The Aliblahblah "Get Well Soon!" Thread

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renotime

renotime

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I was wondering why Ali was walking down the stairs like my dead grandfather at the bar.

Get well soon, Ali.

In other news I lost my debit card and got a hole in my radiator.

Don't be dumb like me and keep half your net worth in your checking account. Some bum might be driving around in a used pinto right now on my dime.
 
Aliblahba

Aliblahba

 
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Samseau said:
Listen man, you gotta lay off the booze. You just fucked up your ankle... for what??????

Game sober man. Come to the light side
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That ankle was jacked from countless sprains. It was only a matter of time. Same one that was fucked up when I went to Clearwater to meet Emech.

Captain Ahab said:
I'm not saying Ali is a prophet but he might as well start a church the way yall keep "following him."

Seriously man start a blog.
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Too many player blogs out there. Besides, look at what happens when you go showing off.

I appreciate all ya'lls comments. I never felt so much pain. My ankle is fucking throbbing and the pills won't help much. Apparently I'm allergic to morphine. I freaked out and accused the doc of cutting off my leg and throwing it in the fire.

Then when a nurse came in I told her I'd fuck her in the ass. My mom and sis were in the room.
 
el mechanico

el mechanico

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worldwidetraveler said:
el mechanico said:
Whats up with the two clowns that rated this thread one star? Ankle injury isn't good enough?
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Soup cronies...
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Soups extra Rvf profiles. I never heard of those two soooooo....

I'm calling both of you out! What's your dealio?
 
Aliblahba

Aliblahba

 
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Family will be taking care of me from here on out. My sister is a bringing plush couch so I'll have a place to sleep, as I won't see upstairs for quiet some time.

Thanks Wald.

Anyway, the first of the night went well hanging out with renotime and JK. The shit talking commenced. It's nice to meet up with members talk mad smack. No passive aggressive bullshit last night. I bounced out and went to a hotel to see if they had rooms. That's where I busted the ankle. So I'm laying out there in extreme pain, and I figured they thought I was falling down drunk. The cop came and hooked me up. Was glad the other guys weren't around to deal with the drama. Then I get into it with the "Waaaambalance" guys cause they tried to cut off my new Fry's. Fuck you bitches.

Haha. I accidentally rated the thread 1 star also. Oops. Not sure why the other two guys did. Starting drama I guess.
 
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Atlanta is Ali's home town? At least where his mom/sis/family lives?

And injury was bound to happen since ankle fucked from past abuse?

In that case.. lucky bastard.

Imagine this in 3rd world shithole with half a surgeon and three nurses per one million people.
 
Aliblahba

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Norset said:
Atlanta is Ali's home town? At least where his mom/sis/family lives?

And injury was bound to happen since ankle fucked from past abuse?

In that case.. lucky bastard.

Imagine this in 3rd world shithole with half a surgeon and three nurses per one million people.
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I count my blessings. I've been injured abroad and it sucks and is a lonely feeling. At least once in Kuwait I had a cute lil pinay take care of me. Our healthcare system has problems, but I've seen hospitals overseas that was fucking horrible.

My sister held my hand through the whole thing. Also gotta give a shout out to an anonymous member who I called worried about getting put to sleep.
 
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JoyStick

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Blackmagic said:
How is the scene in Athens during the summer? Is it worth the 70 minute drive out from Atlanta before the students get back or should I wait until football starts again? I imagine Athens is normally full of the hot pieces of barely legal tale I've seen in Buckhead the last couple of weekends.
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Athens is like a ghost town in the summer. definitely wait until school starts back up in the fall.
 
Duke Castile

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Basil it's impossible to cut him off, if anything you'll be drinking more to make the ensuing rant more tolerable.

Sorry to hear it Ali, at least I'm not the only one getting injured in the line of duty.
 
Aliblahba

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Fisto said:
Basil it's impossible to cut him off, if anything you'll be drinking more to make the ensuing rant more tolerable.
That's cause when I get drunk I use 4-5 syllable words that hurt fisto's head, causing him to drink more.

Sorry to hear it Ali, at least I'm not the only one getting injured in the line of duty.
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I've broken bones but this is another level of pain. Dumbfucks last night wouldn't take me to the VA hospital. Gonna be costly.
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samsamsam

samsamsam

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Fisto said:
Basil it's impossible to cut him off, if anything you'll be drinking more to make the ensuing rant more tolerable.

Sorry to hear it Ali, at least I'm not the only one getting injured in the line of duty.
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Do I hear a thread "Swooping Injuries?" I am not sure if I wanna hear about forum members penis injuries lol.

On a serious note, I hope your cut is getting better Fisto.
 
Lothario

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Aliblahba said:
I've broken bones but this is another level of pain. Dumbfucks last night wouldn't take me to the VA hospital. Gonna be costly.
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Leave the Health care facility you are at AMA (Against Medical Advice) and have a friend drive you the nearest, Biggest VA Hospital, Sign a release of medical records form at the VA and VA will get your records from this healthcare facility you are at.
 
Duke Castile

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SSS I'm like wolverine don't worry. Somehow and it's surprisanating to me, but it's made me even more handsome. Healed.


THC is cool.
 
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