Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Well David Lynch already tried to do Dune in 1984. Give it to Peter Jackson? I don't know. Dune is a lot more complex than Lord of the Rings.

The person who can do it correctly would have to have the grinding patience and perfectionism of Kubrick.

Windom Earle said:
Slim Shady said:
I was just talking with some forum guys about Dune a few days ago. The imagination and detail in that book is so far superior that this crap. But what director would even be worthy of being given the movie that wouldn't muck it up by making the characters all one dimensional?

David Lynch?
 

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Windom Earle said:
Slim Shady said:
I was just talking with some forum guys about Dune a few days ago. The imagination and detail in that book is so far superior that this crap. But what director would even be worthy of being given the movie that wouldn't muck it up by making the characters all one dimensional?

David Lynch?

Slim Shady said:
Well David Lynch already tried to do Dune in 1984. Give it to Peter Jackson? I don't know. Dune is a lot more complex than Lord of the Rings.

The person who can do it correctly would have to have the grinding patience and perfectionism of Kubrick.


Yeah, i was being fecetious. Here's some trivia for those that didn't know - Lynch actually turned down the directing role for ROTJ.

On a serious note though, Nicolas Winding Refn would get my vote.

He already has a serious interest in it too.

Odd thing, I thought of Winding Refn before actually knowing about the documentary (just discovered it this minute when looking at his film credits).

 
Winding Refn could be art director, but he sucks as a director. Each of his movies basically have mute characters to hide the fact he has no clue how to use dialogue.
 

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Winding Refn could be art director, but he sucks as a director. Each of his movies basically have mute characters to hide the fact he has no clue how to use dialogue.

I don't know about it being a case of incompetence with dialogue as much as it is about restraint employed for setting the tone he wants to achieve.

We're so used to films that come at us at all directions these days, that subtlety and nuance often go unappreciated, even derided.

Look at Drive for example. The general masses were up in arms because it was a "boring" film - not the action-packed mindless drivel that they'd expected it to be.

It's a fucking great film, not for everyone of course, but the backlash takes nothing away from it's appeal as a meaningful arthouse piece of film-making.

And do we want a Dune for the masses? We obviously got a recent Star Wars for the masses, which seems to have satisfied them (and those with financial concerns) on almost every level; except it didn't reach the dizzying heights that hard-core fans had hoped for, but I guess that's the trade-off and is to be expected.
 

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Ahsoka Tano. a female jedi, from the Star Wars TV series had more character growth than Rey. She started off as an impulsive padawan who over the course of the series became quite competent in the force. Her skills she had to to work for more so than Rey. I'm not sure why they couldn't do something similar in the movie. Hopefully Rey was trained as kid as a Jedi, memory wiped, and taken away to give some reason why she is able to use the force so well. If she keeps up at this pace, Kylo will be totally useless as a villain next time she fights him.

The easiest way out of this box canyon they've ridden her character into would be to (heh heh heh) agree and amplify: in Ep 8, portray her as capable when stressed but suicidally overconfident once she's had a bit of training from Luke.

Remember Luke's path in ESB: he's drawn out of his training because Vader is torturing his friends. The conversation basically goes:

Luke: But I can help them! I feel the Force!
Ben: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you - when you will be tempted by the Dark Side of the Force.
Yoda: Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave - remember your failure at the cave.
Luke: But I've learned so much since then - Master Yoda, I promise to return and finish what I've begun, you have my word.

To his credit, by the end of this conversation and scene, Luke understands that he's facing Vader alone, without Ben interfering, and at least has some notion of how dangerous what he's doing is.

You could run almost a parallel scene with Rey arrogantly deciding after a month or two of training that she's got what it takes to beat Ren outright, and declaring Luke's taught her everything she needs to know and she's heading off to end Ren's threat once and for all. This would send a chill down Luke's back and drive a nice, hot conflict-driven scene where Luke begs her not to go and make exactly the same mistake he did, or even worse since at least he did it out of having no alternative.

