The Haggening (Makeup removal app)

Incubus

Robin
RE: The Haggening

I lost count on the women that their blubber remolds after she takes her clothes off

Where's the clothes on clothes off APP?

It took me 20 minutes last week to remove pink lipstick from my arms and chest. Today's war paint has staying power...be careful out there guys if your spinning plates. (back scratches and now industrial strength lip gloss on your back/wang to check for)

I'll move this item into....hair weaves, fake body parts fake tans fake fingernails, high intensity teeth whitening, multi colour contact lenses, 4 inch heels

and still women won't work on their personality absolutely mind blowing
 

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Pelican
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

I didn't read all the articles in the OP, but this one is pretty pathetic too:

http://www.slate.com/articles/techn...ves_women_s_makeup_on_its_inventor_ashot.html

First, she wastes no time doxxing him:

It probably comes as no surprise that the app was created by a man, [name]

And then, being the sly woman she is, she'll show him who's boss!

surely [name] wouldn’t mind if I tested it out, well, him. Why should only women be subjected to the MakeApp treatment?

But...this really doesn't apply since...well, guys don't wear make up? (Real men, at least).

Doesn't look like she received the results she wanted, so she'll try something even more damning. Adding make up to HIM!

Since it was there, I ran his Twitter photo through the “Add Makeup” option, too. The result is chic, if nontraditional: Brows are on point, eyes are nicely lined and highlighted, and the pink lip color pops. And it was certainly faster to get this result through an app than a trip to Sephora.

She then proceeds to take off the make up (that she added) 4x just to make him look like a zombie.

The whole article is basically a perfect example of female insecurity.

I'd run Heather through the app, but unfortunately her bravery ends when it requires a real picture of her to back up her 'bad ass' rhetoric.

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MaceTyrell

Pelican
RE: The Haggening

I am having so much fun with his app. So much infact, I’m thinking of starting an IG just to post unmakeup-ed photos of these IG hoes.
 

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Kingfisher
RE: The Haggening

PapayaTapper said:
Wait...Rachel Maddow isn't a dude?

I met her at an event in Seattle one time. I assure you that she is in fact a man with micropenis. They must apply her makeup with a trowel and digital filter... because up close she looks worse than you imagine... actually... recommend you don't try to imagine it. I need to go back to repressing this memory.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

MaceTyrell said:
I am having so much fun with his app. So much infact, I’m thinking of starting an IG just to post unmakeup-ed photos of these IG hoes.

Beat me to it. I was just going to suggest someone create an Instagram account like this after I noticed a popular Instagram account suddenly disappear today (possibly because of this app).

What could you call it? Maybe "Unmasked," after that Twilight Zone episode "The Masks" (link here) which has a horrific twist ending I won't spoil here. But if they had this app around back in 1960, it would have figured into that ending.
 

kosko

Peacock
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

Vladimir Poontang said:
The irony is that feminists could, if they chose to, come up with all kinds of reasons why this app is actually a great idea. But for some reason (which they don't want to mention) they don't.

Yes of course. Because women are cowards and need the protective shield of makeup. Make-up is the biggest hypocritical aspect of the female empowerment movement because there is nothing more titled and one-sided than makeup. Women can complain about periods but I don't have a uterus so I really don't understand nor care about women's issues on that. But makeup is so onesided and is not a necessity like a bra for example. Yet women still cling to it the chemicals on their face. Makeup is the glowing example that exposes women as a childish set of adults.

Go ask any feminist about make-up. She will give you some word barf on how "its a womans choice" "or that she is dressing up for herself" or.. "gender norms limit men from wearing make-up" These arguments are weak as fuck and can be blown away with little effort and they will squirm to not admit the real reason why woman clutch on to makeup which is to provide a faux confidence boost to make ever shy and timid woman be able to function in the day to day.

This App is a game changer and must be used as a core weapon to troll.

Make-up is the last stand for women. They have tried to sell women on the falsehoods of Feminism and "Go Girl" stuff but makeup remains untouched because makeup is the arms race for women. Women who battle it out use makeup to create a level playing field with each other. Taking away this power reduces women to nothing but the weak, unconfident, disoriented humans they are. Makeup is literally the only way most women can maintain any sense of composure and function as normal adults in the modern world. Minus makeup half of women would stay at home and hide. Make-Up is the biggest crutch women have.

This App should be used to call up feminist hypocrisy and use it to expose celebrity women while giving a faux moral boost to women to "embrace the natural". The expectation then that women will lead a movement to burn that chemical make-up products will not come. There will be pushback but it will burn down the strawman of "Female empowerment" as women are completely dependent on their chemical shields are known as makeup.

