Southbound Moma

[Moma]

The time is coming really near for me to part and I am getting nervous that I won't have all my shyt sold and scrapped by then.

I want to take my desktop computer down (8gb of RAM, 64bit OS), how do you guys suppose I do it? Should I just leave it at a friends till I get my shyt together then drive up and scoop that shyt? Or pack it somehow into my stowaway luggage?

Also, my workout equipment, boxing gloves, rotating pushup handles, forearm roller..what should I do with that? Sell it or pack it somehow?

Please advise.

 

[el mechanico]

Box and ship it bro! Ups or whatever. Or call air cargo at the airlines and have it sent that way. The guys there should be helpful.

 

[malc]

The time is coming really near for me to part and I am getting nervous that I won't have all my shyt sold and scrapped by then.

I want to take my desktop computer down (8gb of RAM, 64bit OS), how do you guys suppose I do it? Should I just leave it at a friends till I get my shyt together then drive up and scoop that shyt? Or pack it somehow into my stowaway luggage?

Also, my workout equipment, boxing gloves, rotating pushup handles, forearm roller..what should I do with that? Sell it or pack it somehow?

Please advise.

The cheapest fast shipping your ever going to get is extra checked luggage on a flight. $50 for 50 pounds of crap in a pretty big box. When I moved to another city 1000s of miles away, I just put shit in thick cardboard boxes that fit the checked luggage limit and wrapped it with tape. If you have a lot of travel luggage lying around, it might be better to use that instead of boxes, as long as they're fairly large. Walmart might sell pretty cheap travel luggage too that would be close to price with thick cardboard boxes. Wrap fragiles with clothing.

 

[Moma]

Should I sell my I-phone (with plan) or should I unlock that b!tch and bring her down with me? I need to sell my excellent grandfathered plan. Gonna put her on Craigslist and kijiji tonight

 

[Moma]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

 

[el mechanico]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

I told you guys. Did you read my balls hot summer style thread? Guys were still posting suits. Come here and wear one and see.

@ Moma I bought a 2000 Jetta today I'm going to sell if you need wheels

 

[thegmanifesto]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

Easy.

I don't go to Tampa.

Or Florida in summer.

Problem solved.

 

[Moma]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

I told you guys. Did you read my balls hot summer style thread? Guys were still posting suits. Come here and wear one and see.

@ Moma I bought a 2000 Jetta today I'm going to sell if you need wheels

I will definitely need wheels, big bro.

 

[el mechanico]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

Easy.

I don't go to Tampa.

Or Florida in summer.

Problem solved.

Summers the best time here it's hot and the girls wear bikinis and drink a lot. Ride on boats and fuck like crazy. A suit is not what gets you laid.

 

[el mechanico]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

I told you guys. Did you read my balls hot summer style thread? Guys were still posting suits. Come here and wear one and see.

@ Moma I bought a 2000 Jetta today I'm going to sell if you need wheels

I will definitely need wheels, big bro.

Look at what's app I'll send a picture. Does it still work here?

 

[Aliblahba]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

Easy.

I don't go to Tampa.

Or Florida in summer.

Problem solved.

Summers the best time here it's hot and the girls wear bikinis and drink a lot. Ride on boats and fuck like crazy. A suit is not what gets you laid.

Have you ever driven your boat wearing a suit? Obviously not. Check out my data sheets, it's spelled out in black and white. Hell, I invented boats.

 

[thegmanifesto]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

Easy.

I don't go to Tampa.

Or Florida in summer.

Problem solved.

Summers the best time here it's hot and the girls wear bikinis and drink a lot. Ride on boats and fuck like crazy. A suit is not what gets you laid.

Have you ever driven your boat wearing a suit? Obviously not. Check out my data sheets, it's spelled out in black and white. Hell, I invented boats.

No.

But I am sure you have rode on the back of another mans motorcycle while wearing a wetsuit at night.

Right?

 

[Aliblahba]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

Easy.

I don't go to Tampa.

Or Florida in summer.

Problem solved.

Summers the best time here it's hot and the girls wear bikinis and drink a lot. Ride on boats and fuck like crazy. A suit is not what gets you laid.

Have you ever driven your boat wearing a suit? Obviously not. Check out my data sheets, it's spelled out in black and white. Hell, I invented boats.

No.

But I am sure you have rode on the back of another mans motorcycle while wearing a wetsuit at night.

Right?

I only wear a wetsuit to the Blue Oyster. Hot pink shorts it is when riding bitch.

 

[pitt]

Moma where in Miami you at? You moving to Tampa?

I rate you for that man, it takes balls to move to a new country.

 

[durangotang]

Welcome stateside Moma.

 

[Screwston]

Ok, Moma is officially in the US. It's hot like a muthafcuka here. I don't know how G manifesto can pull off the custom suit in this weather.
Toronto humidity got nada on this b!tch right here.
Fcuk me.

I told you guys. Did you read my balls hot summer style thread? Guys were still posting suits. Come here and wear one and see.

@ Moma I bought a 2000 Jetta today I'm going to sell if you need wheels

They don't drive big bodies in London. Get him a bug and call it a day.

 

[Moma]

Houston, I can't fcuk with a beetle. Too big for that shyt. El mech, my whatsapp still works, send me the pic.
Thanks for the rating, Pitt, I had to do it. I am in south Miami near Metro Zoo.

 

[el mechanico]

Houston, I can't fcuk with a beetle. Too big for that shyt. El mech, my whatsapp still works, send me the pic.
Thanks for the rating, Pitt, I had to do it. I am in south Miami near Metro Zoo.

Did you get the picture? Hey, fire up your badoo profile down there asap.

And bust out a detailed Miami data sheet

 

[Moma]

Houston, I can't fcuk with a beetle. Too big for that shyt. El mech, my whatsapp still works, send me the pic.
Thanks for the rating, Pitt, I had to do it. I am in south Miami near Metro Zoo.

Did you get the picture? Hey, fire up your badoo profile down there asap.

And bust out a detailed Miami data sheet

the car doesn't look too bad, Mech.

 

[el mechanico]

Houston, I can't fcuk with a beetle. Too big for that shyt. El mech, my whatsapp still works, send me the pic.
Thanks for the rating, Pitt, I had to do it. I am in south Miami near Metro Zoo.

Did you get the picture? Hey, fire up your badoo profile down there asap.

And bust out a detailed Miami data sheet

the car doesn't look too bad, Mech.

It's not bad so come buy it from me and we'll spend the money on gambling and big assed black girls at the secret spot I saved for you.