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Sailor

Kingfisher
Ziltoid said:
Sailor said:
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-t...d-by-a-woman-and-then-dated-her-for-two-years


"As a man, I felt especially compelled to hide what happened to me, lest I come off as weak."

"At that point, I decided to own it. Because if I owned it, it wasn't embarrassing and it didn't strip me of my masculinity."
What a fucking faggot.

I almost doubt this was even written by a man, wreaks of feminist blogger writing style.


First thing i imagined was a troll making this all up so Xojane ladies would understand how stupid their rape claims sound sometimes
 

scorpion

Hummingbird
Gold Member
ImmoralPsychology said:
scorpion said:
IT HAPPENED TO ME: A Drunk Stranger Pretended To Kidnap Me Because He'd Seen It In A Funny Movie

The hamster takes a flirtatious practical joke at a drunken pool party and turns it into an attempted kidnapping.

Lots of funny stuff on that site, for sure.

But THIS story? You can't possibly be serious in your use of "hamster" or "practical joke".

A group of strange men held her and put a fucking BAG over her head! Are you kidding?

How many guys here seriously think this chick should just laugh that off? Man or woman, I would be absolutely fucking pissed and possibly even seeking revenge of some sort.

Are you fucking serious? I think you need to read the story again.

The guy jokingly re-enacted the scene from Borat after drinking with this girl and her friends at a Vegas pool party and the girl flips out and tries to paint it as some kind of traumatic assault/kidnapping. If that's not hamster then I don't know what is.

At worst what the guy did is an example of bad game. If you think that justifies "seeking revenge" then your own male hamster is running in overdrive. Get the fuck out of here with your white knighting for this attention-seeking, feminist slut at a Vegas pool party.
 
scorpion said:
Are you fucking serious? I think you need to read the story again.

The guy jokingly re-enacted the scene from Borat after drinking with this girl and her friends at a Vegas pool party and the girl flips out and tries to paint it as some kind of traumatic assault/kidnapping. If that's not hamster then I don't know what is.

At worst what the guy did is an example of bad game. If you think that justifies "seeking revenge" then your own male hamster is running in overdrive. Get the fuck out of here with your white knighting for this attention-seeking, feminist slut at a Vegas pool party.

Ohhhh! It was a Borat joke! Silly me, I guess I missed that part. Well, that makes it all OK then!

At BEST, this was bad game. At worst what this guy did was bullying.

He wasn't getting anywhere with this girl so he and his buddies decided to spray beer at a group of girls. Bad game or bullying? Come on. What moron would think that this could ever, ever get a girl interested? And then, because that's not humiliating enough, they pull the Borat stunt.

If the story is accurate, that wasn't called for at all. If they'd been having a good rapport and everything going well and then he pulls that, MAYBE I'd side with you on the bad game (or at least just a poor sense of humor thinking it would be funny), but the story doesn't suggest that at all. The bottom line is that these guys were strangers to the girls. Drinking with someone for an hour doesn't give you the privilege of "friend" status.

If she didn't even welcome his buying her a shot, why do you think that type of 'joke' would be appropriate? Add to that the fact that the bag was being used for sandals and socks and it's pretty disgusting.

The only people this was a joke to was the group of guys. Unless she lied or left out some pretty big details, there's no other way to see this than as bullying. You think she's being sensitive? Please. I've seen big ol' rough and tough manly man guys get their panties in a bunch for much, much less. And I'll bet ya damn near any money that YOU would freak the fuck out if a group of guys you only knew over a few drinks did that to you. Tell me I'm wrong.

I like how you classify any opinion that is different from yours as white knighting. So now if a guy doesn't take every opportunity to shit on every woman he hears about, it's white knighting? :huh: I guess if you can't support your views with reason, you might as well resort to ad hominem attacks, huh? LOL

Not to mention I said, "MAN or WOMAN". It's not my fault you can't read English.
 

scorpion

Hummingbird
Gold Member
"We must seek revenge on all those men who run bad game and play practical jokes! Mount up men, we ride tonight! Onward, in defense of virtue!"

white-knight.jpeg
 
Geez. Looks like I wasted another 15 minutes typing, thinking that you actually had a fucking brain and a backbone enough to think for yourself rather than just regurgitating the shit you hear from the other retards. I literally feel myself getting dumber when I read posts like yours.
 

eradicator

Peacock
Agnostic
Gold Member
well, why didn't she just take the bag off her head?

edit, if a girl has a guy take a bag and put it on her head, and she does not remove it, what does it mean?
 

scorpion

Hummingbird
Gold Member
ImmoralPsychology, I wonder if you always have meltdowns when called out on your white knighting, or is this a special occasion?
 

AnonymousBosch

 
Banned
Gold Member
ImmoralPsychology said:
But THIS story? You can't possibly be serious in your use of "hamster" or "practical joke".

A group of strange men held her and put a fucking BAG over her head! Are you kidding?

How many guys here seriously think this chick should just laugh that off? Man or woman, I would be absolutely fucking pissed and possibly even seeking revenge of some sort.

Fuck that. Three quick observations from my experience:

a) A woman is telling the story. Truth never gets in the way of drama, for drama generates attention from their peers.

b) She is telling the story on a feminist site that rewards victimhood with attention and ego stroking by female peers: 'you're so brave etc'.

c) All women write to clearly place their social status as being above the reader. No exceptions.

Whilst I believe there was a bag and a Borat joke, believing her word on anything that happens beyond that makes you a sucker.
 

Glock

Woodpecker
Gold Member
What is truly remarkable is just how hideously ugly all these feminists are. In a world of in-person interactions, nobody would listen to the ugly, fat women's bitter complaints. It is only because they can hide their repulsiveness while writing on the internet that anyone takes the time to read what they write or care to know what they think.
 

Sailor

Kingfisher
Consul said:
Another great one -- they pop up by the minute:

Why I Actually Like Looking At Terrible Pictures Of Myself
http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-like-looking-at-terrible-pictures-of-myself-motivation

This one is always talking about fat,huh,i wonder why :huh:

http://www.xojane.com/family/im-the-rare-thin-person-in-my-family

Finally one thin girl there,of course the fatties are upset

"I'm out of give-a-fucks today for articles that make blanket assumptions about the TRAGEDY of fatness."
 

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Crow
Gold Member
Marianne Kirby's comments are beyond STUPID!!!

"I don't think those kids would be benefitted by being taught that diet and exercise are the path to thinness either"

I think eating healthy food and being active (which varies for every individual body's ability) is reasonable. But I also believe that thinness is not an automatic outcome of those things. This is boring because it conflates weight and health.

another summery of her comment: Chronic fatigue, overexercise, and exercise worsening injuries are all real things.

Then the bitch talks about buying a pencil skirt and a dress.
 
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