skinny shaming song
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samsamsam said:
Don't hold your breath on that one. She's selling a world where women can get the best of everything while not needing to put any effort into improving themselves. All with a catchy tune.
Not to mention her sound is totally original.......
Bacchus said:
The message is clear:
+ she works 9-5 like you should
+ she does not cook
+ she is always right even when she is not right
+ note the absence of fat guys - you have to be slim and good-looking
+ Beta with a Pizza wins "the prize" - gorging her face with fatty foods is exactly along her alley - be prepared to get a shitty deal on that one boy
Also - did she lose weight there or did they squeeze her fat rolls tighter this time?
Bacchus said:
The lyrics are almost worthy of a ROK article analysing it.
...all my life after I've finished riding the cock carousel, of course.
Women constantly piss and moan about how dates take hours for them to prepare for. The fuck you deserve a break for, bitch?
Because the perfect wife is one who spends your fucking cash on what you need ... and what she wants.
Perfect wives usually know how to cook. And she never learned to cook because she likely had a shitty mother who never taught her either.
You heard right, fellas. She gets to be treated with deference and gentleness even when she's throwing pots and pans at your head or trying to cut your cock off or trying to murder your kids in their beds.
Right, so, assfucking only requires that you cater to my ego. Check, got it.
The woman always being right was a source of amusement when the court system didn't presume that to be the case. Leave aside that her ego is so fucking fragile that she has so little to offer aside from a warm and occasionally wet slit that she'll throw said slit at you if you just refuse to apologise for a while.
Fuck off with your mother-in-law, I like my Dad even if he's a broken-down wreck thanks to the woman he married.
In days past, a woman wouldn't have to offer pseudo-sexual intimacy to get consideration from a man. This is not an improvement.
...because I get my dirty minds from the alpha fux I'll be looking for after I get bored with your classy behaviour.
...because then I won't have to establish a common-law marriage to take your ass for 50% or more of your assets.
Zelcorpion said:Also - did she lose weight there or did they squeeze her fat rolls tighter this time?
Unlikely - usually chin rolls deflate at the same time as belly rolls when you drop serious weight, and note the arms pushing in the hips to keep them in check. I'm thinking there's a combination of Spanx and girdles going on there, with a resultant psi at the navel that you'd find at the heart of a collapsing star.
So what we have learned from Meghan Trainor is:
- Fat women are beautiful. Skinny women are bitches, being into "stick figure barbie dolls" is shameful.
- Give me all your stuff, put up with my behavior no matter what, and maybe you can fuck your fat wife occasionally.
Wow, where can I sign up? :dodgy:
- Fat women are beautiful. Skinny women are bitches, being into "stick figure barbie dolls" is shameful.
- Give me all your stuff, put up with my behavior no matter what, and maybe you can fuck your fat wife occasionally.
Wow, where can I sign up? :dodgy:
Zelcorpion said:Bacchus said:
The message is clear:
+ she works 9-5 like you should
+ she does not cook
+ she is always right even when she is not right
+ note the absence of fat guys - you have to be slim and good-looking
+ Beta with a Pizza wins "the prize" - gorging her face with fatty foods is exactly along her alley - be prepared to get a shitty deal on that one boy
Also - did she lose weight there or did they squeeze her fat rolls tighter this time?
I have been saying for along time that she is a Trojan Horse. They purposely make her look fat to shill and sell to young girls and fatties. She isn't a big girl, before she cleaned up her Instagram she was just a broad with some hefty shoulders, she purposely got bigger for pop carrer.
Plus she also pisses off SJWs because she quickly sold them out. You listen to the lyrics of that shitty song and SJWs are having meltdowns because this girl is "pushing hetrormative positions".
Dear Meghan Trainor: Here's Why "Dear Future Husband" Sucks
She's championing an obnoxiously high-maintenance, heteronormative pipe nightmare poorly disguised as a swirly rainbow lollipop of girl power.
Meghan Trainor's 'Dear Future Husband' Video Is the Most Sexist Thing You'll See Today
Everything wrong with Meghan Trainor's 'Dear Future Husband
Thing is though, the one part of the 60s no one wants glorified in a cute pop song is the gender politics. Now I know you were born in 1993 and I'm going to assume you skipped gender studies at college but imagining young women singing along to your new track "Dear Future Husband" is about as bone chilling as this compilation video of Tony Abbott sticking out his tongue.
All the Femenist garbage sites are having meltdowns over this, all while her Youtube views keep going up and her and her overloads keep getting paid.
She has loaded up that song with ammot to piss off people on all ends of the sepctrum. It is a perfect troll job, I have to clap for it. Whoever is managering her behind the scenes is doing a good job. She will get tons of press and views of rage and hate.
Oh and also. Fuck the haters. WB in that 'Dear Husband' video. She could get it.
Medic42 said:
Aye, in general the fat bitches were the ones you knew were fucking awesome cooks because they got that size from constantly cooking and constantly sampling their creations. In a sense their ability to cook was their way to compensate for having a bad body, a profound appeal to beta sensibilities since while she might not be much (or rather, a lot) in the sack, she was guaranteed to keep you and your kids fed.
These days it's the reverse: odds are on if the woman can cook, she's in her late teens to early twenties (BMI, that is, if not age) and making stuff ten times more healthy and less fattening than the salt-encrusted, sugary shit you get in gigantic portion sizes from retail food. Meanwhile the women who can't cook are pretty much slaves to McDonald's because their basic survival skills have atrophied such that they depend on the fatty stuff and they lack any energy to actually make anything at all.
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I don't like the Dear Future Husband song but I can't see it as any more than a comedy song. If we reverse the genders and make the song a little more entertaining we get something like this:
Tbf I would bang. Once or twice.
EDIT: Heh, check it
http://mic.com/articles/112996/megh...deo-is-the-most-sexist-thing-you-ll-see-today
Even feminists don't like it, because she implied that women often 'act crazy'.
No smoke without fire, ladies. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
EDIT: Heh, check it
http://mic.com/articles/112996/megh...deo-is-the-most-sexist-thing-you-ll-see-today
Even feminists don't like it, because she implied that women often 'act crazy'.
No smoke without fire, ladies. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
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Kingfisher
Still aging better than Lena Dunham.
Kristoph said:
The typist behind those words of wisdom:
Kate Beaudoin - Kate hails from Montana, but eats pizza like a New Yorker—often and aggressively.
Benoit said:Kristoph said:
The typist behind those words of wisdom:
Kate Beaudoin - Kate hails from Montana, but eats pizza like a New Yorker—often and aggressively.
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