We should support this App maker as the forces will try to force him away and or demonetize his operation. I hope he has a donation button set-up, give him resources so he can continue to provide this important weapon to the masses.

This App -- best news I have gotten all week!
 

MaceTyrell

Pelican
RE: The Haggening

Saw a girl on the train in NYC this week. She took up two seats. The kicker is that her face was COMPLETELY caked up. She even applied more makeup while on the train.

Completely in line with Kosko’s post.
 

Days of Broken Arrows

Crow
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

kosko said:
Vladimir Poontang said:
The irony is that feminists could, if they chose to, come up with all kinds of reasons why this app is actually a great idea. But for some reason (which they don't want to mention) they don't.

Yes of course. Because women are cowards and need the protective shield of makeup. Make-up is the biggest hypocritical aspect of the female empowerment movement because there is nothing more titled and one-sided than makeup. Women can complain about periods but I don't have a uterus so I really don't understand nor care about women's issues on that. But makeup is so onesided and is not a necessity like a bra for example. Yet women still cling to it the chemicals on their face. Makeup is the glowing example that exposes women as a childish set of adults.

Go ask any feminist about make-up. She will give you some word barf on how "its a womans choice" "or that she is dressing up for herself" or.. "gender norms limit men from wearing make-up" These arguments are weak as fuck and can be blown away with little effort and they will squirm to not admit the real reason why woman clutch on to makeup which is to provide a faux confidence boost to make ever shy and timid woman be able to function in the day to day.

This App is a game changer and must be used as a core weapon to troll.

Make-up is the last stand for women. They have tried to sell women on the falsehoods of Feminism and "Go Girl" stuff but makeup remains untouched because makeup is the arms race for women. Women who battle it out use makeup to create a level playing field with each other. Taking away this power reduces women to nothing but the weak, unconfident, disoriented humans they are. Makeup is literally the only way most women can maintain any sense of composure and function as normal adults in the modern world. Minus makeup half of women would stay at home and hide. Make-Up is the biggest crutch women have.

This App should be used to call up feminist hypocrisy and use it to expose celebrity women while giving a faux moral boost to women to "embrace the natural". The expectation then that women will lead a movement to burn that chemical make-up products will not come. There will be pushback but it will burn down the strawman of "Female empowerment" as women are completely dependent on their chemical shields are known as makeup.

We should support this App maker as the forces will try to force him away and or demonetize his operation. I hope he has a donation button set-up, give him resources so he can continue to provide this important weapon to the masses.

This App -- best news I have gotten all week!

Great post. I have one issue with it, though: "...makeup is not a necessity like a bra for example."

A bra is not a necessity. When God (or nature) invented female breasts, there was no design flaw.

Breasts were meant to "hang" naturally in a vertical manner, not be thrust outward. When you think about it, pushing breasts out horizontally is the female equivalent of a pair of underwear that would make men look like they had erections all the time.

I contend that a lot of modern-day sexual dysfunction is due to the bra. It hyper-sexualized women's bodies. Men were not meant to have tits pushed in our faces 24/7, just as women weren't meant to see erections all the time.

With that in mind, it should come as no surprise that women invented the bra. From Wikipedia: "In the United States, Mary Phelps Jacob received a patent in 1914 for the first brassiere design that is recognized as the basis for modern bras."

Jacobs is one of many women who were instrumental in making a bra a "necessity." IMO this isn't for health reasons. It's about power and control. When a woman has her tits in your face, she's in control. We're kidding ourselves if we think there's any other reason for bras than that.

So, it makes sense women were behind this, just like they're champions of makeup. Both raise their SMV artificially. (And, ironically women complain about both as much as they use them.)

PS: I know some commenters are going to complain about "sagging," but I believe some sagging is more of a turn-on than "torpedo tits." Why do I think that? Because when I see "bolt-on" fake boobs, my reaction is laughter or derision -- as opposed to getting turned on by a nice pair of aging, natural breasts.
 

MaceTyrell

Pelican
RE: The Haggening

A woman’s bare face...without her consent.

We’ve touched on something deep here gents. Patiently waiting for Roosh V post on makeup.
 

MOVSM

Pelican
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

That business insider article that claims Ashot Gabrelyanov was an ex-Russian propagandist... They are conflating him with Oleg Atbashian of the People's Cube. He actually was an ex-Soviet propagandist. Other than both being Armenian, the two men have nothing in common.
That is a lot of butthurt right there, gentlemen.
 
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