Taxpayers Spend $3.5 Million to Find Out Why Lesbians Are Fat

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bacon

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Its almost worth the 3.5 million to get the scientific data that proves the stereotype of the fat dyke is in fact true. Also this study might explain the lesbian death bed theory as it appears not even lesbians want to have sex with fat women.
 
bacon said:
Its almost worth the 3.5 million to get the scientific data that proves the stereotype of the fat dyke is in fact true. Also this study might explain the lesbian death bed theory as it appears not even lesbians want to have sex with fat women.

What a surprise there heh.

Of course I could have told you that myself.

Men want sex much more often than women - higher T count etc.

So the most sex have gays, followed by heterosexual relationships and last are lesbians. Putting together two women who only once per month for a few days experience a similar sex drive as men, well that does not bode well.

Purely from a logical viewpoint they will have less sex. The problem becomes worse as many of them are overweight, which curbs their sexual appetite even more.

Now - even if gays have more sex than heterosexual couples, that in itself does not mean that their "unions" are superior. Most of them have the majority of their sex with other men beside their "husbands".
 

Parlay44

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Well testosterone is the world's greatest fat burner. And since lesbians are T-Deficient they're naturally going to balloon up over time.

And since gay men are constantly recycling each other's testosterone their T levels will always be high and they'll always be thin and muscular.

:laugh:
 

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aSimpNamedBrokeback said:
Its some real chicken and egg type shit. They don't like men, but then they don't like women either https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death

Ha I was just about to bring up the chicken and egg thing. Are these women lesbians because they're fat, or are they fat because they're lesbians?

A lot of women end up being lesbian because they can't attract men, and end up pairing up with other ugly/fat women.

It's kind of reassuring that most lesbians are fat, as there is a small but growing segment of very attractive younger women going lez. Hopefully it will remain marginal.
 
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