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bacon

bacon

Ostrich
Gold Member
How hard would it be to troll them and submit an article there? After reading some of Aliblahbas trollwork in comments section of This is what a feminist looks like article I think it would be would be pretty easy to pull off. As Scorpion and other posters have alluded to XOJANE is ripe with unintentionally hillarious articles so the bar for what passes for normal there already is pretty fucking low.
 
scorpion

scorpion

Hummingbird
Gold Member
bacon said:
How hard would it be to troll them and submit an article there? After reading some of Aliblahbas trollwork in comments section of This is what a feminist looks like article I think it would be would be pretty easy to pull off. As Scorpion and other posters have alluded to XOJANE is ripe with unintentionally hillarious articles so the bar for what passes for normal there already is pretty fucking low.
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Possible fake articles to troll them with:

"I like to fart while my boyfriend licks my pussy"

"Every time I see a mother pushing a stroller I want to vomit all over myself"

"I'm enlarging my clitoris to fight the patriarchy"

"It happened to me: A guy on the subway looked at me funny and I'm pretty sure he was thinking about raping me"

"As a feminist I'm ashamed that I secretly masturbate while thinking of Charles Manson"

"How to care for 20 or more cats"

"Dwarf privilege: discussing the advantages held by those with small stature"
 
bacan

bacan

Pelican
http://www.xojane.com/issues/the-wh...ody-bikini-body-is-ridiculous-and-this-is-why

THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THE "BEACH BODY" IS RIDICULOUS AND THIS IS WHY
What if all you need to get a beach body is to GO TO THE BEACH?

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Veloce

Crow
Gold Member
bacan said:
bacon and bacan in same thread damnit!!


http://www.xojane.com/issues/are-pickup-artists-contributing-rape-culture

ARE PICKUP ARTISTS CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE?
Much of the language around surrounds the idea that women put up “token resistance,” encouraging PUAs to not take resistance and requests to stop seriously.
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A comment from that article:

menstrual night • a year ago −
These men create a downward spiral for themselves by refusing to approach women on a human level, getting rejected for obvious reasons, becoming discouraged as a result, and deciding that treating women with even less respect is the only solution. Well, at least now we know how to protect ourselves from these bitter losers... act desperate for sex and up for anyone's bone, apparently!
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:laugh:
 
bacan

bacan

Pelican
Hahaha

Unreal, right?

She says no one cares that she goes to the beach looking like that...

Actually yes, I do care.. I consider her body visual pollution, the same as construction noises when I'm trying to sleep or someone's fart when I'm stuck in an elevator. It brings unpleasantness to my field of vision that I cannot avoid. Not to mention the ripple effect of fatties eating themselves out of the sexual market, raising the value of (and competition for) the remaining non-hippos.

Unreal..
 
placer

placer

Kingfisher
Protestant
Here's a great comment from the "IT SORTA PISSES ME OFF WHEN GUYS DON'T PAY FOR DINNER AND HERE'S WHY" peanut gallery:

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N°6

N°6

Hummingbird
DetlefMourning said:
You know what is fucking hilarious? Upper middle-class white-collar professional college-educated women complaining about oppression and lack of privilege.
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This is why #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen kicked off.

This is why identity politics was given to the sheep (ironically by extremely rich men with white skin). There really is no limit to the divisions it can create by inventing new oppressed and angry groups.

The only thing that élites fear is the sheer weight of numbers of the masses. Not any more though, the masses are fighting each other to prove that their group is the most oppressed and victimised.
 
Frontenac

Frontenac

Kingfisher
It would be funny if people didn't believe this shit. These loons are so far off in their fake world that they can't even comprehend reality. The main problem is that girls and white knights believe that the content of these articles makes sense and carry it out too. A lot of these things are just people taking the easy way out, not accepting problems or mistakes (ie. I'm morbidly obese, but instead of gettin healthy, I'm going to tell everyone I'm pretty and to hell with their feelings).
These articles are popular with weak people who are looking for easy solutions to tough, but simple problems. This has consistently been the mindset of people today. Easy 'solutions', over actually addressing and figuring out their bullshit. The reason why they go apeshit when you confront them is deep down they know what they're doing is the wrong thing to do, and you've found them out. But instead of being an adult and accepting responsibility, they label you as a misogyinst.

