The 2016 Predictions Thread

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spokepoker said:
Some major event (ISIS attack, congressman assassinated, etc.) will cause Obama to "postpone" the elections for a few years until things "return to normal".

The Constitution clearly states that presidential elections take place every 4 years. Obama attempting to get around that would lead to his impeachment and removal.

The Democrats fail to win the White House after 8 years of Obama. Trump/Cruz/Rubio win, and the GOP stays in control of the House and Senate.

The return to normality continues.

I go to AA meetings.

The US fails to win a medal in weightlifting, yet again. The Chinese and Russians win the majority.
 
-Trump will win the Republican nomination while Bernie wins the Democrat nomination, destroying the DINO-RINO coalition for another 4 years at least. Most insane election in our lifetimes will follow

- Major American sports winners will be

Super Bowl: Pittsburgh Steelers
Stanley Cup: Washington Capitals
NBA Champion: Golden State Warriors
World Series: Chicago Cubs (longshot I know but I'm hoping for a big year)

- Transgender acceptance and the BLM movements will fade in 2016 the same way the "rape culture" movement did in 2015. Momentum from college campuses will be shifted to the free tuition movement after Bernie's nomination

- Major terrorist attack will happen in a European country, America will have a San Bernadino sized one at most

I don't understand the Hillary hype. After 8 years of Obama, everyone's going to want a change and the libtards probably think more free stuff is the answer. I don't think even with the media on Hillary's dick(?) the voter base will elect a carbon copy of Obama
 

Suits

 
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A low post, high rep forum member is outted as a lead Trump political strategist.

A RVF club house is established in Bangkok, Thailand, but loses popularity with forum patrons after being repeatedly visited by the IRT and Dash Global. It closes 6 months after opening.

A RVF members only hedge fund gains popularity and earns a 27% annual profit after betting against the market in the third quarter of 2016.

A 32 year old new member posts a thread in the newbie forum regarding the frustrations he is experiencing while trying to lose his virginity. After being counselled and supported by various pillars of the community, he goes on to rack up 43 notches before the end of the year, including a 17 notch run in the Philippines.

Lindy West dies of complications arising from an infected chicken nugget lodged in her large intestine while recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery.

A major African warlord joins the forum, but is banned after posting a datasheet which describes how to fatten up your wives to gain respect within your social circle.

After 80 white knights mysteriously get their asses kicked in a small Arkansas town, federal investigators comb the RVF looking for clues.

A respected forum member launches a bespoke suit company, shipping quality product from a small, rural Chinese village to delighted customers all over the world. When feminists connect the company to the Forum and launch an attack on social media urging the boycott of his products, the forum member alters his company's logo to include a skyward middle finger.

A fourth moderator is chosen, so that Roosh can focus more time on a new secret project.
 

Habano

Sparrow
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2016 Election. Trump/Cruz vs. Clinton/Sanders. It will come down to the wire, but Trump/Cruz prevail despite losing the popular vote (thanks to the Electoral College). Trump/Cruz eek out narrow wins in the swing states of Ohio, Florida, and Virginia to make it happen.

Terrorism. Shooting sprees in the U.S. and Europe will continue as the elite refuse to address the problem of radical Islam. But the headline-grabbing event will occur in Rio de Janeiro during the Olympics.

Economy and Financial Markets. Two major events will make it a bear year. First, the Federal Reserve will incrementally raise interest rates into late summer and then drop them as the 2016 Election approaches to try to keep a Democrat in the White House. The lack of certitude, however, will cause the financial markets to decline. Second, tensions in the E.U. will continue to escalate, culminating in the exit of Greece (the "Grexit") during the early fall. The exit of the first (but not the last) member will cause worldwide financial market instability.

Cultural Decline. Cities on the east and west coasts of the U.S. will slide closer to DEFCOCK 1 status. Enter Montreal or Toronto at your own risk. In the U.S., SJWs will begin to have success in pushing polygamy and bestiality in addition to gay/transgender rights.

California. A large earthquake (north of 7.0) will hit Southern California. Low body count, but extensive property damage.

China-U.S. Relations. Relations take a sharp decline as the prospects of a Trump presidency increase. Also, during the summer, an international incident will occur when a U.S. military aircraft flies too close to one of China's artificial islands in the South China Sea; the plane will be shot down and the pilot will be killed.

MH 370. The plane's wreckage will finally be found in the South Indian Ocean. Examination of the wreckage will reveal that the cause of the crash was that the pilots intentionally diverted course to kill everyone aboard (possibly motivated by radical Islam).

