The Democratic Party is Imploding

budoslavic

Peacock
Gold Member
Via Matt Taibbi, "The Official 2020 Democratic National Convention Drinking Game"

Imagine a four-day Zoom meeting in which the likes of John Kasich, Michael Bloomberg, and Nancy Pelosi warn you for the fifty through sixty millionth times about the “existential threat” of Donald Trump, and you come close to envisioning both hell on earth and what we’re all in for this week with the Democratic Party’s Biden/Harris virtual coronation.

The alternative is to start drinking early.

The 2020 DNC represents the culmination of one of the most exhausting, repetitive, and depressing primary races America has seen. It was extreme both by number of candidates – the official count seems to be 29 – and by sheer quantity of identical-sounding rhetoric. The race from the start was itself like a giant drinking game, in which candidates were rewarded in polls for delivering the most pleasing versions of oft-repeated terms like “kids in cages,” “fascist,” “white supremacy,” and “this is not who we are.”
One point makes me nervous. This convention could obliterate the boozing public with a single word, previewed in about a thousand headlines when Kamala Harris was named Biden’s running mate last week:
Trump re-election complicated by historic VP pick
MSNBC
...
Why Kamala Harris is a historic VP pick for Joe Biden
BBC News

My favorite:
Reese Witherspoon shares heartfelt story in wake of Kamala Harris’ historic VP selection
ABC News
Without further ado, drink EVERY TIME to:
1.“Post office,” or any variation thereof (i.e. “postal service” or “mailbox”).
2. “Soul of America.”
3. “History” or “Historic.” Drink only when uttered by a convention speaker.
4. “Existential threat.”
5. “This president.”
6. “Let me be clear.” Double shot if what comes after is not clear.
7. “Access,” as in “access to affordable health care” or “access to a good education.” You may drink twice if this comes in conjunction with an argument about “opportunity.”
8. “Systemic,” “systematic,” “structural,” “fundamental,” or “fundamentally.” Double-shot if the words are uttered by someone who has never voted for or supported a systemic reform.
9. Someone speaks positively of a Clinton (h/t to @percandidate).
10. “This is not who we are.”
11. “Above the law.”
12. (Something something) Mitch McConnell, (something something) is a human right.
13. “Trump is (rehearsed witticism).” Also, “golf.”
14. Russia.
15. Birther.
16. (Attempts to speak Spanish)
17. Unity/civility.
18. “Uncharted waters.” Drunk rum if you have it here, and yell “Aargh” like a pirate (h/t to @C00LDad77).
19. “Democracy itself.”

Drink ONCE PER HOUR to:
1. “Racist,” or “Black Lives.”
2. “Lies.”
BONUS RULE: Drink every time someone blames Trump for coronavirus deaths. Make your own group judgment as to whether or not the blame is deserved.

WOKE MAD LIBS EXCEPTION: If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to “reclaim” your sobriety: performative, white-adjacent, Latinx, decolonize, invisibilize, solidarity, interrogate, normalize, privilege (as a verb), dismantle, erase, lived experience, (anything)-splaining, heteronormative, habitus, cultural appropriation, essentialist, or trigger.

Genderfuck or melanated ends the game.

For Bingo players:
 
More fine (barely) satire from the Babylon Bee. Katie Doobles is an accurate portrayal of the thought process of your typical American SJW female.

Democratic Convention Viewer Wishing They Would Just Get To The Part About All The Free Stuff
Democratic Convention Viewer Wishing They Would Just Get To The Part About All The Free Stuff



ST LOUIS, MO—Loyal Democrat voter Tim Raisinbran is expressing disappointment after he watched the Democratic National Convention for hours and barely heard anything about all the free stuff he's going to get from Democrats.


"I sat through 2 hours of lame Zoom calls for this?" Mr. Raisinbran cried as Billy Porter sang and danced on his TV screen. "It was just a bunch of boring speeches about 'unity' and 'being better' and stuff. Lame! When are they going to start talking about all the free stuff I'm gonna get if I vote for Biden? I just want everything to be free forever! Is that too much to ask? Trump literally transferred free money to my checking account. How are the Democrats going to top that?"

