The best of xojane

scotian

scotian

Peacock
Gold Member
Wow, I clicked on one of the articles for a laugh and read the above linked article "IT HAPPENED TO ME: I'M A SINGLE MOM WHO GOT PREGNANT AGAIN ON MY FIRST DATE IN 10 YEARS", its a pretty messed up story but the best part is some of the comments, especially this one:

"So I guess the message here is that if you get knocked up when you're a young teenager, go on welfare and use the government to pay for your mistakes, then put out on the first date the road to happiness and fulfillment will be yours. Captain save-a-ho will appear on his white horse and pay all your debts and buy you a house plus be on the hook for child support for someone else's cast off sprog.

Odd thing. I'll bet I can find thousands of other women whose life didn't turn out so rosy when they made the same bad choice but don't let that stop you ladies after all *YOU'RE* special and *WILL* hit the lottery despite your sluttiness and terrible life choices. Don't worry - there is always a man waiting to clean up your mess.

Best reason I can see to avoid American women like the plague and get the heck out if you're even a little bit productive. I could have fixed this 33 year old single father up with a beautiful Asian lady who didn't sleep around and would be a hell of lot easier to live with. Poor guy - this piece is a requiem for a foolish man."
 
D

Donnington93

Robin
I am trying to remember the last time I read a personal essay that was not just somebody blaming society for their own insecurities. My mind is drawing a blank.
 
Ensam

Ensam

Ostrich
Gold Member
The female PUA is the single mom with a deadbeat baby daddy who got another guy to knock her up and foot the bill for both kids.
 
LeBeau

LeBeau

Ostrich
Gold Member
Sometimes I wonder if it'd be worth it to link our threads like this in some of the XOjane/Jezebel comments, that maybe a couple women would get a wake up call, or at the very least, we'd all have more entertainment (like when girls ask Roosh to take things down).

That said, I also feel like raising a Red Pill army is best done in secret, can't tip off too many Kaiju in advance. (Kaiju - credit Soup)
 
V

Veloce

Crow
Gold Member
It's OK to Have Super Specific Dating Requirements -- (I Know I Do!)

^^^There are over 800 comments on that article. 8-fucking-hundred.

As if the self-indulgent articles weren't enough of a timesink for these deluded hamsters, there needs to be 800+ inane comments bantering about an inane article.

Honestly this is like when I listen to the news and hear about genocides in Africa and that horrible train crash in Spain. I'd just rather not know shit like this exists.
 
scorpion

scorpion

Hummingbird
Gold Member
Adventures in Street Dancing, From Ryan Gosling Asking for My Number to Being Forced Into an Ambulance

barbiefirehydrants-1.jpg


I used to get turned away a lot from clubs, but I decided to refuse to be told where I could or could not dance.

So I got the idea that I’d bring my headphones and dance on the sidewalk in front of these establishments. Soon after, when I was told I wasn’t allowed to dance on the sidewalks, I took my dancing to the streets because I thought, well no one owns the streets, and the only people that could tell me to stop, are the cops.

...

One time near West Broadway and Broome, I was happily dancing away when suddenly the cops, a fire truck and ambulance arrived. The head of the fire department in SoHo proceeded to ask if I was okay. I said "Yes, I’m OK,” and just as I was about to be let go, the fireman asked others what they thought. As a result of their responses, I was then told that if I didn’t get in the ambulance, I would be arrested.

I had no choice but to listen. I got put in the ambulance. Once we arrived at the hospital, I was taken to the ER. It was there that I would get a psychological evaluation where I was asked about my condition, where I worked, and why I was dancing in the streets.
Click to expand...

Next level attention whoring from this Asian feminist.
 
A

A War You Cannot Win

Kingfisher
Oppression and tyrannical patriarchy of the highest order. This is comparable to genocide. This is why I need feminism.

(Disregard dancing in the street like she forgot to take her meds is a potential hazard to herself and people driving cars on the street)
 
DetlefMourning

DetlefMourning

Woodpecker
You know what is fucking hilarious? Upper middle-class white-collar professional college-educated women complaining about oppression and lack of privilege.
 
2Wycked

2Wycked

Ostrich
Gold Member
I know this isn't xojane, but is in the same vein:

"Woman Falls 17 Stories to Her Death; AP Implies She Deserved It"

The offensive, needlessly gendered reporting:

A 35-year-old media executive on a first date plunged to her death Thursday after the railing on her 17th-floor New York City balcony gave way, police said.
Jennifer Rosoff went outside for a cigarette around 12:50 a.m. when she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Her date told her that she probably shouldn't do it, and then moments later, she apparently fell backward and landed on construction scaffolding at the first floor, authorities said. Police spoke to the man and no foul play was suspected.
Click to expand...