NFL. Payton Manning retires. The appellate court reviewing the Brady suspension case will overrule the district court's decision, concluding that Roger Goodell acted within the bounds of the NFL's collective bargaining agreement when he suspended Brady. Tom will not play the first four games of the 2016 season.

Miley Cyrus. Her last year in the limelight. In a drug-induced craze, she will tear off her fake tits and giant strap-on during a concert. She will subsequently go the way of Amanda Bynes and be hospitalized for psychiatric reasons.
 

LE50

Sparrow
Hahaha, Suits, sick post. I laughed a lot. A good start to the day.

Merkal stays in power.

This one isn't all that daring, seeing how elections are in 2017.


My prediction:

A previously successful right wing party leader in Europe will mention Hitler as a positive example in a speech, causing global outrage and subsequently losing office.
 

philosophical_recovery

Hummingbird
Gold Member
I think that the nature of politics and the path of history is going to make the future, especially with the upcoming Trumpening (whether he wins or not), increasingly difficult to predict.

So, I expect the great bifurcation to initiate very soon:
[img=480x360]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/LogisticMap_BifurcationDiagram.png[/img]
Bifurcation theory studies and classifies phenomena characterized by sudden shifts in behavior arising from small changes in circumstances, analysing how the qualitative nature of equation solutions depends on the parameters that appear in the equation. This may lead to sudden and dramatic changes, for example the unpredictable timing and magnitude of a landslide.
See also: Black Swan

Why I think this year is different:

  • Too many increasingly violent interests. See Black Bolshevik Lives Matter (BLM)
  • High popularity of anti-establishment candidates (Sanders and Trump)
  • Employment, as measured by Labor Force Participation Rate, continues to drop and nobody mainstream appears to be acknowledging reality, but instead talks about government manipulated "unemployment" numbers. This is in spite of the fact that something like 38% of people over 16 are not working.
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  • The seeds that heavily manipulated and bureaucratized public schools cultural marxist academies planted in the 20th century have finally started to bear fruit. See feminism, BLM, White Privilege, science as a religion, atheism as a religion, anti-christianity and pro-islam as a religion, etc.

Sanders or Trump being elected are the first, clean split off of the fairly boring trend line.The splits after that are events following either election that result in swift, unpredictable changes. In either case, there is enough inertia in the upcoming chaos that anything could really happen.

I'm not sure if Hillary being elected will also trigger the bifurcation. Hillary may delay the great unraveling until 2020. Or something else will trigger it. There's simply too much bad inertia, but the existing congress/lobbyist/education/bullshit bubble may be able to forestall the trigger for just another presidential cycle.

With Sanders being a weak, old, anti-establishment communist, I fully expect the establishment left wing to ensure that Natural Causes happens sooner rather than later. So, his running mate will have a larger impact than himself. Backlash by his followers will depend heavily on what has happened in the BLM movement (which isn't his follower contingent, but they will train and breed this antagonism when they see the opportunity). The momentum of the U.S. winning since the Industrial Revolution is almost completely spent. Too much welfare, communist ideas, public school fueling of self-hate and the breakdown of the family unit has finally become too much for the U.S. to maintain itself on top. Death by a thousand cuts. The strong, powerful, only birth of a place that created the Declaration of Independence will be maintained only by name, not in ideas, and will start to balkanize.

Trump being elected is the only real chance of America being the place of Liberty and Capitalism as ideas to survive. This puts him in direct opposition to the BLM and other offshoot movements. Blocking off airports and malls at Christmas is only the start. The only way to successfully deal with the self-hating useful idiots will be swift violence, if that is the path chosen.

However, the use of violence to stop the growing, indoctrinated mob, will breed even more radical elements.
BLM and the like will have a target on Trump's back, so his Vice President, if change is to happen in a good way, will have to be an even bigger shitlord and troll that he is himself. Or, some other strange variant that instills too much fear in the establishment to go after Trump, if it is even possible to cause fear in those whose amygdala's are fundamentally damaged.

I'll be prepared, with my savings, ready to move to a more favorable state, make sure my weapons are well-oiled with plentiful ammunition. And, lots of popcorn. Because it'll be entertaining for quite some time. Hopefully most of the forum members, including myself, will be able to stay out of the wrong kind of trouble. I'd rather help rebuild a nation founded on the ideas of liberty, capitalism, and equality of opportunity than have to ever use my weapons. If I see a favorable state, I'll run to it. But, I also accept the possibility of that never happening. We'll see, soon enough anyway.

That, and I'll have a lot of popcorn.
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