The Aliblahblah "Get Well Soon!" Thread

[Aliblahba]

Went under the knife this morning. Things moved quick, but the end result was two ligaments reattached, 9 screws and 1 plate. It's going to be some time before I get well. I didn't realize how bad it was. Still high as fuck, but when the local anesthesia wears off in a few hours I'll be whining like a feminist bitch. They all warned me. This is a different level of pain I've never felt. The nurse told me to stop crying over taking pain pills and be prepared to double up on the oxycodone. :s

The regiment I was on to reduce swelling was key, as they didn't expect to cut me open today, but rather screw in an external fixator. That still may be in the works. The surgeon was surprised. ACV, tart cherry, coconut water, no smoking or drinking, and keeping it elevated did the trick. Oh, I dusted some baking soda on it too. J/K. :tard:

Props to Emech for the tart cherry supplements.

 

[Menace]

Ali,

Pain management is really important. You don't need to be a tough guy. The sooner you get the pain under control the sooner you can start rehab. Anyway, get well soon.

 

[el mechanico]

I'm doing a road trip 4th weekend, may stop in, hit on your mom and sister, drink all your booze.

Seriously I'm going on a road trip destination Exotic Gem mining wherever in North Carolina. Where should I go?

 

[Vicious]

Woah, this is real? I thought it was Ali pulling another fast one on us with me saying to myself "not this time bud!"

Get well!

 

[Aliblahba]

Ali,

Pain management is really important. You don't need to be a tough guy. The sooner you get the pain under control the sooner you can start rehab. Anyway, get well soon.

I've never taken pain pills, and got schooled by the nurses from not taking on a more constant basis. Didn't know pain management played such an important role in recovery. I thought it was "no pain, no gain". No tough guy here anymore, time to listen to the pros. Thanks Menace.

I'm doing a road trip 4th weekend, may stop in, hit on your mom and sister, drink all your booze.

Seriously I'm going on a road trip destination Exotic Gem mining wherever in North Carolina. Where should I go?

If my sis smells money on you she'll attack with a mega hamster. Gem mining is a huge ripoff. They import low grade sapphires from India and mix into the dirt. Basically, you'll drive 12 hrs to get trolled by Indian Ruby Trolls.

Woah, this is real? I thought it was Ali pulling another fast one on us with me saying to myself "not this time bud!"

Get well!

I wish I was bullshitting. It hurts so bad I have to sit-pee. I don't want to hear a peep outta you vicious.

 

[Vicious]

Oh the irony. Finally you're European too.

 

[Aliblahba]

This fucking sucks. I'm full on going crazy at this point. I've successfully visited every single website on the internet, masturbated to 80% of those, changed my name, fucked a monkey, beat ME3, cried at Ole Yeller again, trolled the forum until Roosh got pissed, and sent dick pics to Tuth.

Injury=dry spell.

Bishes want me to come to them, but I can't drive with a cast on my right foot. One would think upstanding members in Athens could send me some leftovers....or at least some dirty panties from previous exploits. :huh:

 

[el mechanico]

Must be bored, 20+ posts here only 930 am. lol
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[AneroidOcean]

God damn Aliblahba, wtf. I just saw this.

Where are you at now? Can we get an update? Did anyone send you any dirty panties or did delicioustacos re-route that shipment to himself?

 

[Kickb]

I thin El Mech has administrative privileges. Where do you find that information!

 

[Hades]

I thin El Mech has administrative privileges. Where do you find that information!

Google roosh v forum board statistics. I think the website that aggregates information like that is boardreader.

 

[Aliblahba]

God damn Aliblahba, wtf. I just saw this.

Where are you at now? Can we get an update? Did anyone send you any dirty panties or did delicioustacos re-route that shipment to himself?

No dirty panties. The guys couldn't find a box big enough. Got two more weeks before the cast comes off. Still around the ATL in a holding pattern.

 

[TheSlayer]

I thin El Mech has administrative privileges. Where do you find that information!

You don't need administrative privileges for this.

When you are on the main forum page:

http://www.rooshvforum.com/index.php

Go to the bottom of the page on the right and click on "Forum Statistics". There you have it.

 

[dk902]

I know you're on a top secret mission there but can you reveal if there have been any sightings of IRT in Athens?

 

[renotime]

We have found his complex.

 

[iknowexactly]

think about denial in boozing. if you're still off it, may be a good time.

 

[Aliblahba]

I know you're on a top secret mission there but can you reveal if there have been any sightings of IRT in Athens?

The IRT got away. For now.

think about denial in boozing. if you're still off it, may be a good time.

I never denied being drunk. Admission is the first step to the road to the bar. J/K.

I've had time to think about A LOT of productive shit and will be executing when the time is right. Remove pussy and beer from a man's life, and he really will get shit done. Go figure.

 

[Aliblahba]

Walking with two canes now. In a week I should be down to one, and out of this boot in less than a month. This sucks balls.

On the bright side I have a girl from POF that I've called 4 times and text message every few days. She's still waiting patiently to hangout. It's been 3 months. That's the power of text game. Gotta give Emech props for teaching me that skill. I used to hate texting unless I was hiding. It's just a necessary evil.

 

[Aliblahba]

Went back to see Dr. Death this week. He gave me the ok to back to work, that I was 100%. WTF? I still can barely walk down the stairs. Leave it to the VA. Not once did ole saw bones touch my foot to check for mobility or mention physical therapy. I still can't even do a full squat. Oh well, you pay for what you get. After getting a few legalities squared away, I'll start back to the grind after turkey day I reckon. Vacations over.

Biggest lesson learned during this event. If you're a single white male, don't expect any assistance from the guv. The system isn't there for you. We're expected to work till we fall over dead, with our high taxes paying for others to milk the system. Go figure.

 

[eradicator]

glad to hear you got better, even if you might not be 100%, at least you function, sort of?