The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars

[XPQ22]

Oh, fuck me. Why? Why is it every motherfucker who went to jail once wants to spend his life trying to get back inside it, if only to interview the people he was shit-scared of for six months? Why does every stupid bastard who does under a year or so think that the non-fixable scumbags who occupy most of our prisons suddenly are people who just need to be "helped"? Why do they all think hardened cons and mentally ill burnt-out cases are going to be saved by a guy whose only capacity to "help" them is to get them smaller sentences or get them out completely?

Same kind of narcissistic hubris that makes one think that withdrawing 2 mil of other people's money is okay, and on top of that not even being particularly smart about the caper, and apparently either not thinking or not caring someone somewhere was going to be extremely pissed-off about it. :tard:

This is as bad as fucked-up girls from bad families always going off to study psychology.

They never seem to learn much about narcissistic hubris! That's unfortunate.

One time several years ago I was using one of my bank's automated phone systems to check something out on my account. Somehow I either entered my PIN code, account number, or both incorrectly, and suddenly that computer voice comes on the line and says something like "Welcome! Your checking account balance is $237,000. Command?"

I quietly hung up.

 

[Leonard D Neubache]

If the bastard was smart he'd have buried that two mil somewhere safe and made up a story about gambling and whores. 2.25 years in the clink would put the payday at a little under a mil a year (tax free to boot). Well worth it for the average schmuck.

As long as you claim to have lost it to seedy operators then there'd be no easy way to disprove your theory.

Not moral of course. Must be my convict heritage bleeding through.

Wrong analysis here. He didn't withdraw the 2 mil at once. He withdrew it in a span of 2 years. The guy doesn't have a time machine in his hand how would he know he'd be able to withdraw 2 mil in 2 years?

He probably slowly spent the money and it added up in the long run.

Noting wrong with the analysis.

The second you realise that you're overdrawing more than you're supposed to be allowed to you have two options. Either ring the bank and inform them of the error or go online and check your credit limit.

Simple.

 

[ms224]

At least he didn't waste it on stupid shit.

 

[Foolsgo1d]

This is the banks fault if you ask me. Not his. What do you expect for him to do?

Well gee I don't know, realise its a mistake and point it out? The guy is lucky AUS is lenient on him because I've heard of a few stories like this and they didn't end well.

"I didn't know" is not a good reason. He knew something wasn't right but stupid is as stupid does.

I wonder what would happen to him if he found a briefcase full of money.

 

[armenia4ever]

I hope he got laid from some of those strippers.

 

[RatInTheWoods]

I spent 2 Million on beak and hookers, and wasted the rest.