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<blockquote data-quote="porscheguy" data-source="post: 933429" data-attributes="member: 2890">I've got one of those designer dogs that's half Jack Russel, half Bichon.&nbsp; When I was a child I had an Afghan Hound.&nbsp; You can't have cats and let these things run loose.&nbsp; They're usually pretty chill, but when he was about 5 or 6 years old he attacked my father.&nbsp; My father ended up with a sprained wrist in the ordeal.&nbsp; Could have been worse but my father's initial reaction to the attack was anger which spelled bad news for the dog.&nbsp; 6 months later it killed my brothers cat.&nbsp; We got rid of it.When I was a teenager I got a black lab.&nbsp; He was pretty cool.&nbsp; He lived outdoors for 90% of his life.&nbsp; We lived on a farm on a river.&nbsp; When he was young, he was always dragging shit up from the river.&nbsp; Dead eels in July smell pretty bad.&nbsp; As he got old, he stopped going to the river to cool off in the summer.&nbsp; Instead, you'd look out the window and see him sitting in the pool.&nbsp; When he was around 10 his other dog companion went to live with my sister.&nbsp; It snowed one night.&nbsp; I opened the back and he walked right into the house, went to the sofa, climbed on it and slept for a day or two.&nbsp; He was done living the outdoor life exclusively.&nbsp; When he was young, he couldn't stay in the house more than 2-3 minutes without getting tense and nervous.&nbsp; Once he got old, he only stayed out long enough to shit and piss.&nbsp; When he got to the point when he couldn't wait for me to let him out, and he'd shit and piss on the floor, I knew he'd had lived the life most black labs had dreamed about.&nbsp; He walked the green mile.&nbsp; In 13 years, I never once gave him a bath.&nbsp; And he never smelled like anything but dog.A lot of people look down on little dogs.&nbsp; Nothing pisses me off like people who buy a lab, and live in a 2 bedroom apartment.&nbsp; If my current dog shits on the floor, it's not a human size pile.&nbsp; At most he pisses 3-4 tablespoons.&nbsp; He pulls in just as much pussy as the bigger dogs.&nbsp; 3lbs of dog food lasts over a month.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="porscheguy, post: 933429, member: 2890"] I've got one of those designer dogs that's half Jack Russel, half Bichon. When I was a child I had an Afghan Hound. You can't have cats and let these things run loose. They're usually pretty chill, but when he was about 5 or 6 years old he attacked my father. My father ended up with a sprained wrist in the ordeal. Could have been worse but my father's initial reaction to the attack was anger which spelled bad news for the dog. 6 months later it killed my brothers cat. We got rid of it. When I was a teenager I got a black lab. He was pretty cool. He lived outdoors for 90% of his life. We lived on a farm on a river. When he was young, he was always dragging shit up from the river. Dead eels in July smell pretty bad. As he got old, he stopped going to the river to cool off in the summer. Instead, you'd look out the window and see him sitting in the pool. When he was around 10 his other dog companion went to live with my sister. It snowed one night. I opened the back and he walked right into the house, went to the sofa, climbed on it and slept for a day or two. He was done living the outdoor life exclusively. When he was young, he couldn't stay in the house more than 2-3 minutes without getting tense and nervous. Once he got old, he only stayed out long enough to shit and piss. When he got to the point when he couldn't wait for me to let him out, and he'd shit and piss on the floor, I knew he'd had lived the life most black labs had dreamed about. He walked the green mile. In 13 years, I never once gave him a bath. And he never smelled like anything but dog. A lot of people look down on little dogs. Nothing pisses me off like people who buy a lab, and live in a 2 bedroom apartment. If my current dog shits on the floor, it's not a human size pile. At most he pisses 3-4 tablespoons. He pulls in just as much pussy as the bigger dogs. 3lbs of dog food lasts over a month. [/QUOTE]

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