skinny shaming song

[Kdog]

Fuck, I thought she would be a one hit wonder. I can't wait till she goes away. Seeing her widened mug and grotesque body makes me sick.

 

[Simeon_Strangelight]

Fuck, I thought she would be a one hit wonder. I can't wait till she goes away. Seeing her widened mug and grotesque body makes me sick.

I would prefer for her to slim down to a perfect figure trying to attract high value men. That would teach the hamsters more.

 

[Medic42]

I would prefer for her to slim down to a perfect figure trying to attract high value men. That would teach the hamsters more.

Can the hamsters actually learn?!?

 

[not_dead_yet]

Somebody has to nuke this fatty from orbit. I'm a patient man, but the lyrics from her latest gem have finally pushed me over the edge:

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

(Ohhhhh)
Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
[Grin] You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

(That's right!)

Oh-woah

Future husband, better love me right



Spin, hamster, spin.

 

[Shrodax]

Spin, hamster, spin.

Actual footage from inside Meghan Trainor's head when she sings that "Dear Future Husband" song:

 

[lemko]

Fat bitches are status symbols...low-status symbols.

They're more like badges of shame and tell other people, "Look what this poor schmuck settled for! He has no self-respect! I wonder what else is wrong with him?" The only guys I see with them are either dirt poor or incredible dorks.

 

[lemko]

As abhorrent as "All About That Bass" is, "Dear Future Husband" is even worse. The song should be called "Instructions for Betas." Betcha can't listen to the whole thing.

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can find a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you want to be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

Fuck that nonsense! I would be so furious my head would explode like that guy in the movie "Scanners" if some broad, (especially some disgusting fatbody like Meghan Trainor) demanded all this from me!

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary

If you don't shut-up, you'll be up to your neck in flowers!

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook

You better damn well learn! I'm not going out for dinner every night or cooking for you!

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy

When you act like a lady, I'll treat you like one. You act like a psycho, I'll have you committed.

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?

Apologize for what? I will do what I will!

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)

I'll sleep where I want!

Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind

I've already lowered my standards enough to be seen in public with you. You should do whatever I demand no matted how depraved and disgusting!

Just be a classy guy

I'll save that for who's worth it.

Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe

I've got a quarter. I'll get you one from the bubblegum machine.

 

[lemko]

She has a new video out:




How much you think it cost POF for the product placement?

Shit, this will probably be a big hit with chubby bitches with no self awareness.

She's got the face of a 40 year-old woman with enough make-up on it that if she smiled more, it would crumble and show deep fissures.

 

[Praetor Lupus]

Having more than one beat would be nice.