The Haggening (Makeup removal app)

balybary

Pelican
Catholic
RE: The Haggening

Fuck....

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I am going to have nightmares tonight :s
 

kaotic

Owl
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

Man I've been preaching this for years, I always tell bitches the less make up the better.

It's one of the best compliments a man can give.

My last serious ex rarely wore make up, at most she wore eyeliner and some sexy shaded lipstick.

Seriously bro, it makes a girl getting dolled up for a special event for you all that more exciting.


I don't care if she looks a little more plan, it's by far WAY MORE attractive to have healthy clear skin than to cover up up a bad face.

It just means you aren't taking care of your body and treating it like shit.

If you eat clean, stay hydrated, and don't party too hard your body will show it (excluding the rare pimple on your face). Even people with acne as kids can get past that shit.

Girls who cake on the foundation and eyeliner are just going to get more shitty skin in the long run and it's expensive as fuck too.


Guess what?

#TEAMNOMAKEUP
 

balybary

Pelican
Catholic
RE: The Haggening

Sooth said:
Ahahaha!

Absolutely brilliant.

What happens if you run a girl through it a few times? Is it a good approximation of what she'll look like at 60?

Ana Kasparian (of the Young Turk) looks like she is 50.

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kosko

Peacock
Gold Member
RE: The Haggening

balybary said:
Fuck....

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I am going to have nightmares tonight :s

This shouldn't be surprising. Many of us on RVF have rallied that Emma Watson is the most overrated woman on this planet. She has the structural features of a teenage boy.
 

Ethan.Allan

Pigeon
Frankly I don't trust cameras: I'm stereoblind as fuck so whenever I look at photographs of something I know I end up thinking "That looks so weird".

Just remember, there is a reason women paint themselves to look like ripe fruit. Oook oook!
 

balybary

Pelican
Catholic
I have a new idea: an app that will give a "slut face score".

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http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut

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EDIT = that app already exists
Let “Slut or Not Camera” figure that out for you and all your friends. This app literally teaches your phone how to rate, all through “Machine learning, Face analysis and Face detection”. Snap a picture through the integrated camera or choose from gallery… “Slut or Not Camera” will process the image, identify the faces and calculate a “SLUT” rating
 
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