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Ensam

Ostrich
Gold Member
AnonymousBosch said:
In reality, I doubt he had or has either. You've seen how badly these sites overestimate femine beauty. You've seen who the Eat Pray Love twat married. Reality is entirely subjective when it comes to making other women feel lesser than them.

Good point.

Though I think even if he is really as good looking and successful as she leads us to believe she probably gets as much (if not more) satisfaction knowing that she could have had him than she would have by actually getting him. Now that I'm successful (and I like to think good looking) wall victims I used to fawn over in my teens and 20s still get off on the fact that I was once into them. One I ran into when I was home for vacation even said she was keeping me on ice for marriage - yeah right. In her mind I'm still as into her as I was when we were 16.
 

j r

Ostrich
placer said:
Woman was riding cock carousel, wasting her time with an alpha who didn't give her the time of day except when drunk and horny. Beta writes her a love letter. Many years later, beta man becomes rich and successful. Her biological clock has kicked in and she now regrets not marrying the beta:

http://www.xojane.com/fun/this-is-the-most-embarrassing-letter-a-man-has-ever-given-me

I don't see anything about her regretting not marrying the guy. It seems like she barely knew him.

This is just the femal equivalent of Al Bundy breaking out his Polk High yearbook and bragging about how he once scored 4 touchdowns in one game. She realizes that her days of having this sort of dramatic effect on men are over, but she gets to relive it on the pages of XOJane. Long live the hamster.
 

2Wycked

Ostrich
Gold Member
Looks like my mobile IP has been banned from xojane. Pity, as I would have dropped this wisdom as a comment on Erin Gloria Ryan's article about how the poor dears are oppressed at work and those privileged males refuse to believe what women say about the workplace - by that I mean what they have been told is true.

http://m.xojane.com/issues/workplace-bullsht-still-exists-even-if-some-bros-think-otherwise

2Wycked:

Please keep leaning in, ladies. The system needs more cogs to tirelessly work for wages that will help you buy shit that you don't need to impress people on FB and Pinterest that you hate.

Keep pretending that the superficial changes you seek are little more than defenses against change. The system has always needed to you to play a role and now your role is the cubicle jockey.

Your response will either be that the independent wages/job title brings you value or the oppressive drudgery of being a housewife is horribly sexist or boring. The latter excuse is just a way of defending the terribly soul-sucking status quo. The former is your way of convincing yourself the role as a mindless producer can be justified by being a mindless consumer.

Why do you want that new furniture? Hint: It is NOT because you want it because you really want new coaches. You want to consume and live the life advertised on TV and in magazines. The trick is that commercial you saw on MSNBC with a single mother reading a book to her son won't be you - you will be the aging woman refusing to settle at 35 for a sub-par man who has the privileged audacity for not being a handsome doctor. Most likely, you will die alone and nobody will care.

Don't worry, your poor female counterparts have taken advantage of your tax dollars to raise their own children. Immigrant women also help bolster the population, but they will give birth to Sana or "Kelly" who will be better and more motivated at their job than you. But don't worry, because you will have already risen to your level of incompetence and have long abandoned any silly notions of familial - I mean patriarchal - bliss.

When you retire and get that gendered wristwatch that you fought so long to break through the glass barrier to attain, don't realize you were used just as the system wanted and got with your approval. Don't worry, love is patriarchal and wanting children is a social construct.

Sound about right, xojane?
 

aphelion

Ostrich
Gold Member
:potd:
AnonymousBosch said:
placer said:
Cattle Rustler said:
Where does it say he became rich?

It was well hidden in her blabbing about relative perceptions. From the article:

So I couldn't help but think about Rashomon when I found this old letter that a now very successful and always very good-looking guy who I went to college with gave me when I was a freshman at Northwestern.

(Emphasis mine)

*ANY* article written by a Woman always include Status Whoring, where she makes it known she either has a better job; fuller love life; more attractive suitors; more expensive fashions and prettier things; larger circle of amaaaazing (strangely single) friends; better sex; more intelligent children; more traumatic victimhood; stronger capacity to survive hardship; more incidents of sexual harrassment; or greater compassion and tolerance for social justice than her readers.

Every Fucking Article.

If the letter was written by a Random Ugly Nerd, then her displaying it doesn't raise her value in the eyes of female readers. He therefore has to have desirable qualities like success and attractiveness, so she can prove that she had the option to refuse, and, therefore, is better than the reader.

