Sports Illustrated is now on the social justice bandwagon

MPD

Sparrow
"They’re taller, more athletic, anticipate better, are quicker laterally."

Mystery solved, coach. Sports are spectacles that require spectacular performers.
 

Delta

Kingfisher
MPD said:
"They’re taller, more athletic, anticipate better, are quicker laterally."

Mystery solved, coach. Sports are spectacles that require spectacular performers.

The pattern I'm noticing is that the women who play/coach the sport are keenly aware that men are much more athletic, and the only people who argue otherwise are clueless SJWs who still harbor bitterness about being picked last in gym class.
 
Sports illustrated is gone the way of the Playboy and GQ - a magazine done by women, gays and cucks for women, gays and cucks.

https://goodbyeamericainaphoto.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/pork-illustrated/

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PORK ILLUSTRATED

Great headline - she looks like a beached whale. And next to most guys in bed this would look much much worse especially if you put her in the pic next to a hot slim girl, she would look as if she had eaten her.
 

mhnd

Sparrow
Gold Member
When I was 8 years old these shits were gold and dudes would get jumped on the bus so we could look at semi nude pictures of Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks. But in today's world I would just snag my dad's smart phone and google image pictures of Little Caprice's gaping asshole.

^Whoever put her in this pose is a comedic genius.

Would bang.
 

mhnd

Sparrow
Gold Member
godfather dust said:
Where have you been? They were talking about Bruce Jenner in the swimsuit issue (didn't happen.)

Lol'ed substantially here. SJW deviance knows no bounds to a point that I almost admire.
 

godfather dust

 
Banned
Gold Member
I'd hit it if I was fucked up (not the Hippo the fat chick. The photoshopped version that's in the magazine.)

Sports Illustrated swimsuit Edition? GTFO
 

balybary

Pelican
Catholic
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That reminds me this scene of There's Something About Mary.

Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
Pat Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Pat Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
 

LeoneVolpe

Pelican
Gold Member
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In regards to Ashley Graham...

I believe it was Tony Clifton who once said, "Look out, I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass."
 

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godfather dust

 
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Gold Member
LeoneVolpe said:
In regards to Ashley Graham...

I believe it was Tony Clifton who once said, "Look out, I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh, pardon me, that's your ass."

This is why I'd fuck the photoshop version (while intoxicated.)
 

The Father

 
Banned
Zelcorpion said:
Sports illustrated is gone the way of the Playboy and GQ - a magazine done by women, gays and cucks for women, gays and cucks.

https://goodbyeamericainaphoto.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/pork-illustrated/

beachedwhale2.jpg


PORK ILLUSTRATED

Great headline - she looks like a beached whale. And next to most guys in bed this would look much much worse especially if you put her in the pic next to a hot slim girl, she would look as if she had eaten her.

It took a long time for SI to complete that shoot. People kept rolling her back into the water. :/ "It's drowning!"...
 

MrLemon

 
Banned
Extinguished Light said:
Sports Illustrated, "Gentleman's Quarterly", ESPN, Esquire, even Playboy none of these outlets are really aimed at men anymore.

Gay men and white suburban rich women took over the magazine publishing industry long ago. That's because they are a dying industry and gay/women employees always come in to parasite off the corpses of dying industries. They'll gorge themselves for a while on the rotting carcass, and use them as vehicles to promote their lame ass philosophy, Then they'll jump off and look for a new dying industry to infest.

Meanwhile, hetero men are off creating new, healthy, growing industries.
 

questor70

 
Banned
What IS aimed at men anymore...outside of Chaturbate and the -tube sites that is?

I mean, even Tinder is busy schooling men on proper etiquette, cognitive dissonance or not.

On its surface this feels comical, at its worst, it feels like a deliberate social-engineering strategy aimed at deconstructing and attacking masculinity within our own territory.

Gamergate, comicsgate, force is female, captain marvel, female dr. who etc...

It really feels like a cultural invasion and occupation.
 

Brother Abdul Majeed

Kingfisher
Catholic
Gold Member
The Father said:
Zelcorpion said:
Sports illustrated is gone the way of the Playboy and GQ - a magazine done by women, gays and cucks for women, gays and cucks.

https://goodbyeamericainaphoto.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/pork-illustrated/

beachedwhale2.jpg


PORK ILLUSTRATED

Great headline - she looks like a beached whale. And next to most guys in bed this would look much much worse especially if you put her in the pic next to a hot slim girl, she would look as if she had eaten her.

It took a long time for SI to complete that shoot. People kept rolling her back into the water. :/ "It's drowning!"...

That's a picture of her making her way back to the sea after laying her eggs.
 
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