This is the easy way, and everyone these days is doing this. The only benefit is that men like us, who are rational, and accept responsibility, can look at ourselves in the mirror without thinking our lives are a lie.
 
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Crow
Gold Member
placer said:
Woman was riding cock carousel, wasting her time with an alpha who didn't give her the time of day except when drunk and horny. Beta writes her a love letter. Many years later, beta man becomes rich and successful. Her biological clock has kicked in and she now regrets not marrying the beta:

http://www.xojane.com/fun/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-letter-a-man-has-ever-given-me
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Where does it say he became rich? I glanced over the letter but didin't catch that part. Too much pearl jam.
 
Ensam

Ensam

Ostrich
Gold Member
placer said:
Woman was riding cock carousel, wasting her time with an alpha who didn't give her the time of day except when drunk and horny. Beta writes her a love letter. Many years later, beta man becomes rich and successful. Her biological clock has kicked in and she now regrets not marrying the beta:

http://www.xojane.com/fun/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-letter-a-man-has-ever-given-me
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From the article:
But I look back at this letter now and it makes me think of other people who have told me how cold I have been or recounted word for word some cutting thing that I said that ruined their entire life. Thankfully, I'm super grateful that Adam and I are still friends today, and I think he probably realizes that I was just awkward in my own way except for me, it came across as bitchiness.
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If people routinely tell you that you're a cold bitch... maybe you're a cold bitch. Awkwardness does not excuse shitty behavior.
 
placer

placer

Kingfisher
Protestant
Cattle Rustler said:
Where does it say he became rich?
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It was well hidden in her blabbing about relative perceptions. From the article:

So I couldn't help but think about Rashomon when I found this old letter that a now very successful and always very good-looking guy who I went to college with gave me when I was a freshman at Northwestern.
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(Emphasis mine)
 
Sumanguru

Sumanguru

Kingfisher
Cattle Rustler said:
Woman was riding cock carousel, wasting her time with an alpha who didn't give her the time of day except when drunk and horny. Beta writes her a love letter. Many years later, beta man becomes rich and successful. Her biological clock has kicked in and she now regrets not marrying the beta:

http://www.xojane.com/fun/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-letter-a-man-has-ever-given-me
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This article is such an argument for game.

--The attached, articulate, studious (since he's doing so well and obviously likes to write, he likely did well in college) guy gets ignored.

--Note that being attractive did not help him. He simply was not on her radar.

--The drunk, partying, bad-ass who ignores her gets her gina tingling. Besides her own saying so in this article, note the link she posted that leads to a long ass diary entry she wrote about the dude.

It really is infuriating how feminists refuse to address this common dynamic that women do all the time.
 
AnonymousBosch

AnonymousBosch

 
Banned
Gold Member
placer said:
Cattle Rustler said:
Where does it say he became rich?
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It was well hidden in her blabbing about relative perceptions. From the article:

So I couldn't help but think about Rashomon when I found this old letter that a now very successful and always very good-looking guy who I went to college with gave me when I was a freshman at Northwestern.
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(Emphasis mine)
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*ANY* article written by a Woman always include Status Whoring, where she makes it known she either has a better job; fuller love life; more attractive suitors; more expensive fashions and prettier things; larger circle of amaaaazing (strangely single) friends; better sex; more intelligent children; more traumatic victimhood; stronger capacity to survive hardship; more incidents of sexual harrassment; or greater compassion and tolerance for social justice than her readers.

Every Fucking Article.

If the letter was written by a Random Ugly Nerd, then her displaying it doesn't raise her value in the eyes of female readers. He therefore has to have desirable qualities like success and attractiveness, so she can prove that she had the option to refuse, and, therefore, is better than the reader.

In reality, I doubt he had or has either. You've seen how badly these sites overestimate femine beauty. You've seen who the Eat Pray Love twat married. Reality is entirely subjective when it comes to making other women feel lesser than them.
 
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