Its hard to not find the situation funny, and yes i know its mean to laugh at the inevitable consequences of this late stage empire, but its impossible to not laugh out-loud at not just the stupidity of the mayors who run the cities but also the “alternatives” that get caught up in words like “youth” “urban kids” “democrats” “taxes” when the obvious statistics scream out race - demographics-immigration - religion.
Current mayor: we will tackle racism, crime is irrelevant, infrastructure is racist and sexist, we will make sure all vendors are black and women, if something collapses is white mens fault.
Alternative option: we will lower taxes by 2.5%, ban city from hiring vendors that boycott Israel, the demographic transition of our city from 70% white to 30% white is of no consequence, black teenagers would be standup citizens ready to lead us into space if it wasn’t wasn’t for democrat policies, also the current mayor’s advisor said something anti-semitic and i stand with Israel