The best Chinglish (Chinese to English) translations

[Caduceus]

RVF needs some more humor:

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[Caduceus]

Food & menu category:

 

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[Hermetic Seal]

Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West.

In 2005, some Chinese guy(s) put out a bootleg of Episode III with Chinese subtitles created from listening to the film, which weren't entirely accurate. The DVD also had English subtitles, which weren't from the original script but were machine translated (badly) from what the bootleggers heard. The results were epic.

Then some absolute heroes decided to dub the whole movie with the bootleg Chinese script. It's a real work of art, almost Shakespearean; the whole thing is worth watching, but you can find highlights on YouTube with just the funniest parts.

 

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I'm laughing my ass off at these Chinglish examples, there are some real gems that I've never seen so far! Great job

May I contribute this little bit of Cronglish:

 

[Aceto Balsamico]

 

[Thomas More]

I'm dying here!!

I wonder if Chinese girls get these sayings tattooed on their backs?

 

[Caduceus]

 

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Food and menus (part 2)

 

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[66Scorpio]

I'm dying here!!

I wonder if Chinese girls get these sayings tattooed on their backs?

No, but young girls will wear t-shirts English slogans on them that they (and their parents) obviously don't understand.

 

[66Scorpio]

One that's missing is "Slip Carefully!" which is all over the place including hotel showers and tourist sights that have a body of water.

 

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[Gaboyski]

Where's the classic Nokia

connocting poopie

 

[Bird]

I have tears in my eyes, man, this is so funny.
There are signs that I'm not getting the message at all.

My favorite one: I can't find it on google but it's delicious

 

[Pontmercy]

Sounds trustworthy to me.