, staring into your soul. Fuck that shit.

 

[N°6]

During the single mother's Party Years when I suspect the daughter was 'accidentally' conceived, the average frustrated Beta who she is now targeting probably never dreamt that he could ever have 50 dates.

 

[Suits]

I'd hit it and it wouldn't take 50 dates to do it.

She'll fold and give up the gash. They always do.

Then she'll go and write another article about the success of her new "dating system" and fail to mention her failure.

That's a given.

 

[Suits]

Single men declare no dinner dates or free booze til sex.

The definitive double standard.

Guys can be expected to shell out for dinner, because that's how you should treat a woman and make her feel special, but making a guy feel special, because it's the nice thing to do?

Forget it!

#TeamNoAppetizers

 

[Lizard King]

Thin upper top lip.

Possible slut tell.


Possible sign of fetal alcohol syndrome