Raisinbran then yelled and threw his bowl of Cheerios at the screen in anger.

Raisinbran's suburban house-girlfriend Katie Doobles feels differently. Michelle Obama's uplifting message that "everything is guaranteed to get way worse if we don't vote for Biden" resonated with her, according to sources.

Experts say Katie is not alone. According to one recent poll, most suburban house-girlfriends and house-fiancés are resonating with the Democrats' central 2020 message that they will continue to burn down the country unless America votes for them.

"Whatever will make it all stop," said Doobles in an interview. "Some free stuff thrown in would be ok too."
 

NoMoreTO

Ostrich
I saw the moment of the convention where they choose Joe Biden as the candidate on TV tonight. A couple of kids run in behind and threw baloons. Biden just said "thank you" and left it at that. Then he and his wife immediately put their masks back on. The TV shot showed all the 500 zoom windows all at once scattering around. Weird. Pomp and Ceremony does have its place. Without it, it reinforces him as a fake candidate.

Clinton was on tonight, looking old, I couldn't hold my attention. I just wanted to hear him talk about epstein island and explain himself.
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I saw a bit of Michelle Obama...I left the room as she was talking about "peaceful protesters" and her normal hateful discourse. I haven't really looked at their schedule...I guess maybe it will be safe to turn on the news by the end of the week and not have to hear the moronic highlights.
 

eradicator

Peacock
Gold Member
I saw the moment of the convention where they choose Joe Biden as the candidate on TV tonight. A couple of kids run in behind and threw baloons. Biden just said "thank you" and left it at that. Then he and his wife immediately put their masks back on. The TV shot showed all the 500 zoom windows all at once scattering around. Weird. Pomp and Ceremony does have its place. Without it, it reinforces him as a fake candidate.

Clinton was on tonight, looking old, I couldn't hold my attention. I just wanted to hear him talk about epstein island and explain himself.
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Did slick Willy mention the “Clinton Surplus” years like he did 4 years ago?
 

dicknixon72

Kingfisher
Browse a coupe of pages. I honestly think its a passable senior paper - a high school senior paper - with lots of verbiage added to fulfill word requirements. Then I remembered its provenance. Princeton. Wow.

My 8th grade end-of-term science report used better language than that.
 

Deepdiver

Hummingbird
Gold Member
Since the Marxist Socialist Media (MSM) is flooding the airways with the DemoMarxist Snoozarama to try and make them look moderate instead of the far-left Marxist Communists they are - I was treated to none other than Turncoat Benedict Arnold of today Colin BLM Take a Knee Powell - former Affirmative Action Joint Chief of DoD Staff endorsing Beijing Biden in the most glowing terms.

Powell is now a complete TRAITOR for endorsing a man who arranged $1.5 Billion dollar Communist Red Chines bribes via his Coke Head son Hunter.

The payoff for the Chinese:

$500 Billion a year trade surpluses for 8 Obama-Biden Years total $4 Trillion

Allowed to build multiple South China Seas island with Airfields and offensive missiles and seize 200 Economic Zones around each for Oil, Fishing and Mineral Rights - Value Priceless

Biden took point to allow 300+/- Communist Red Chinese controlled Companies to raise $3 Trillion dollars on NYC Capital Markets without complying with GAAP Accounting and Transparency standards which would get any US CEO CFO and Board prosecuted by the SEC and DOJ. This allowed the Red Chinese to literally vacuum up cash that would have otherwise gone to innovative US Companies and eliminated at least twice $6 Trillion in new wealth creation in the USA.

Globalist (Powell) High Phocking Treason... And the MSM and Dems Marxist Socialists want 8 more years of this... The Red Chinese will be building industrial parks in the USA and importing Chinese Slave laborers to work in them as replacements for Heritage Americans.

Time to Ammo up men.
 
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