Which should be, in her opinion:

A 35-year-old media executive plunged to her death Thursday after the railing on her 17th-floor New York City balcony gave way, police said.
Jennifer Rosoff, who worked for a new media advertising startup called TripleLift, was outside with a friend around 12:50 a.m. when she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Moments later, she apparently fell backward and landed on construction scaffolding at the first floor, authorities said. Police spoke to the friend and no foul play was suspected. Buildings officials took part of the broken railing to examine how it could have given way and plan to determine whether the other balconies in the building are structurally sound.
Click to expand...

Notice she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Dude probably told her that because they had been drinking, probably quite a bit if he was to warn her to not lean on a rail.
 
N

Nolecbo

Woodpecker
Gold Member
We should merge this with the Anthony Weiner thread, his sexting buddy penned a missive for the xojane audience.

ANTHONY WEINER'S SEXTING PARTNER SYDNEY LEATHERS REVEALS HER 10 SECRETS FOR SEDUCING A POLITICIAN

http://www.xojane.com/sex/sydney-leathers-guide-for-sexting-with-politicians


A few gems:
1) She gets to take myspace-style selfies, editing out the horrible tattoos.

2) "When "Inside Edition" asked me what "poking" was, I told them, "Yeah, it's a button on Facebook you push if you want to fuck someone." "
 
...

...

Crow
Gold Member
Seducing a politician? Da fuq?

Politician or no politician, wiener would still be the horny little dog that he is. She is getting delusional from all the media attention that she is getting. I wouldn't blame her, no one talks about Lewhiskey nowadays.

P.S - She should get D slapped.
 
Sombro

Sombro

Ostrich
Agnostic
Nolecbo said:
We should merge this with the Anthony Weiner thread, his sexting buddy penned a missive for the xojane audience.

ANTHONY WEINER'S SEXTING PARTNER SYDNEY LEATHERS REVEALS HER 10 SECRETS FOR SEDUCING A POLITICIAN

http://www.xojane.com/sex/sydney-leathers-guide-for-sexting-with-politicians


A few gems:
1) She gets to take myspace-style selfies, editing out the horrible tattoos and belly fat.

2) "When "Inside Edition" asked me what "poking" was, I told them, "Yeah, it's a button on Facebook you push if you want to fuck someone." "


Remember when guys were sending nude pics of their ex'es and women were trying to make it criminal? Now that the genders are turned around I guess we don't need to have that debate anymore.
Click to expand...

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/08/06/That-s-Really-Terrible

When even a teen girl's magazine is celebrating "'batin'" -- instructing teen girls how to masturbate for older married men -- then our society is now championing an essentially animal-level existence. Not just in terms of morality -- the bien pensants will always scoff at such a bourgeois construction -- but also in terms of intellect. Something the bien pensants once pretended to be interested in championing.

This is lower than moral nihilism -- at least nihilism requires some kind of conscious, intellectual determination at the outset.

This is simply a kind of willful devolution, the human animal deciding to give up the higher functions of its brain and go back to pack-feeding and rutting.
Thinking and standards are difficult and boring.

But Dumb is Easy and Easy is Holy.

It's become a kneejerk response to praise the awful, to binge on guilty pleasures, to feed upon little but the rankest crap.

Isn't this fun? Isn't this terribly naughty? Isn't this thrilling to the spirit, mind, and senses?

It's none of those things. I stand second to no man in appreciation of the erotic or comically transgressive but that's not what we're seeing here. And I'm a bit of a scholar and fan of the vulgar. But this is simply the crudest form of reality tv television, now spreading to print like genital crabs.
Click to expand...
 
S

Sonsowey

Hummingbird
Gold Member
I DATED A MAN WHO WAS 30 YEARS OLDER THAN ME

He was everything a girl could have ever wanted. Smart, handsome, a steady job, well-dressed, and French, Pierre met all of my requirements for boyfriend material.

Our relationship -- which lasted a little over a year -- began when I was studying in Paris during my junior year abroad. I was lonely and depressed from a series of romantic failures and friendships gone awry, and he was getting over a broken heart. We met in a Parisian café on a cold March night and instantly hit it off. It was just like something out of a cheesy romantic comedy.

Except for the fact that Pierre was 30 years older than me.

http://www.xojane.com/relationships/true-story-i-dated-an-older-man

#swag
 
Top