In reality, I doubt he had or has either. You've seen how badly these sites overestimate femine beauty. You've seen who the Eat Pray Love twat married. Reality is entirely subjective when it comes to making other women feel lesser than them.

:potd: :potd: :potd:

Excellent and savage observation sir.
 

Sailor

Kingfisher
I could not think of anything else but Xojane/Jezebel when i saw this Hamster

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LeBeau

Ostrich
Gold Member
Cattle Rustler said:
LeBeau said:
@ the girl threatening to complain to Netflix over a movie she didn't like.

Care to post that comment? I tried searching but there's so many and my computer froze :(

Thanks

Holly Sarah_Woolley • 2 years ago
Yep!! The guy sounds like a complete psycho! The type of guy who kidnapped those girls in that horrible movie, Megan is Missing!

edotwoods Holly • 2 years ago
Oh my god! Megan is Missing. That movie scarred me for life!

Kandi Lynn Holly • 2 years ago −
Next time please specify what you mean by horrible. I checked it out on Netflix, not knowing what I was about to see, and casually watching it while playing a video game, I almost fell out of my chair and then I turned off the movie, and wrote a really nasty review, and have even contemplated contacting Netflix. And I am never grossed out or offended by anything!

Holly Kandi Lynn • 2 years ago
I'm sorry!!! I know what you mean. The movie is completely gnarly!
 

Vacancier Permanent

Crow
Gold Member
Wow, just wow! Things are even worst that I had imagined!
Yo 2Wycked, this calls for one of your top notch review of Megan is Missing on ROK! Would prolly match Bacon's EPIC post that went viral! :banana: And someone should post a link on xojane and Jezebel! lol It would make the servers crash for a few days...
 
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007

Guest
This beats the link that I posted. This bitch must be on crack, If I was a dictator this bitch and her elk would be sent to the gas chamber. The homo sapien gene pool needs to cleaned now and then. Have you seen some of the comments?

"This is a misogeny problem rather than a kink one"

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a troll comment, did one of you bro's put that one up? lol

Chapped3rdEye said:
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I HAVE A SEXUAL FETISH FOR BEING FED AND GAINING WEIGHT
I love eating very caloric, rich foods and I practically squeal with glee if I see the numbers on the scale climb. I like being called piggy, requested to oink and being accused of being gluttonous and lazy.

http://www.xojane.com/sex/weird-controversial-sexual-fetish-known-as-feedism
 

2Wycked

Ostrich
Gold Member
If you ever have wondered if my conclusion our society is narcissistic, check out this article:

http://www.xojane.com/issues/fed-up-with-the-magazine-industry-i-didnt-just-get-angry-i-took-action

A narcissist is fed up with not enough women like her in aspirational media. She even mentions drinking while perusing the magazines. She wasn't worried about a lack of black women in media, she was worried she, herself, wasn't prominent enough in the media. The article is, literally, all about her. Drink on, narcissist.
 

kiwi12

Robin
omg. If this is not troll page then these people are sick. But most disturbing thing is that they are celebrating their sickness.

I never been in US, lived almost my whole life in small EE country so some things i read on forum are alien to me, but this is just mind boggling.
 
scorpion said:
IT HAPPENED TO ME: A Drunk Stranger Pretended To Kidnap Me Because He'd Seen It In A Funny Movie

The hamster takes a flirtatious practical joke at a drunken pool party and turns it into an attempted kidnapping.

Lots of funny stuff on that site, for sure.

But THIS story? You can't possibly be serious in your use of "hamster" or "practical joke".

A group of strange men held her and put a fucking BAG over her head! Are you kidding?

How many guys here seriously think this chick should just laugh that off? Man or woman, I would be absolutely fucking pissed and possibly even seeking revenge of some sort.
 

Sumanguru

Kingfisher
He got s--t wasted, had sex he didn't remember (apparently good sex judging by her reported noise level), and instead of having the good sense to do a walk of shame and never tell his GF and move on with his life, he got into a relationship with his hook up and it turns out she was crazy (gee, a woman who goes to parties where she gets s--t faced drunk and hooks up with strangers turns out to be nutso: who could have guessed?). So? Why does he care so much and why is it rape to him? Did he ever actually say, "Stop"?
 
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