The following scene being a curbstomp by Ren, who is much more settled, much more capable, and much better able to handle her. This would even be a necessary step on the path for Rey if we wanted to be kind and allow her to develop into a more fucking humble human being and balanced heroine.

The problem being, of course, that this sort of scene is pretty much unfilmable politically now. As Rey's been thrown in as a hero for all those "downtrodden" fictional second fiddle female characters everywhere, you basically cannot spit in her eye without inviting a dreadful feminist backlash for beating up on a chick. I don't know if Rian Johnson is quite up to writing such a movie, or having enough clout to get it past Disney.

Slim Shady said:
Well David Lynch already tried to do Dune in 1984. Give it to Peter Jackson? I don't know. Dune is a lot more complex than Lord of the Rings.

The person who can do it correctly would have to have the grinding patience and perfectionism of Kubrick.

I'd like to see Fincher's take on it. He's at least unswerving on his vision and he's perfectly willing to turn in pretty disturbing films.
 
Was reading the comments section on ScreenRant.com about the movie regarding the biggest reveals/spoilers. There are a ton of normal comments with people doing what you expect (pretty PG rated stuff mainly) and then I came across this gem out of nowhere:

**spoilers** I think the most shocking reveal was during that fight towards the middle. They’re all fighting and suddenly they just stop. Rey bends over and starts taking it hard in the choochoo. I mean, I was shocked. She’s taking some hard d in her dirty b like a pro. The lens flare on the money shot made the freaking movie for me. Props to JJ for not going cgi on the butt banging. A+

Source: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-force-awakens-spoilers-reveals/comment-page-1/#comments

:laugh:
 

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The Black Knight said:
Was reading the comments section on ScreenRant.com about the movie regarding the biggest reveals/spoilers. There are a ton of normal comments with people doing what you expect (pretty PG rated stuff mainly) and then I came across this gem out of nowhere:

**spoilers** I think the most shocking reveal was during that fight towards the middle. They’re all fighting and suddenly they just stop. Rey bends over and starts taking it hard in the choochoo. I mean, I was shocked. She’s taking some hard d in her dirty b like a pro. The lens flare on the money shot made the freaking movie for me. Props to JJ for not going cgi on the butt banging. A+

Source: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-force-awakens-spoilers-reveals/comment-page-1/#comments

:laugh:


Hmmm.
Wonder if the porn parody will be :
Star Wars: The Forced Awidening ?
 

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Not a big starwars fan, but went to see the movie as my date had an extra ticket. Agree that Finn and Poe together felt like great onscene chemistry. I don't think we'll see more of it though. Could someone explain to me how Finn was able to almost go toe to toe with Kylo in the forest? I thought at first Finn maybe had some of the force in him as in the beginning scenes kylo stopped and looked at him while Finn was in his storm troopers outfit. Any thoughts?

-CD

After Kylo killed Han, Chewbacca shot him with his bowcaster leaving him badly injured. Finn was very lucky that that Kylo was fighting without the use of half his body.

There's not enough info to discern if Finn was force-sensitive. You don't have to be force-sensitive to wield a lightsaber(i.e., General Grievous in Episode III). Maybe Kylo just sensed the fear in Finn during that raid scene.
 

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BB8 was boring compared to R2d2. A beachball that can move fast and has wires. R2D2 is a much older model had more charisma, features (almost too much), and overall design. The head is rip off of R2D2. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Here-What-BB-8-Almost-Looked-Like-Force-Awakens-102347.html

This concept is pretty sweet though. Although he wouldn't be able to turn easily it looks like. Although restrictions can allow for greater art, so his limitation might have made him more endearing.
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Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

The SJWs in hollywood missed a good opportunity there.

Finn and Poe become gay lovers and share a tender kiss in the sunset as T fighters scream by overhead.

During the final scene on the sea cliff Rey reveals "she" has a dick.

*end credits*
 

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The over emotional temper tantrum teenager who thinks he's a bad ass with a fucking mask. They literally couldn't of casted a worse person to play Kylo Ren. Even the voice over for him with the mask on was horrible. He just looks like a little bitch who can't control his emotions. The outfit was pretty cool but the man beneath him wasn't.

