I've gave it a lot of thought and have decided that suits are beta.
-Yes, Frank Sinatra, Steve McQueen and every fucking legendary player since suits came about was a Beta Bitch. All of us in the Suited Up arena are completely wrong.
-In fact, lets play a game El Mechanico and we can start a thread uploading photos of the girls that myself and other suit wearing players such as G-Manifesto pull and you can upload pictures of girls you pull. Then we can allow the forum to decide if wearing suits are Beta.
Oh wait, why waste our time?
Why?
1. You lose mobility in your arms. (please don't argue this fact)
-Incorrect. If you buy your suit from JCPenny's then yes, however when you buy suits in high-end fabric and have them tailored perfectly, you have plenty of mobility.
2. People are forced to wear them. Umm fuck you very much I'll wear what I want.
-Who's being forced? I'm not required to at my 'job' but I do.
3. Makes shoulders bigger. Who needs this feature? Skinny weaklings.
-So wear clothes that do NOT flatter your body? Hmm.
4. A jacket that doesn't keep you warm? WTF?
-Once again, depends on the fabric.
5. A jacket that makes you hot that you have to carry?
-See the answer to #4.
I'm sure you'll have plenty of sarcastic replies El Mechanico, but clearly you don't understand that not everyone on this forum likes wearing mechanic overalls, while trolling the local K-Mart parking lot for white-trash girls while picking the grease out from under our fingernails.
The End.