I had the thought that this version of a villain is supposed to be like the kid who grows up in a broken home and then later goes on a shooting spree.
 

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Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

Nah, they won't go that far.

They have already cast a famous bi-racial british actress for the next movie and she seems the obvious partner for Finn. Which leaves Rey for Poe and avoids any controversy whether interracial or homosexual.
 

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^^^just a rumor, she's not going to be in any Star Wars films from what I've heard.

Highly doubt that Rey will have any romantic partner in the films. She's going to spend the majority of the next film training with Luke.
 

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Just saw this movie today and it was great. Probably going to see it another time in 3D IMAX as I saw it in 2D today.
 

kbell

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More likely Rey will train Luke in the force since she will be Yoda level by next film. Teaching a woman is mansplaining.
 

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Against my better judgement I went to go see this last Saturday, if only to see how serious the damage was.

I was floored. J.J Abrams has managed to do the impossible - make a Star Wars movie that was worse than Episode I. I was so disgusted I nearly left half-way through.

The entire film reads as if Abrams crowd-sourced the script by asking Tumblr to plagiarize A New Hope. Zero originality and horrendous character development - much of which has already been discussed above. It's clear that this was written for ADD-afflicted millenials who wouldn't be able to stand three seconds of plot or character development before pulling out their smartphones.

El Chinito loco said:
_GQ_ said:
Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

The SJWs in hollywood missed a good opportunity there.

Finn and Poe become gay lovers and share a tender kiss in the sunset as T fighters scream by overhead.

I'll bet Abrams makes up some stupid love-triangle where Finn wants Rey, Rey wants Poe, and Poe wants Finn.

Wait, scratch that. No way Tumblr would approve of their feminist superhero finding a straight white male desirable.

Here's my guess, Finn wants Rey, Poe wants both Rey and Finn (because he's bi, and hence "so cool"), and Rey rejects both and continues to come off as a right cunt, as (I think) the Brits would term her.
 

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In all seriousness, if there's any romance in this film it'll definitely be between Finn and Rey. They already have a history together, Rey won't have anything with Poe since she's spending the majority of the next film training with Luke.
 

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Aaaaand just in case you thought making a female protagonist would placate the SJW hordes for more than 12 days:

http://www.news.com.au/finance/busi...e/news-story/8967d9b6c1c13fd5a3a0591248965ee4

Fans shopping for The Force Awakens merchandise have taken to Twitter to express their outrage that Daisy Ridley’s character, Rey, seems to be largely missing from shelves.
The hashtag #WheresRey was first started earlier this month when fans noticed one box set featured Finn, Chewbacca, Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren, a stormtrooper and a TIE fighter pilot.
“The lack of Rey toys is depressing,” tweeted Entertainment Weekly journalist Anthony Breznican. “Any kid would be disappointed to get a TIE pilot instead of her. #wheresrey”
Erin Gilson wrote: “My daughter noticed within two seconds and actually said, ‘Where’s Rey, mom?’”
Stephanie Evans wrote: “Do better @hasbro, @Disney, and @Target. We find your lack of female #StarWars toys disturbing. Because it’s 2015.”

Heather Parker noted that Toys ‘R’ Us had 264 toys categorised under The Force Awakens, only six of which featured Rey.
“The relative dearth of toys depicting Rey tells everyone (but especially children) that even a female heroine isn’t worth playing with,” she wrote.
Other fans also pointed out Rey’s conspicuous absence from the Millennium Falcon toy set, despite the fact she pilots the iconic spaceship in the film. “Um, shouldn’t Rey have been included in the new Millennium Falcon toy set?” asked Jen Mayhew.

Seriously. These fuckers are now complaining that the plastic shit they buy their kids doesn't have sufficient vagina. Hopefully -- although it's a pale hope -- Abrams and/or Disney will take the hint. It doesn't matter how much you try to please femtards, they are like unions: they will always, always demand more and will always, always find an excuse to call you a sexist.
 
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